A/N: Alright, just because you wanted it, here it is. Be warned, this was written with absolutly NO mental filters, and ranges from graphic to just plain kinky. Therefore, this is your last chance to retreat. All Disclaimers still apply: This chapter contains LEMONS, possible abuse of Pokemon, actuall abuse of foodstuffs, some abuse of Ash, and some more minor Brock bashing. Anyone who doesn't know what any of these are, press the 'BACK' arrow NOW! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED FOR THE LAST TIME!

Chapter Two: When Legends go Bad

It hadn't taken much to get Ash into the bedroom. That wasn't what was pissing Misty off. It was trying to get her thrice-damned corset off that was annoying.

"Honestly, what did you do, tie twenty knots in this thing?"

Ash laughed as her lover attempted to get her slimming corset off without her help.

"Twenty-five, actually. In honor of a certain pokemon."

Misty had to shake her head at that.

"You spoil that rat rotten."

Ash smile grew dangerous. "You have no idea."

Misty paused. "You haven't actually…"

"No! But he has had a front row view for all of my shows."

Misty let a breath loose. "That's fine, then."

Finally getting the last knot loosened, Ash's corset fell to the floor, only to reveal a wrap of bandages binding the girl's bust.

"You have got to be kidding. What's with all the flattening gear?" Misty asked, attacking the wrappings with a nail.

Ash's face fell a little. "It takes all this just to keep a semi-androgynous appearance anymore."

Misty looked the larger girl in the eye. "Come on, you are not that much bigger than me!"

Ash returned the stare. "That was two years ago. Puberty had only just thought of me then."

Misty finally got through all of the bandages. Her eyebrows disappeared. "Sweet Mew! How the hell do you even stay androgynous?"

Ash's bust bounced free for the first time in days, in all of their large, but not quite unbelievable, glory.

"Told you."

Misty finally just shrugged. "Whatever. I think it's time we try that new toy out."

Pushing Ash to the bed, Misty pulled several objects out of her bag. The first was, of course, the new dildo, twenty-five inches long, double ended, seven speeds of orgasmic bliss. The toy also had a tube running through it, with a one way valve that allowed one party to 'squirt' into the other, the 'male' party's side marked by the male symbol. The second object was actually a harness, which appeared to connect to the dildo to allow it to become a type of 'strap-on'. The final object was a bottle of lube, not that Misty thought she would need it.

"Cool harness, who gets to wear it?" Ash called from the bed as she stripped her jeans off.

Misty smirked at that. "Me."

Ash paused. "Why? I'm the butch."

Misty giggled. "That's just it! You're so masculine all the time, it'll be fun to see you squirm for once!"

Ash scowled at that. "Fine, but just this once!"

"Besides," Misty continued as she finished strapping herself into the harness. "I would hardly call those normal butch attire."

Misty pointed her free hand at Ash's panties, which were both bright pink and side-tie.

Ash's scowl intensified. "So what? I like 'em."

Misty's smirk got bigger. "Let me guess, they were a gift from that girl in Hoenn, right?"

Ash looked to one side. "Maybe." She finally admitted.

Misty giggled again. "That's fine," She started, pushing Ash back onto the bed. "They're all the easier to take off for me."

To prove the point, the water trainer's hand trailed downward for a moment, before coming back up to face height with the offending garment. "See?"

Ash's face reddened, noting the predatory glint in Misty's eye. Before the young trainer realized what was happening, Misty had Ash on her back, arms pinned and toy pressing her entrance. The glint in Misty's eye intensified, the rare chance to be on top bringing out her inner predator. Ash's breathing quickened, her thighs, she realized with a start, were soaked.

Just as that realization began to sink in, Misty thrust in. Ash moaned, the toy filling and stretching her inner walls beyond what she thought was possible. This truly was the biggest legal toy in all of Sinnoh. Before Ash could get used to the sheer size of the dildo, Misty turned on the vibration. Both girls gasped, they had used vibrating toys before, but the power in this thing was immense. Even at the third setting, both girls were already at the edge. As the waves of pleasure hit her, Misty began bucking her hips back and forth, pushing the toy in and out of Ash and causing the bent edge to rub her own clitoris.

