O.k., this does skip about a week, where Hermione stayed in Diagon Alley and got her school supplies. Oh, and Hermione is in her sixth year. I am trying to make this as non- cliché as possible. Thanks to Dramione27 for her Dramione Rules, it helped a lot. And it will be angsty; I just want to have fun with Hermione. She sort of reflects on me (I'm not that crazy) and she does have a sort of a SPD.

The Hogwarts Express, 4:32 P.M., the Prefect's Compartment

Harry and Ron were being very cool toward her on the train, and she was glad to escape to the prefects' compartment, where her best friend, Allison Capulet from Ravenclaw, was sitting. They had talked for a few minutes before the Head Boy and Head Girl came in and told them their patrolling schedules, who they would be patrolling with, and any other duties. Prefects were to be split up in groups of three. Hermione, Allison, and Malfoy would be patrolling together, and the two girls were not happy about that. Soon, the Heads left and discussions began again. Hermione and Allison were whispering quietly to avoid anyone hearing them.

"So, you found out you're actually a Blackshade? And you're Half-Blood? And Harry and Ron are ignoring you?"

"Yes, and I'll probably have to be resorted because I have a new name!"

"Cheer up; didn't you say the hat wanted to put you in Ravenclaw?

"Yes, and?"

"You'll probably be put in Ravenclaw then, Mimi! You'll be with me!"

"Oh, I didn't think about that! That would be wonderful."

"Yeah, just ask the hat to put you I their after it lists out possible choices. It'll probably give you a choice."

"You're right. Uggh, I can't believe we're with Malfoy, the ferret."

"I know. They are so evil. But they probably decided since we are the only ones who've ever stood up to him, that it would be best to put him with us."

"True. But still..."

"Cheer up, Mimi, it's only for patrols."

"NO, we have any and all prefect duties with him."

"Shit."

"Ally!" Hermione protested, laughing.

"Oh, c'mon, Mimi, it's not like you don't swear every day at least once."

"Hell, you know me to well!"

"And you just proved my point."

"Al-ly!"

"It's true, it's true."

"Sure, sure."

"Don't you get sarcastic with me!"

"Let's creep Malfoy out with our wild sides. What did you say that one time to that jerk who said we were weird and freaky?"

"Oh, I think I told him 'Everyone has a crazy wild side. My friends and I just make them public instead of locking them up.'"

"Yeah, it was something like that. I can't really remember it clearly, since we were drunk. And that was all your fault!"

"Hey, you were the one that ordered the bottle of fire whiskey!"

"You were the one that had the bright idea of going in there in the first place!"

"You were the one that told the bartender we were both seventeen!"

"Technically, we are!"

"You were the one who ordered about ten bottles!"

"You were the one that kept telling me to go up there!"

"You were the one that did!"

"You were the one who threatened to go up there if I didn't!"

"What's the big deal about that?!"

"You were the one that looked so drunk he wouldn't have given you anything!"

"You got us kicked out!"

"Then you decided it would be a good idea to smoke pot!"

"You were the one who knew where it was sold!"

"My stupid brother decided it would be funny to take me there! And I was drunk because of you!"

"You were the one who told me to 'drink up'!"

"I didn't want to be stuck drinking all of it and if you didn't then I would have been forced to by you!"

"This argument is pretty stupid."

"Yeah, and we were yelling, so now everyone thinks we're maniacs."

"Good, that'll help the 'we are lunatics' and 'scare everyone' plan."

"True."

"And also you'll put on that innocent face and go 'There are rules?'"

"Maybe we should stop talking now."

"Probably."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"This is boring."

"Tell me about it."

"We sorta broke the non-talking thingy."

"I think we're scaring the other people in here."

"Yes I think we are."

"Wait, can you even think?"

"Yes, I can. What a mean question."

"It's what I do. Well, that and be sarcastic."

"Me too, so I shouldn't really be criticizing you."

"Damn straight!"

"And there goes the cursing again."

"..."

"Heh, heh, heh... heh. I think I'll just... be...going...NOW!"

"I'm gonna kill you, Allison!"

"No!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The Great Hall, 6:52, Hogwarts

"And now, students, we have one lady who has asked to be resorted. Formerly known as Hermione Granger, please welcome Hermione Blackshade!"

Cricket Then someone stood up.

