Anyway, the girl was perfectly running with her long, slender legs that were NOT fat at all, thank you very much!
But then the Marines were there.
"We need your assistance at Marineford," the Marine guy said. There were lot of Marine men doing Marine things on their Marine ship.
"Well, I will not go!' the girl cried out. "You Marines are horrible people, putting my loved one's loved ones in harm's way!"
"I will defend you, my love," her true love told her, bravely leaping before her and his muscular arms in front of her. He was so hot and attractive that she felt weak and faint.
"No, I will do it!" the girl cried out selflessly. "You need to rest, my love! We both have suffered too much, me especially. But I fight with love on my side!"
"You are so kind and sexy and so beautifully wonderful, my one and only truest true love!"
Bravely and fleet of foot, the girl jumped on to the ship in a mighty leap! She then delivered a swift kick to the Marine in charge, turning him to stone because she was that hot and sexy! And wow!
She was such a good fighter that she knew her true love was so impressed her were great skill. The other Marines were ogling her like dirty dirty pigs in the dirt. She hated to be objectified; her truest true love as her one and only never did so! He appreciated her for her brilliant mind and pirating and leadership skills! She defeated all the Marines marinely.
Anyway, so she beat up all the Marines and turned them into Marine stone.
"Hey, girl, you were amazing!" her sisters said.
"Yeah," one one truest true love of her only one love of her live agreed. "You were so hot and sexy in that fight. I would love for you to join my crew as my wife and co-captain."
The girl gasped and nearly cried at the loving love and kindness her love was displaying! TO be on such a ship, with that much power and respect, stay a Shichibukai AND be with her true love?
"YES!" she girl cried out in a lyrical voice. "But first we must rescue your brother!"
"I don't care about him, or my crew! The only one in my like who matters... is you!"
OMG, it rhymed! He was so smart and talented as he was handsome and caring.
Anyway, the girl was so smokingly beautiful that even if she kicked a seal or a puppy, people would instantly forgive her because of her beauty. She wore the finest clothes and had a lot of power. And she was just the right weight but looked skinny enough to be underweight, but not in an anorexic way. Not that her love would care, because he would still love her even if she wasn't perfect. Which she was, PERFECT!
"You are perfect!" he said. "I love you so much! I need to feel your arms!"
She and her sisters gasped. This was very gold and dirty of him.
"I don't care if your sisters are watching, I want to shake hands! And maybe hug through cloth!"
Well, the girl would have slapped him if she wasn't in so much love that she would never, EVER have thought about it. So the girl carried him off to their grand new mansion of beautiful and was big. (He would have carried her like a knight, but she was perfectly strong enough and sexy enough, lol!)
She knew she would want to write this down some day!