"M-misty, I t-think I'm g-gonna…"

"M-me, t-to…"

As one, both girls hit their peak. Ash's inner walls tightened around the toy so hard that none of her own lube could escape. At the same time, the one way suction valve on Misty's end vacuumed up her lube, forced it down the vibrating tube, and into Ash's waiting chamber.

Both of the girls were panting, Misty having the presence of mind to turn off the vibrations before it made both of them crazy, but pointedly not pulling out of Ash's tunnel just yet.

"W-wow, that was, different." Misty panted.

"T-this is, what being on bottom is like? I'll have to, try this more often." Ash answered, body still twitching.

Misty took a steadying breath. "We're not done just yet."

Ash blinked. "We're not? What else do you have?"

Misty finally pulled out, an odd sucking sound following as the toy left Ash's moist folds. Ash moaned slightly, the toy's exit leaving a void between her legs. A void that Misty fully intended to fill. Reaching into her bag, the water trainer retrieved a bottle of… chocolate syrup?

Ash stared dubiously. "What do you intend to do with that?"

Misty giggled. "Just raise your hips and close your eyes." She said.

Ash, still a little disturbed, complied. She felt Misty return to the bed between her legs, bringing her hips up off the bed even higher. Suddenly, she felt something very cold held just off her entrance.

"What are you…"

Misty just reached around to touch the larger girl's lips. "Hold on, you'll like this one."

Ash gasped when she felt the cold, thick liquid start to pour into her loins. It took only a moment for her vagina to fill with the sweet syrup, and Ash felt it pour out over her outer lips and past her hips. Again, before she could get used to the feeling of the syrup inside her, Misty was again at work, this time with her tongue.

Ash moaned as Misty licked hard and deep, lapping up a large amount of chocolate in one pass. Ash's moans only increased as the redhead increased the frequency and depths of her laps. It didn't take long for the young trainer to explode again, this time spraying a mix of girl-cum and chocolate syrup on the redhead's face.

Misty could only giggle. "Well, what did you think?"

Ash's eyes spun as she came back off her high. "That was cool! Weird, but cool."

Misty laughed as she stood up and stripped the strap-on off. "That's good, because it's your turn."

Ash stared as her lover got on the bed. "You are insatiable, you know that?"

But she did grab the bottle of chocolate…

-The next day, around 11:30-

"Good morning, Misty."

The redhead yawned. "It's still morning?"

Brock nodded from the kitchenette. "Barely. You two were at it all night."

Misty had the good graces to blush as she sat at the bar/counter that attached to the kitchenette. "What can I say, it was a long two years."

"Mornin' ev'ryone." Ash yawned as she walked into the dining area, clad only in a nightshirt. "Is that breakfast?"

Brock laughed. "More like lunch." He placed a plate on the bar in front of the two girls. "Here, one Luvdisk steak for the two lovers."

As the girls began to dig in, Ash suddenly stopped mid-bite. "Wait a minute, Luvdisk steak? Isn't there an old legend about two lovers sharing one being blessed with a child?"

Misty laughed at that. "Come on, Ash! That's just an old wives tale, it doesn't actually work."

Brock nodded his agreement. "She's right, Ash. After all, even I wouldn't be that evil just to get back for a prank."

Ash glared at the two. "How many 'old wives tales' have we ran into that wound up screwing us over?"

Misty rolled her eyes. "Come on, get serious, Ash. We're both girls for crying out loud! The anatomical equipment isn't set up for that, and you know it!"

Ash deflated a bit, then took another stab at the steak. "Fine, but if either one of us ends up knocked up, I will personally mail you back to the Professor."

Even as the trio laughed and continued their lunch, two small cells, never meant to even be in the same body, met. They bumped into one another, and, in an act that defies all modern knowledge of medicine, they fused into one. Slowly, the new cell bounced down a relatively large tube, splitting and multiplying as it entered a massive chamber. After bouncing off of the walls several times, the mass finally struck the wall for the last time, fusing with it and continuing to multiply. It would take more than a month for one of the trio to realize what was going on inside her own body.

-Three Months Later, at the Sinnoh League-

"Winner: Ashley Ketchum of Pallet Town!"

Ash collapsed to her knees. The fight to the top of the Sinnoh League had been tough, possibly her toughest challenge ever. But here she was now, just a few moments from being crowned Champion of the League.

As she struggled to find the strength to stand back up, Cynthia crossed the battle field. Standing in front of her former opponent, the former Champion extended her hand.

