Nokachi: Hey-y g-g-g-g-guys… Nokachi here… and I'm a little… tied up at the moment…

Black: That's what you get for splitting me and Red up.

Nokachi: I already said I'm sorry about that! Every story needs some drama.

Black: I care?

Nokachi: Good point… can you at least let me use my hands? I need to type the next chapter.

Black: Nuh-uh, no way, you are NOT putting Red through anything else. If I let you type a new chapter, you might just kill someone off, give Red amnesia, or some other third thing.

Nokachi: Mewtwo… can you get me out of this?

Mewtwo: With gusto! (breaks ropes binding Nokachi to the wall)

Black: Damn it man! Now he's just gonna cause more havoc!

Nokachi: Oh trust me, I'll be doing everything but!

Black: Well, I'm gonna try and console Red, go do the disclaimer.

Nokachi: I don't own pokemon, or it's characters. If I owned pokemon, then this wouldn't be fan fiction, it would be a script. ( a man can dream though… a man… can dream… ) As always, there will be a degree of yaoi, just as always… but not as much.

Yellow's POV

Alright, now that I have the plan down, I just need to- Oh there is a knock at the door, I wonder who this could be.

"Helloooooo!"

"Hey, is Red here?"

"Uhhh… may I ask who this is?"

"I'm one of his friends, I heard that he was feeling bad, I wanted to cheer him up."

"Oh! How sweet of you! Right this way!~"

As we walked into my room, Red looked up and his face lit up. "Cheren?" Wait… CHEREN? White told me to look out for this bastard.

"CHEREN? No dice, asshole, you are NOT talking to Red. GOLOSK! Stop beating the shit out of Gold and Emerald, we have a more worthy target!" Golosk poked his head out from the corner.

"Gol? (Me crush skull?)"

"You crush skull."

"GOL! (YAY!)" Then Golosk grabbed Cheren, and rolled into the sunset.

"Hey, what'd you do that for?" Red asked in bewilderment.

"Trust me, it's better if you find out later."

"Okay… so… wanna make some popcorn and watch a romantic comedy?"

"…Gotta love gay friends…"

MEANWHILE, ON THE FIESTA DECK…

"Okay, we have everything set up, now, lets just get our costumes, and practice our big musical number!" White announced to all the dex holders currently on the fiesta deck. (Black, Green, Blue, Crys, Silver. Dia, Pearl, Mewtwo, Ruby, and Sapphire.) "Now… we just need Gold, Emerald, and Platinum for rehearsal for Black's apology… where are they?"

"Ummm… well, when we were getting Silver and Sapphire, Platinum was asleep… so… yeah…" Dia stated.

"Then why didn't you wake her up?" White was glaring daggers at him.

*Vietnam Flashback*

"Dude, we have to get going to the next town, where's Mizzzzzz Berlitz?" Pearl pestered Dia.

"Well, I didn't want to disturb her-"

"Go get her, NOW!"

"O… okay…" Dia walked over to Platinum's room, and opened the door. "Ummm… miss? We need to get goi-"

"DO NOT INTERRUPT MY BEAUTY SLEEP, MORTAL!"

"GYAAAAAAA! RUN AWAY!"

*End Flashback*

"She's a demon I tells ya, A DEMON!"

"I can't believe that we didn't exchange her for Boxxy when we had the chance."

"Why do you even like Boxxy, Pearl? She's annoying."

"Do NOT insult the queen like that! YOU SPEAK HERESY I SAY! Go sit in the corner, think about what you've done!"

"Guys, FOCUS!" White shouted. "Now, Mewtwo, conjur up some waffles, Red likes waffles. Everyone else, practice the song and dance routine, I'm gonna go get Gold and Emerald."

"What do I do?" Black asked

"Go make out with a lamp-post, you man whore."

"You're not nice!"

"Just practice your big solo."

"Got it. Anything else?"

"Make sure no one fucks everything up while I'm gone."

"Will do."

LATER, AT YELLOW'S ROOM…

"Hey! Yellow!" White was at her door, knocking. "You got the idiots? I need 'em."

Yellow almost immediately opened the door, holding a deflated-looking Gold in her hand.

"Here's one, I think the other one is clinging to the ceiling somewhere." Yellow said, leading White inside. "GOLOSK! Go get Emerald!" And, in a matter of seconds, Yellow's rocky mountain lizard came bolting forward, holding Emerald over his shoulder. He then handed Emerald to White, who in turn exited the room.

"Thank you Golosk… by the way… where'd you leave the other one?"

"I left nerdy one on mountain"

"What did I tell you about abandoning victims on mountains?"

"I not allowed anymore…"

"Now I'm gonna leave you off with a warning this time, Next time you won't be able to crush skulls for a week."

"Fine… me go get nerdy one then?"

"Nah, you can leave him there."

"Yellow… where are you? I though we were gonna watch a movie…" Red whimpered for the living room, wrapped in a blanket with a bowl of popcorn. "So… Wedding Crashers, or Going the Distance?

"… gotta love gay friends…"

MEANWHILE, WITH OUR ANTAGONIZING ANTAGONISTS…

"Alright gentlemen, now that we are all here, lets start planning our attack." Lance stepped up to the podium, shuffling though some papers. "Now, we have just received information that a total of three million dollars, along with all of the prizes for this competition are currently being held in an underground storage facility, now-"

"Wait… THAT'S what you gathered us up for? Prizes? We went through the trouble of bringing Pryce back from the grave for a lifetime supply of Chesto Berries?" Cyrus snapped. "And plus, I could win more than three million dollars on Wheel of Fortune!"

"Oh, but we are getting much more than some assorted berries and TMs, the final prize is… a mist stone…"

"That's nothing but an urban legend, some magical stone that can evolve anything, pfft."

"Oh, it's far from fictional, our recon scouts were able to spot the stone being delivered."

"Bullshit, we don't have a recon team."

"Okay, it was me and Giovanni with two pairs of binoculars, but we know what we saw. When the stone was being shipped, a piece chipped off, and fell onto a Machoke working at the site, and, before our eyes, without the trade stimulus, it evolved into a Machamp. This stone is legit, and could possibly be sold on the black market for billions. Also, the information that the stone can be fragmented, and still be fully functional, means we could sell it in shards, at a billion dollars a piece. But… as always… the dex holders are here, and will foil our plans at the drop of a hat. I propose that we sneak into the storage facility during the confusion of the opening ceremonies tonight at midnight. Only myself and Pryce will go. I'm still masquerading as a good guy, and Pryce is in a new body, we should go unnoticed."

"Ummm… will you excuse me?" Giovanni interjected "I need to make a phone call"

"Yeah, sure, in fact, You, Cyrus and N can all go home for the night, we won't need you guys for tonight's operation, meet us here tomorrow at noon for the aftermath of tonight's heist." When Lance was done speaking, Giovanni, Cyrus, and N left their nefarious base of operations, and Giovanni made another call to Silver.

Nokachi: See, Black, I caused no havoc this chapter.

Black: But you scheduled a huge riot and a heist for next chapter, and I still don't know how I'm going to apologize to Red.

Nokachi: That, my friend, is a secret… oh, and it shall be epic.

White: You are damn right, it will be epic.

Old Spice Guy: This fic is now DIAMONDS.

Nokachi: Why thank you, now do you want to do the Disclaimer?

Old Spice Guy: Alright. See, 82 percent of this fic is pure madness, while two percent is gourmet falling cakes. Divided my the month of August, times F, multiplied by this drawing of a tiger, T minus… this thing, equals four…

Nokachi: I couldn't have said it better myself.