"Hey, aren't the Blackshades a really evil Pureblood family?"

Hermione spoke up. "Well, actually, there are two branches of the family. One is really evil and the other is good. I'm from the good side. Plus, I'm only a half-blood."

cricket

"Okay, then!" Said Ally. "Who is making cricket noises? Whoever you are, stop! It's annoying. And start talking or something people!"

Hermione then stepped up to the stool. And placed the Sorting Hat on her head.

Ah, Hermione Blackshade. Interesting, you seem to fit into Gryffindor, Slytherin, and Ravenclaw. However, I think you would do best in- "RAVENCLAW!"

The Ravenclaw table started clapping. Hermione walked over to their table and sat next to (the infamous)[1 Ally.

The Great Hall, 8:30, Hogwarts

"Our Head Boy and Head Girl are Charles Dickinson from Hufflepuff and Adele Pennington from Ravenclaw. The Prefects in your house will lead you to your dorms. Good night!"

"Let's let the fifth year Prefects lead the little buggers upstairs, Mimi. We have to patrol with the blond prat."

"Ooh, fun."

"We should have brought our I-pods. Then we could tune him out."

"Ally, you know muggle electronics don't work here."

"Do you know a spell to make magical I-pods?"

"Maybe."

"You do, then. Hand it over."

"Oh, fine all do it," said Hermione huffily. Then she quietly whispered an incantation.

"Here, just think of all the songs you want on it and they're on there."

"Thanks, Mimi."

"Whatever."

"To hell, now my friend, to hell!"

"You said it, Ally!"

"Anytime, darling."

Hogwarts, 8:37, The Great Hall

"Come on, Mimi, we have to go over and get His Royal Pratjesty."

"Pratjesty? Seriously, Ally, you need to get out more. Pratjesty?"

"Whatever."

They walked over to the Slytherin table. And yes, they looked as if they were being dragged along by invisible chains. However, they weren't. Alt least, I don't think they were. And this is my story, so they weren't being dragged along by magical invisible chains, so HA!

"Malfoy, we have to patrol now, so cut the crap you're going to give us and hurry up."

"Wow, Ally, you're so subtle."

"I don't do subtle. That's your thing. Well, sometimes, anyway."

"We're getting off subject."

"Patrol, now, get up, hurry up, later Slytherin-people-who-are-glaring-at-me-and-look-like-they-want-to-barbecue-me-I-am-not-a-piece-of-meat-so-there! Ha!"

The Slytherins looked at her with astonishment. Malfoy got up. They walked out of the great hall and walked up to the third floor.

"Okay, we're patrolling the third, fourth, and fifth floors, we're not allowed to split up, and Malfoy keep your mouth shut or I'll take it away. Covered everything, Ally?"

"I-pod, now, give me or I will do the Slytherin thing of looking-at-a-person-like-they-are-a-piece-of-meat-to-be-barbecued-so-there-ha-give-it-to-me-now-or-I-will-barbecue-you."

Hermione handed Allison the small piece of plastic. Ally immediately put the ear buds in her ears and turned on the I-pod. Hermione did the same thing.

"Imaginary, AMV, Evanescence?"

"Definitely."

"Sing?"

"As always." Malfoy glared at them. We don't know if it's for talking in 'code' like that, because he hated them, or he just wanted to glare. He won't answer that question. Then they began singing along with the music and lyrics.

Swallowed up in the sound of my screaming
Cannot cease for the fear of silent nights
Oh how I long for the deep sleep dreaming
The goddess of imaginary light

In my field of paper flowers
And candy clouds of lullaby
I lie inside myself for hours
And watch my purple sky fly over me

I linger in the doorway
Of alarm clock screaming
Monsters calling my name

Let me stay
Where the wind will whisper to me
Where the raindrops
As they're falling tell a story

If you need to leave the world you live in
Lay your head down and stay a while
Though you may not remember dreaming
Something waits for you to breathe again

In my field of paper flowers
And candy clouds of lullaby
I lie inside myself for hours
And watch my purple sky fly over me

After the song Mimi spoke. "Ally, did you hear the news? They've decided to add an extra prefect to all of the sixth year Prefects because of our patrolling in threes. Also, we are sharing a dorm with our patrolling partners, fortunately and unfortunately."

