Peace and War
"I hope you burn in hell…" Marie said with a frown; the Eds were stunned for a second. They forgot for a few days what happened… those months ago…
It all happened three months ago; it was during Eddy's Fort peach creek scam. They found out the Kankers own peach creek, and were kissed over and over again. After they were kissed, the Kankers walked off with the book "I love those guys when they're like that…" lee said "So stupid and funny." The Eds heard this, and out of pure instinct, they said this… "We hope you burn in hell Lee!"
Lee felt her body heat up; her eyes lit up. She burst into flames! The Eds watched in horror at what they had done. As the last flames burnt down, they saw her lifeless body… they felt tears roll down their eyes.
Back to this time; Eddy felt his rage build up. He attacked; he punched May in the stomach, and sent her into a tree "Dose anyone else want this?" Sarah walked up. "I'm gonna enjoy this." she ran at Eddy, and punched him in the jaw; Eddy attacks her back with his psychic fist. He punches her into the ground "You've had this coming for a long time brat!" he threw her into a tree.
Eddy was about to attack, when an ax was thrown in front of him, and into a tree! Everyone turned to see Kevin and Rolf standing; they each held an ax. "Ready for your last beating Dorks?" Kevin asked "That's it!" Eddy yelled "One last battle shovel chin! You vs me! The last one standing wins… and battle to the death…"
Everyone looked at Kevin, waiting for an answer "Hmm… okay dork. Our last battle." Everyone backed up. Kevin walked into the circle; they got into position. "Three…" Double-D counted "Two… one… fight!"
Eddy ran at Kevin; but Kevin attacked back. Kevin swung his ax; Eddy dodged. Eddy used his psychic fist to block Kevin's ax. It worked for awhile; Kevin couldn't get past the fist. Eddy swung his fist at Kevin, who dodged and punched Eddy in the gut! Eddy jumped back and rubbed his stomach "That's gotta hurt." Johnny said.
Eddy grumbled "He's gonna hurt more!" Eddy put two fingers on his forehead, and a small red light came out "Eddy; we barley know how use the psy blast! And Sasha Nine said to not use it on campers!" Eddy smirked "Kevin's not a camper." Double-D was silent. "True."
"Try my psy blast on for size!" he shot a large red beam at Kevin, and blasted him into a tree. Kevin fell to the ground "Guess you won dork…"
Eddy walked to Kevin "Finish it!" Kevin yelled; Eddy shot a psy blast… to Kevin's side. "Is that it?" Kevin asked "You're a dork, and a whose!" Eddy glared at Kevin "Attack my friends or me again… and I won't hold back."
He walked to his friends "Great job Eddy!" Ed said "Yes, you were magnificent!" Double-D concurred. "Now let's go to Ms. Mungdelo." They walked off.
Soon, they reached the docks "So this is the place of the lungfish." Double-D said "What?" Ed asked "It's an old legend. Along time ago, a lungfish evolved into a massive monster; ever since, everyone's afraid to go out on the water." Eddy smacked his head "So how are we gonna get to that Mungdelo person?"
Double-D pointed to the canoes; they walked over, and saw something far off. "So you must want a canoe." They turned to see a tall man with one ear, and an eye patch. They nodded "And I bet you're wondering what that is." He pointed to the giant diver's helmet far off. "That's the camp sub. It hasn't been used in a few years." He said "Interesting." Double-D said with a smile.
The man gave them a single canoe "Only one?" Eddy asked "I like to mess with people." Eddy rolled his eyes. They climbed into the cramped canoe, and sailed off. Soon they reached a small wooden platform, about the size of a master bedroom. It had a few kids on it, in the same trance; Ms. Mungdelo was in the middle, levitating. They got out, and walked over to Mungdelo "Hello Ms.; we would like to train with you." Ed said sweetly "Why of course darling. I would be happy to." She said in a sweet voice. She mentally lifted up a small door, and put it on her head. It opened, and they saw the white flash.
When it ended, they saw that they were in a large room, with many people dancing. "Hello darlings!" they turned to see Ms. Mungdelo on a few floating TV screens. "I'm so happy to see you!" she climbed out of the television; and walked to them "I shall teach you how to use the levitation ball. You aren't ready for the real thing, so this will help you learn." She snapped her fingers, and a multi colored ball of light appeared under her; the Eds were taken aback. "To use this ability, you must think of a happy thought. The happiness will lift you up, and give you this power."
The three Eds though of their thoughts; Ed's was gravy, Double-D's was soap, and Eddy's, no surprise, was money. Just like their fists, Ed's was dark green, Double-D's was dark orange, and Eddy's was mellow yellow. It felt just like walking, but on air.
They ran around on their light balls, and never felt tired. "Ok children. It's time for the race." The Eds got off their light balls, and the balls disappeared "You will be racing against others; the will come along soon." As if on que, the kids came in. "Oh, you have to be joking." Double-D said; Bobby walked into the room. "End of the line new kids!" he said mockingly.
Mungdelo snapped her fingers, and the room morphed into a race track. It was a long pipe, which leads down; it had smaller pipes that lead higher up.
All the kids got on their levitation balls, and got into running position. "Three…" Mungdelo said "Two… one… go darlings, go!" everyone raced down the pipe. Eddy started to take the lead; he felt the wind go past his face; Boby was right behind "See you at the finish line new kid!" his ball was a mellow green. He raced past Eddy "You aren't gonna win!" Eddy jumped over Bobby, and laughed; Bobby looked like he was going to turn red.