"Congratulations on your victory, Champion."

Ash smiled as she took the offered hand. "Thank you." She managed.

As Ash got back to her feet, Misty ran onto the field. Grabbing Ash with surprising strength, but taking special care of the other's slightly swollen midriff.

"You won! You won!" Misty screamed, bouncing both herself and Ash up and down.

"M-misty! Misty!" Ash yelled, turning slightly green. "P-please stop!"

Misty noticed the shade her lover was turning and quickly ceased the jumping. "Sorry! Are you both okay?"

Ash's hand moved to her midriff. "We're both fine, just motion sick."

Cynthia politely coughed to get attention. "Now that that's over, would you kindly join me in the Hall of Champions?"

The younger girls both giggled nervously and nodded. Satisfied, Cynthia led the way away from the crowds and into the Hall.

"Here, you and your partners will be recorded for all eternity. Think of it as a testament to your journey to become Champion."

Stepping in front of a platform with six spherical notches in front, Cynthia turned to Ash.

"Please allow me to induct you and your partners into the Hall of Champions."

Ash looked to Misty, who nodded, and took her place on the platform. Taking the Pokeballs from her belt (now loosened to the second to last notch), she placed each one into a slot. After doing so, what appeared to have been a giant stone slab behind the platform sparked to life, an image of Ash carving itself in the center, with her team carved around her. The carving took only a moment, and when it stopped, Cynthia extended her hand to Ash yet again.

"Welcome to the Hall, new Champion."

Ash almost felt like collapsing again, and it had nothing to do with her expanding belly. I did it, I finally won. I FINALLY WON!

Misty joined Ash on the platform. "We'll have to celebrate in style!" the redhead proclaimed, embracing her lover yet again.

-Later that night-

The party had been amazing. Almost all of Ash's old friends and rivals had shown, even Team Reject had dropped by, if just to drop off a 'Congrats' present. The package had been thin and long, with a small note attached. It didn't take much, even without the note, to figure out who had stolen Ash's original toy, and that this was their odd way of apologizing.

While Ash knew she couldn't keep her status a secret forever, the impromptu 'baby shower' that the assembled trainers had thrown her had been slightly embarrassing, but flattering that they thought enough to do so for her.

All things considered, Ash had had a rather tiring day.

"Both of you doing okay?"

Ash turned her head. Misty was crawling into the large bed. The new Champion was given the biggest stateroom on the League Plateau, and the room came with a rather massive bed. It seems like everything I'm getting is big recently. Ash thought to herself, sparing a glance at the bulge in her stomach.

"We're fine, Misty. You don't need to keep checking every five minutes."

Misty caressed her lover's cheek. "I wouldn't need to keep checking you every five minutes if you could actually take care of yourself for more than five minutes. Besides, Delia told me about the rough time she had with you, and I'd rather see you carry to term."

Ash grimaced. Her mother did have a rather terrible time trying to carry her to term, something she was told was familial. Misty had every right in the world to worry, after all, this was hardly what one could call a 'normal' pregnancy.

Misty reached over Ash to her corset, slowly untying the knot that held the starched cloth closed.

"What did you do with Brock, I didn't see him tonight?" the redhead inquired.

Ash sighed as Misty began rubbing her bare flesh. "I did just like I promised, I mailed him back to Professor Ivy."

Misty began to pull the offending corset off of the larger girl. "How did you do it? Not Pidgey Express, I hope."

Ash arched her back to allow Misty to remove both bandages and corset. "No, I just told him straight out that I was sending him back, he passed out, and then I told the airline attendant where his stop was."

Misty traced a finger over the finally freed breasts. "That sounds easier than I thought it would."

Ash sucked in air through her teeth. "Indeed." She managed. After a breath, the new Champion started to go for her lover's bra, only to be stopped by a hand.

"Not tonight, Ash-chan. Tonight, it's all about you."

Before Ash could protest, Misty crushed her lips against the larger girl's with a kiss. Lacking the will or the physical strength to resist, Ash could only enjoy as the redhead continued her assault on the new Champion's much abused body.

