Chapter 4

AN: ok I made a mistake at Ch3(I said it was Ch 2 finished in Ch3) so sorry. And Arcy's and Ray's pov will be coming..later. Today's will be a third person pov.

Chapter 4: Oh no here we go again

Arceus's head hurt. For the whole day Mew was making counts of mischief, there were rapid explosions from Mewtwo and Deoxys' lab, Cress was walloping Darkrai's butt, Lablu and Latios and Ho-oh were doing something crazy, so on so on. And so she kept going round and round telling them off. But still, duh, they're doing those insane stuff.

At Celebi's room…..

'MEW! NOOOO!' cried a super embarrassed Celebi. Mew had took her love letter to Grovyle and slipped an underwear into the envelope. And he's taking it to the post box NOW.

At the lab..

'Muahahahahaha!' Mewtwo laughed insanely.

'What're you laughing at? It's another failed experiment!' Deoxys said. Truth is, just some time ago, they put a poor little Rattata into a pot full of Grimer mess and some disgusting stuff they nicked from Moomoo Farm. And they threw in a Miltank' head, organs,MESS, stuff.

Then they put something called 'The Insanely Awesome Mewhundred Liquid' and…

Kaboom.

Now they have Afro fur-hair.

At Darkrai's room.

'ACK! NO! DUDE THIS IS FU*BLEEP* HURT!'

'Now hold on, Princey, just some couple of minutes…'

Cresselia was currently jumping up and down on Darkrai's hair and made sure she yanked his head when landing. Manaphy was recording it with a Camcorder. Darkrai just yelled like a mad Mewtwo in agony…

At Rayquaza's room..

Rayquaza's left eye started to twitch. ' ARE YOU INSANELY MAD?' he yelled. Kyogre and Groudon blushed.

'No,' they said together.

Five minutes later…

'Do you, Groudon, accept Kyogre as your WIFE?'

'Yeah, I do,'

'Do you, Kyogre, accept Groudon as your HUSBAND?'

'Yuh-uh, I do..'

'Now you may kiss the bride..'

Little did the Hoenn deities know, a certain redhead Lake Guardian was Camcorder-ing their 'wedding act' from the start, and especially squealed at the scene in which Kyogre and Groudon were making out….(Duh, they all (except Lablu and Latios) are more than 100 years, so they can watch it, right?)

At Seven Eleven (Dude, this is SO random) in Spear Pillar (seriously, a 711 in Spear Pillar?)

'MAKE WAY FOR DIALGA!' Dialga screamed at the loooooooooooong line of legendaries buying Slurpee that he's still outside of 711.

'NO!' yelled Palkia, whose turn had come to fill in a super duper BIG Slurpee cup.

'Dude, what's wrong with a mere Slurpee? Hey, Dialga, just use your power to time travel and get your Slurpee!' said Giratina who's buying a hot dog.

'Yeah, nice idea!' said Dialga, disappearing into Da Futcha (the future).

A few minutes later Dialga's crying.

'What's da matter?' asked Giratina, mouthful of Miltank hotdog (Whitney: I'm gonna kill you, Gira-chan~*evil smirk*)

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Dialga said nothing at first, but pounced on Giratina while using 100 Dragon Claws per second (of course, as expected for the Temporal God. Too bad Whitney, Dialga will probably kill Gira first).

'Wao. What's going on?' said Palkia, slurping on his Slurpee.

'BECAUSE OF FOLLOWING THIS GUY'S..HIC! IDEA, I GOT NO SLURPEE!'

'Dialga, guys don't cry. What is it?'

'IN THE F-FUTURE..HIC! THE SLURPEE HAS RUN OUTTA STOCK AND WHEN I CAME BACK, THE LINE HAS GONE LOONGER!' he sobbed, still trying to kill Giratina.

'Whoa! H-hey, dude, don't cry.. I knew it, so I bought a Slurpee for you! You don't mind if it's Sprite and Pepsi, yeah?' said Palkia, giving Dialga a new, sparkly and shiny extra large Slurpee.

'YEAH! PALKIA I LOVE YOU!'

And that is why Dialga and Palkia are GAY.

At Latios's room..

Lablu, Ho-oh, Latios and Lugia were watching TV and eating Sunkern-flavour popcorn (the Legendaries here are somehow sadistic)and playing PSP-pokemon (this game is real-deal)when suddenly Lablu smacked Latios's PSP. INTO pieces. Hundreds of 'em.

'WHAT ARE YOU DOING?' yelled a angry Latios.

'The horror, man, the horror,' whispered Lugia to Ho-oh.

'THIS. GAME. SUCKS!' screamed Lablu.

'O'really, because you suck at it!'

'NO, I'M NOT KIDDING! I'M GOOD AT GAMES- VERY!'

At this point, Arceus exploded.

KABOOOOOOOOOOM. No, it's not Arceus, let's try again.

'NO, I'M NOT KIDDING! I'M GOOD AT GAMES-VERY!'

At this point, The Hall of Origins exploded.

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

AN: here's Ch4! Done…phew. See ya next time when I update!