Double-D started to pass a few kids; while Ed was bouncing on his ball "I am a bunny ball!" he yelled happily. Ed saw that he was last, so he turned invisible.
Eddy and Bobby were bumping each other, trying to get in first; Bobby took the lead "Hey!"
"See ya later stupid!"
Eddy saw his predicament, and came up with a solution. He turned behind himself; then charged his psy blast "Go!" he shot his blast behind him, and shot himself past Bobby!
He was in the lead… but Ed appeared in front of him "Hello Eddy!" Ed came in first! Followed by Eddy, and then Double-D; Bobby came in next. Mungdelo appeared behind them "Good job darlings!" she said "Now you have your new levitation badges!"
She mentally put the badges on their sashes, and they glowed for a second. They saw a white flash, and found themselves back on the small dock.
"You are very talented darlings." Mungdelo said "We did have much training in running." Double-D said with his hand behind his neck. Mungdelo kissed Ed on the cheek "That's a special treat for winning the race." Double-D went white "She just kissed Ed." Eddy said "Should we take her to the infirmary?" Double-D asked "Nots yet." Eddy finished.
They climbed back into the boat "Wait!" they saw the small blue boy with the tin hat on his head. "Your great racers; my name is Dogie." He said "What's with the hat?" Eddy asked "I blew up a squirrel once; this hat makes it so I can't." the Eds were silent for a few second. Before Ed said "Cool!"
They sailed off, and went to the beach; they went through the woods, and to the containment chamber. Soon they went into the lab; Sasha Nine was standing with his test tubes "Good to see you three." He moved to the brain tumbler. "Now you'll go through the tumbler experiment. I believe that you can go farther now." They nodded, and walked up to the tumbler; as they saw the white light, it was a pleasant sight.
Soon, they were back in the same place they exited. It was the same round house, on top of the large tree; they jumped up on their levitation balls. As they looked through the window, they saw Dogie, strapped to an operating table! "Why is Dogie singing a lullaby?" Ed asked; Dogie was screaming. After a few seconds, a light blue man, with a strange white hat, a doctor's jacket, and a shiny metal claw came in. "Why are you screaming? Oh, that's right! I'm going to take out your brain!" he moved his claw like a pepper shaker, and a green spice came out. Dogie started to build up a sneeze; when he sneezed… his brain came out of his nose!
"That's disgusting…" Double-D felt like he was about to barf. "Good, how do you feel?" the man asked Dogie "TV?" Dogie asked in a zombie like voice.
"Here you go child." He put a TV in front of Dogie. He picked up the brain, and put in a trash disposal. After he walked out of the room, the three went in "Are you okay Dogie?" Double-D asked "TV." Dogie said.
Ed looked down the trash disposal "Brain food." He went down the disposal "Ed!" the others ran to the trash, and saw Ed sliding down. "Now where did I put that super sneezing powder?" the door started to open; the Eds jump down the disposal.
As they fell to the floor, they dusted themselves off, and saw Ed. He was staring at a picture of a tank like machine. "What's that?" Eddy asked "I don't know…" Ed said; soon as he spoke, the picture started to move. The tank like thing gained at glass dome on the front; then a brain appeared, and went into the dome. It showed a map of the world, and many tanks across it.
The tank turned to them "I have a bad feeling…" Double-D said scared; the tank fired a psy blast at them! They dodged, but saw that the room had changed; it was now like a battle field, only blue and white. "This thing's going down!" Eddy made a red light appear from his forehead "Try this!" he shot a psy blast, but it deflected off the glass and metal. "This is very bad." Double-D said.
The tank had a yellow question mark appear over its head. The mark was thrown at Eddy, and hit. It sent a green and yellow fog over his "Wow… confusion…" Eddy fell to the floor. "I believe that was a confusion grenade." Double-D said "But stinky." Ed said while waving is hand over his face.
They dodged a few psy blasts before Eddy got up "That's strong stuff." Eddy shook his head "Try this!" He shot a larger psy beam at the tank, but it had no effect. Ed turned invisible, and snuck behind the tank; he jumped on his, and used his psychic hands to punch the armor. It did no good; the tank blasted Ed away.
"I have a plan!" Double-D said "It's invincible from the top, so we need to beat it from the bottom." Eddy smiled "Show its belly, and I'll kick its ass." Double-D ran at the tank; it shot psy beams at him, but he dodged. As he reached the tank, he slid, and activated his levitation ball under the tank! It went up, and Eddy made a large red light appear from his head "Try a brain bolt!" he shot a massive red blast at the tank! It burst into pieces.
But then, they saw a white light; they ended up in a white room. There was a red curtain that was open, and it showed a map of the world with many tanks on it. The light shined over them again, and they appear back in the real world.
"We now know!" Double-D said happily "The coach is stealing kids and using their brains for psychic brain tanks!" Ed said happily "We got the info Mr. Nine!" Eddy yelled. They looked around to see that Sasha Nine was gone; there was a note on the table that said 'Official Psychonaut business, stay in the lab.'
They looked at each other "We're going to disobey an agent, and end up fighting to save the world, aren't we?" Double-D asked "Yes… yes we are…" Eddy finished.