Misty continued her oral attack, while her hands moved to Ash's side-tie panties, well experienced hands deftly removing the knots. Ash, while doing battle with Mist's tongue, still had the presence of mind to lift her hips as much as she could to help the smaller girl remove her final undergarment. Even though the larger girl's sex had been exposed, Misty didn't move toward it. Instead, she brought her hand back to Ash's chest, tracing a path over the slightly swollen belly as she did. Reaching her goal, Misty tweaked Ash's left nipple, eliciting a gasp through their kiss. Misty started to grin, apparently, pregnancy had heightened her lover's sensitivity. Perfect.

Ash started to squirm underneath the smaller girl. She normally did everything in her power to hide her bust, even having her lover messing with them went against her normal code of conduct, and it didn't help that they were far more sensitive than they normally were. Misty started to giggle as she broke the kiss.

"Someone likes me playing up top."

Ash tried to growl, but found she didn't have the energy. This only caused Misty to giggle even more.

"Like I told you, it's all about you tonight. Have a little fun."

As she said this, Misty moved her face just in front of Ash's bust. It was still far too early in her pregnancy to begin lactating, but Ash's nipples and areola were both starting to swell. Misty began her oral assault anew, with one of those swollen breasts as her target. Ash began to squirm yet again, gasping for breath at the assault. After a moment, Misty switched breasts, not wanting the twin to feel left out.

Ash continued to shriek and squirm, enjoying the redhead's ministrations. It didn't take long for her juices to start flowing, and Misty was rather quick to notice.

Without discontinuing the assault on her lover's chest, Misty snaked her hand over to the nightstand. Finding the package still in easy reach, the water trainer used a nail to slit the paper, revealing a pokeball pattern dildo. At the end, where the head should be, was even a small detatchable pokeball shaped sphere.

Where in the world did those loons get their hands on one of these? Misty thought, intrigued. Regardless, the water trainer brought the new toy to her lover's lower lips.

Ash, feeling the new presence downstairs, managed to look at Misty. "What-?"

Misty pressed her fingers to the young Champion's lips. "Relax, you'll like this!"

With little warning, the redhead pushed the toy into Ash's entrance, causing the larger girl to gasp in surprise. Misty giggled again. So, you're not just super-sensitive upstairs, huh? Then you're going to love what happens next!

After pressing the toy in several inches, Misty pressed a button on the base of the toy. Ash heard a small pop, then felt most of the toy withdraw. "What in the world? Misty?"

Misty giggled again. "Again, you'll like this one." At that, Misty held up the rest of the toy. Ash finally got to see the toy, and immediately noticed what looked like buttons on the 'top' of the toy. As she watched, Misty pressed one.

Ash moaned in pleasure as the miniature pokeball started to buzz inside her pussy. Misty then pressed another, eliciting a scream as the ball increased its vibrations.

"Told you." Misty stated, giggling like a loon. The redhead manipulated the control again, watching in pleasure as her lover squirmed in near-orgasmic bliss.

Ash had lost most of her ability to reason, the toy in her loins was almost too much. Just when she thought she could take no more, Misty turned the toy off. Ash whimpered, both in desire and in sorrow.

Misty giggled. "Now, now, now, not yet."

Without giving her lover a chance to recover, Misty lowered herself to Ash's apex. Blowing across Ash's lips caused the larger girl to shudder. Misty's grin widened, Ash was closer than she thought to let just that cause a reaction. Deciding to push her advantage, Misty gave one long, slow, lick from the bottom to top of Ash's slit.

Ash screamed, gripping the sheets to keep herself from thrashing. That felt so fucking good!

"Don't stop." She managed.

In response, Misty pushed her tongue in just a little. The screaming and shaking intensified. Finally, Misty gave in and let a lick reach her lover's very engorged clit.

Ash gave a final scream, her orgasm blowing girl-cum all over Misty's face. The redhead came up grinning, her face flushed and wet.

Ash looked at her lover over her swollen belly, panting and glowing.

"That was amazing." Was her simple statement.

Misty crawled back up the bed to Ash's side. "I know. Just wait until you deliver, then we can have some really cool fun."

Ash leaned her head over to face her lover. "What next, ice cream?"

Misty giggled. "Why not?"

A/N: Yeah, like I said above, no mental filters whatsoever. My nestmate got a kick out of it, though. It's possible, but highly unlikely, that I might make a spinoff, lower rated sequal to this. Anybody who might like to see that is welcome to drop me a review, and all those who were just plain weirded out can do so as well. As usuall, flames will be duly noted and used as insulation in my nest of ashes. This is S.P., signing off.