Anger Management
The three Eds walked out of the lunch hall; it was now about seven at night. The sun was just on the horizon; and Ed's stomach was bulging. "Ed, when the sign says all you can eat, you shouldn't take it as a personal challenge." Double-D said with annoyance "Jim cut corn, and I don't care." Eddy rolled his eyes "Attention campers!" Coach Mung's voice said over the speakers. "Meet at the camp fire; it is time to meet your teachers."
The Eds wandered the camp, trying to find the camp fire. Soon, it was completely dark "This stinks!" Eddy yelled "Well if we didn't stop for that second portion of food…" Double-D commented.
Ed lifted a stick "Light…" he felt a heat go through his cheeks, and the sick tip lit on fire. "Good thinking Ed!" Double-D said happily "Ed, thinking? That's a sign of the end of the world!" Eddy mocked; the three searched around camp, and found a red light. As they followed it, they found the camp fire; luckily, the speech hadn't started.
They sat down; Ed sat by a small blue kid, with a tin hat on his head. Double-D sat by an orange skinned kid, with dark hair, and an orange shirt. Eddy was forced to sit by Bobby; the coach walked up. "The human mind…" he said as a picture of a brain was showed behind him "Endless imagination… millions of electronic pulses… the ultimate weapon, and the ultimate battle field!" Agent Nine walked up, and an orange skinned woman, with a very colorful dress, and dark brown hair walked up. "This is Agent Sasha Nine and Agent Mungdelo. They will be your teachers for this summer; those of you, who pass the trails of the human brain, will become part of the greatest government secret agencies… Psychonaut! The rest of you… will die!"
The children were silent. Until the small blue boy cried; and Ed followed. Eddy rolled his eyes, and Double-D rubbed his forehead. "Now tomorrow, you shall start your training with Miss Mungdelo, and learn levitation. Then the next day, you shall learn your Marksmanship from Mr. Sasha Nine. I don't want any of you to be out after dark… don't want the Lungfish to get you…"
Everyone went to their cabins; the Eds looked at the only available cabin. Cabin Four. They went into it, and found a boy wearing cowboy clothes "Howdy; I'm Tim. So you must be the kids everyone's talking about." The Eds looked at Tim with confusion. "You beat the Coach's course. Only a few lucky souls get past that without emotional trauma for the rest of their lives." Eddy smirked with his chest out "We're the best." Double-D continued to rub his forehead.
They all went to sleep; but Double-D had a strange dream. He was in a large black room; in front of him was an old army tent. He didn't want to go in, but his body was forcing him in. He found himself looking in… and he saw a horrific sight. It was a room filled with fresh meat; the kind that's just been made.
He woke with a start; it was about seven in the morning. Double-D rubbed his eyes to get out the fuzzy sight; he saw Ed with a large snot bubble in his nose. Eddy had a large snore in his throat; Double-D got out of his bed, and stretched. "Time to get up fellows!" he said; the other Eds turned over… Ed popped his snot bubble. "Get up!" Coach Mung's voice could be heard through the mike; everyone jumped.
"It's time for breakfast!" everyone walked to the lunch hall; they were serving turkey! The Eds ate the meal with joy; Ed burned it to a sweet delicious crisp. After they ate, they went outside "I'm stuffed…" Eddy said "I am a turkey!" Ed said. Double-D sighed "I say we try to find Mr. Nine."
They walked past many parts of the camp, and ended up in the woods "Just great! We're living our old show all over again!" Eddy yelled. They heard a guitar playing music; the three Eds ran to the sound. It was Tim; he was playing a small song "Hey ya guys. What're you doing here?"
"We're trying to find the containment chamber." Double-D said; Tim looked shocked. "The containment chambers are evil! Why would you want to go there?" he asked. "We're trying to find Sasha Nine." Eddy said "Well, just to let you know; those chambers are solitary confinement for psychics." The three walked off.
Soon they saw the chambers; they were egg shaped, and had spikes coming off their tops. "This must be the place." Double-D said with a lump in his throat. They walked up the stairs to the biggest egg, and opened the door; inside of it, it was red and fluffy. With buttons on the walls; but one was missing. Double-D saw this, and found the button in the corner of the room. He put it on the right spot; and the floor opened! "Nice work sock head." Eddy complemented "It looks like the gates of Evil Tim twenty seven, the mini series." Ed said stupidly.
They jumped in, and slid down a pipe; when they reached the end, they saw a massive lab! But it wasn't like any lab you've seen before. It had custom beakers, wavy computers, and a rug from one of those bad eighties sitcoms. The oddest part was a large egg shaped machine in the middle of the room. It had a circular part on the end, and a leaver at its right side.
"Ah, there you are." They turned to see Sasha Nine, messing with some of those custom test tubes. "Are you ready for your training?" they nodded "Good; now I need you three to stand in front of the Brain Tumbler. It's the egg shaped machine next to me. They walked up to it "When I pull this leaver, you will be sucked into your own conscientiousness." He pulled the leaver, and the Eds saw a white light.
