AN: okay this is another Chappie, on behalf of my teacher's bday. It's Lablu's POV. Enjoy~
Chapter 7
It's Arceus's 10000th birthday, and yet she's still sooo young! So today I went down and stroll the world for a gift... in my human form of course. Then I heard some childrens singing..
have you ever killed a man, Pikachu, pikachu,
have you ever killed a man, Pikachu?
No i've never killed a man
I would rather eat a pan, it's a sad thing I never killed a man.
Then I saw a GRAN MAX passing by. Oh holy, this might work! :)
Arceus's partay...
so when it's time to give Arcy her presents, I sang..
HAVE YOU EVER RODE GRAN MAX, ARCEUS, ARCEUS,
HAVE YOU EVER RODE GRAN MAN ARCEUS?
NO I'VE NEVER RODE GRAN MAX
I WOULD RATHER JUST RELAX
IT'S A SAD THING I'VE NEVER RODE GRAN MAX...
… and everyone just looked at me and then Arcy. Then they start to...
Gira: Have you ever eaten Ash (Ash Ketchum), Arceus …
Mesprit: Have you ever be so lebay, Arceus?
Dia: have you ever kiss gia?
Palkia: have you ever wallop someone's butt like Cress did, Ar?
Until Arcy herself sing...
Have you ever sh*bleep*t your pants, stupid bi*bleep*ch, stupid bi*bleep*ch
have you ever sh*t your pants Stupid Bi*bleep*?
No i've never sh*bleep8 m'pants
cuz i'm stupid like a pan
it's a sad thing i've never sh*bleeep* t my pants...
AN: Well, that's fun. This song is originallly in my text book and my English teacher sang it... :)