"Really? That's so cool, and now neither of us will be stripped of Prefect status! The only downside is we have duties and share a dorm with it."

"Look, Half-Bloods, I have a name and most certainly am not an it. You two pieces of filth are the only its around here."

"Whatevs."

"Do you know where the dorms are?"

"Left, right, double left, stay straight for three corridors, right, walk for approximately two feet, right left in quick succession, right, left, left, right, straight, portrait of Athena, Artemis, Aphrodite, Ares, and Dionysus."

"Wow, good memory, Ally. You show Malfoy the way, I'll be right back. Go on, I'll find it."

"Okay, Mimi, if you're sure."

Hermione's PoV

Okay, Mimi is showing the ferret to our dorms -we have our own dorms, yay! - and I'm going to go to the kitchen and get my boom box and CDs. Let's see, there has to be that secret passage to the kitchens right about HERE!

Okay, if I just slip through the passage, tickle the pear... Okay, I'm in.

There's Dobby, running up to me. "Miss Hermione, what can Dobby get for you?"

"Umm... Can you get me my boom box and CDs?"

"Anything for Miss Hermione!" squeaked Dobby, and ran of to get me my stuff. Soon he was back with my stuff.

Then I quickly walked back to our shared common room, using a short-cut I had found in fourth year. The portraits in that hall-way are nice. And they have cool stories. And good music suggestions.

Normal PoV

Hermione walked into the common room. It had a couple couches, chairs, blankets, a cream colored rug, and a fire place. Nothing too extravagant.

She went up to her room. Her trunk had been placed at the foot of her bed. The room was completely white. There were buckets of paint in the room. She carefully selected two shades of grey, red, and black. Then she started painting her room. The walls were painted light grey, with dark grey and red spatters and staff lines with music placed haphazardly around. The bed was a dark colored wood with deep blue sheets on it. There was one mirror that was of a medium size. In one small closet she used magic to place two dark wood shelves in it. On those she placed two stacks of composition books that were colored with spatters of black on grey, the opposite, spatters of red, musical notes, etc. (A lot like her room, in case your wondering, and then some solid colors, all in her room wall's color.) She had brought her boom box up and was playing Solitude by Evanescence on it. She had burned a CD with My Immortal, Whispers, Solitude, Lithium, Haunted, Tourniquet, Imaginary, Hello, and Taking Over Me on it. That was her Evanescence CD. She also had one by Good Charlotte, and another burned with Confessions of a Broken Heart, Face Down, and others of that same type on it.

On the second she placed five items. Two skinny, wicked looking swords. Two plain daggers. And one dagger with a black rose carved into the silver handle. The blade was silver too. And inscribed on that dagger was 'My day to die is not the day I say goodbye.' That was her favorite possession. Hermione checked outside once more and saw a note. Curious, she grabbed it.

Mimi,

The prat went into his room and so did I. See you tomorrow, I'm going to sleep.

Ally

Hermione knew what sleep meant, so she grabbed her dagger and met Ally in the bathroom.

"So, are you ready?"

"We've done this many times before."

"Yes, we have."

Ally also had a dagger, but this one said 'Beauty can pierce you like pain.' This one was like Hermione's; only instead of a rose she had a moon depicted. They both raised their blades and carefully cut down their arms. They knew exactly how much they could cut down without seeming weaker or fainting. After they had cleaned the cuts and bandaged them, they disguised the bandages with a glamour and went to their rooms. Both thought about how their bubbly exteriors were just a façade. And they both cried themselves to sleep, hating themselves for breaking their pact.

Ok, you like? You no like? Tell me, praise me, or send me constructive criticism in a review. Flames will be laughed at. I know Hermione's a bit OOC, but she just lost both her parents and she's had a lot of bad stuff going on outside of Hogwarts. You will hear more about the pact. I think this may turn out to be a BZHG, so sorry to all the DMHG lovers out their. I love them to. Oh, I've just had a wonderful idea. You guys can vote. (Yes, in your reviews.) A) This stays DMHG B) This goes to BZHG C) This goes to DMHGBZ or D) I write it as DMHG, then write an alternate version in the next set of chapters. (Like, if this is ten chapters, there will be an additional however many chapters for BZHG). [1 I am not infamous! I am famous, but I am not infamous! How dare you. (I beg to differ). Ally: Screams.