When the light ended, they found themselves on a walkway. On the sides of it were colored doors "The door that is open is your minds. Your minds will be connected, and you will see each others hopes, dreams, and fears." Sasha's voice said. Double-D sat down "This is incredible! This must be the astral plain!"
"The what?" Eddy asked "The astral plain is where all minds connect. You see, I've read a controversial theory, that states that our minds our connected. The human brain is an organic computer; so in a way, they can connect; kind of like a computer at home." Ed had sparks coming out of his head.
"Now you will enter your minds, and help me discover something that I've been trying to find."
They walked through their door, and ended up in a dark place. In front of them was a door that said 'Peach Creek Hospital'.
"Kids, what do you see?" Sasha Nine asked "We see… the place we were born at." Eddy said. "Interesting." They walked into the door, and saw static. "This is very strange." Double-D said with fear; when they all entered… the static stood still. Eddy walked forward, and hit a wall "Oh no." Eddy said "What is it kids?"
"We're trapped in a room!" Ed said happily; Eddy punched the wall, and it cracked. "That'll work." They wall punched the wall as hard as they could, and finally; the wall burst. What they saw out of the room was strange; it looked like a cave, with hand soap falling off the ceiling, and dodge balls on the spikes. "Evil soap!" Ed ran behind Eddy; they walked down the path, and saw the cave disperse. But the trees had hand soap falling off the mini dodge ball leaves.
But the strangest thing of all… was the bushes made of meat. "This is odd." Double-D said to himself; they walked on, and finally found a house. It was round, with a single window; and one other thing… it was on top of a giant tree! "How are we gonna get up there?" Eddy asked "Oh…" Sasha Nine said. They saw the same white light, and came out into the real world.
"I guess you'll need to learn levitation before you continue." He thought for a few seconds "And I guess you don't know what's up there, so you'll need to know basic combat, and Marksmanship." He lifted a small door with his mind, and put it on his head "Ready?" they nodded. The door opened, and saw the light.
When the light ended, they found themselves on a massive white box. Sasha appeared in front of them "Welcome to my subconscious." He said with a smile. "So how are you gonna teach us?" Eddy asked "Yes, I would like to know what Marksmanship is." Double-D concurred. "First you will learn basic combat." A punching bag appeared beside Agent Nine. He put his right hand into a fist; a giant glowing purple fist appeared around his fist. "This is a psychic fist. You will use it in basic combat." He punched the bag, and it went back somewhat.
"Now you will do this. Focus your mind on your hand; increase the concentration, and you will increase the power." he hit the bag just as hard at before, but this time the bag went three times as far.
The Eds did the same; Double-D had the most focus, so he did it first. His fist was dark orange. Eddy was next, and his way a mellow yellow. Ed was last, and his was a dark green. "Table for three." Ed said dumbly.
As they hit the bag, it got bigger. Soon, it was larger than Ed's sponge collection. "Why is it getting so large?" Double-D asked "It's copying your anger. And the child with three hairs has much anger." Eddy went red in the face. "But this is for your training. You see, your next lesson is in Marksmanship. To use this ability, you must control your anger. Focus it, and…" a lamp appeared a few meters from Sasha; a red beam came out of his head, and destroyed the lamp. "You may also call this a psy beam if you want."
The three saw three lamps appear a few meters from them; they focused, and Eddy did it first. He has much anger "Remember, the more anger you put into the beam, the stronger it gets." Eddy shot a larger beam at another lamp, and it burst.
After a few minutes, they smiled at their work "Good job…" Agent Nine said "You have earned your marksmanship badge." He showed them three badges. They were red, with a yellow target in the middle. The badges attached to their sashes and the badges glowed red for a second. "I got a gravy badge!" Ed said.
They saw the white light, and exited Agent Nine's mind. "So we know a new power?" Double-D asked "Yes; but it can not be used to hurt other campers in the real world." He pulled out three badges "And I think you've mastered you pyrocanises. The ability to light things on fire." The badges were orange, with a yellow camp fire on them. He mentally put the badges, and they glowed orange for a second.
"Sweet!" Eddy said happily "Incredible!" Double-D added "And… I believe that Ed has learned to control invisibility." He handed Ed a blue badge, with a picture of a man with half of a body. He mental put it on Ed's sash, and it glowed blue for a second. "Why don't we get one?" Eddy asked "Did you become invisible?" Nine asked.
"Now you should go train with Agent Mungdelo. She will teach you how to use levitation; then we can see what's in your heads."
The three climbed the latter that lead out of the lab. They climbed out, and walked through the forest "This is gonna be sweet!" Eddy said happily "I must agree Eddy. This has been a glorious day."
But behind them, Marie and May looked on; Marie was holding a knife "This is it… they end here." Sarah was holding a mallet, while Nazz held a wooden spike. Marie jumped up into the trees, and slid through them; soon she was above them. "Hya!" he came down from the trees, and landed on Eddy "Eddy!" the others yelled; Double-D concentrated, and used a psy blast on Marie. She was thrown back against a tree.
"You okay Eddy?" Ed asked "Yeah; except for my bruised spine." Eddy made his mellow yellow psychic fists appear "Let's beat um up."
The other kids ran at the Eds… Marie looked up at them, and said… "I hope you burn in hell."