Chapter 8

AN: okay, so this is the legendaries toying around by peeking at the humans… enjoy. Since I'm not so gay-ish yaoi/yuri fan, so I used Gay for humor. Wont see anything really gay-ish, I'm serious.

One day in the meeting room…

Darkrai: WTF? What's all of this, Arcy?

Cress: is it another joke? NOT FUNNY.

Arcy: it's a good stuff! You will be soooo happy! (jump up and down and squeals like a kid)

Arcy: (shows a mirror)

Latios: SHIT! That is one cool stuff, idjit! Gimme that!

Ho-oh: what's that?

Lablu: it's just a stupid mirror that spys stuff and lalala.

Ho-oh: wow

Arcy: channel uno!

(the mirror shows the Hoenn pokemon league, Ever Grande City. Steven and Wallace was shown, GAY-ing around. Well not gay, they just scuffle and tries to peck each other. PS seriously, my classmates ALWAYS do this in a gay-er manner)

Steven: WTF! Stop this you're breaking my gizzard!

Wallace: Steven, you don't have a gizzard. Only hoothoot and noctowls do, stupid.

Steven: What do you call me!

Wallace: nothing. I said the owls are Stupid.

Palkia: oh oh I know! ( pulls the Owls of Gahoole into the scene)

Soren: Why you racdrops!(pecks Wallace)

Noctus: don't do that son. You're a Guardian.

Soren;: but Da, he says we're stupid!(continue pecking)

Noctus: Why you son of a raccon! (attacks Wallace_)

Steven: wow maybe Wallace is wrong owls aren't stupid. (watch owls kicking Wallace's rear)

In the HOO(read: HOI, Hall of insanities..)

Legendaries: (laughing their ass off)

Lablu: Okay… second channel!

(the mirror shows Red and Yellow sitting together under a sakura tree.)

Lablu: sakura saaku(sings Sakura Addiction)

Latios:ssh here it comes

Red: Yellow…I, um…uhhh…..

Yellow:….yes, Red?

Red: i…I love you…r…cooking!

Yellow: (leans on Red)it's okay Red just tell me the truth.

Red: (cupping Yellow's chin) …I love you. Forever..

Yellow:(about to kiss Red)…and ever. Me too, Red.

Latios: NOW!

Lablu: ( throws Mew into the mirror) Go! Mew!

Mew: (wakes up and sees Red and Yellow making out)

Mew: (shouts childishly) RED AND YELLOW SITTIN' UNDER A SAKURA TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Dex Holders: (go out of their hiding spot) WTF?

Gold: Y-Yellow! H-how dare you!

Red and Yellow:….

Gold: (throws flower supposed to give to Yellow and runs off)

Yellow (in a lebay-ish way) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! !

Legendaries: (sweat drop)

Ho-oh: next!

A/N: (plays Beethoven Symphony) time out! What will happen next? Find out next time I update!