A Mamas Boy and a Mad Scientist

The three Eds picked up all their things from their cabin; it was about one in the morning. They got clothes, snacks, and… Sasha's door? "You stole that!" Double-D yelled "You never know when you might have to enter someone's mind." Eddy said with a smile; Double-D rolled his eyes. They left their cabin, and walked to the docks "Ok…" Double-D said "We should find out where Sasha is going. I put a transmitter on him, so…" he pulled out a small screen "He's at point three five degrees, and seventy nine points. That's…" he pulled out a map "Here… oh no…"

"What?" Ed and Eddy asked "That location is… the Black Forest Insane Asylum…" Ed gulped. "How are we gonna get there?" Eddy asked annoyed. Double-D pointed to the canoe; but as they quarreled, Bobby was walking by. "What's he doing here?" Eddy asked "I don't know?" Double-D answered.

"TV…" Bobby said as he punched Eddy in the arm "TV…" he walked on. "He's brainless." Ed said "I have a brother!"

They got in the canoe, and glided across the lake. "The moon is very beautiful." Double-D commented "We're almost there." Eddy said with a gleeful anger. They got out of the canoe, and found themselves on a small beach; it wasn't that nice. It had broken bottles all around; Double-D was disgusted. The Eds climbed up the rocks, and found themselves at the asylum gates "How are we gonna get in?" Eddy asked.

"Where is my mama?" Eddy and Double-D looked at Ed "Nope; not me."

"A stupid comment you didn't say it?" Eddy asked "What strange world have we entered?"

They looked over at the left side of the gate, and saw a guard. He had a rattle with him "Billy needs his mama." Ed walked to the man "Mama?" the man cried "I want my mama!"

Eddy took out Sasha's door "I think we're going to need this." he threw the door at the man's head "We're going to find out what's wrong, so he can open the door." The door hit the man's head, and opened; the next thing they saw was the white light. They found themselves in a candy wonderland!

Soda Rivers, ice cream mountains, and jawbreaker clouds. I know, ironic.

They heard the sound of crying "What's that?" Ed asked; they walked to the sound. It was the guard, but he was in a diaper! "Good lord!" Double-D yelled; the man looked at them "I miss my mama!" the man yelled. Ed walked to him "We can help you." The man stopped crying "I want mama." He pointed to the north. They walked to north; it was snowing ice cream. They kept walking until they saw a small town. They saw the people were gingerbread men; Double-D walked to one of them. The gingerbread man looked at him "Can I help you?" he asked "Do you know where Billy's mama is?" everyone went indoors "We don't talk about mama here." He walked inside.

"This is strange." Double-D said "Well we're in the mind of a wacko!" Eddy finished.

But as they walked, part of the ice cream mountain started to melt!

"What's that?" Eddy asked "Mama!" Ed yelled happily; and he was right! A giant female dragon came out of the ice cream.

She shot fire breath at the three, but they dodged. Eddy charged his brain bolt, and fired; mama hit it away. "No way!" Eddy yelled "I think we can't beat this one, Eddy." Double-D yelled "Do you want to see your son?" Ed asked; the dragon looked at Ed with confusion "Well I've been trying to find my son, but he's no where to be found." The dragon said.

"I'll take you there." Ed took the dragon's hand, and took her to Billy.

"My baby!"

"Mama!"

The dragon picked up the man; they saw a white light. Soon, they were back in the real world; the man, Billy, smiled "I have been found… time to ride the world of the kidnappers." He picked up the milk, and lit a fuse on it. "The kidnappers shall pay."

He opened the gate, and walked in "What's with the milk?" Eddy asked "I'm not sure Eddy." Double-D answered.

They walked in, and found an old and broken court yard. Next they went inside, and found an old ruin; with an elevator. But in front of it, was a man with grey skin, and blue green hair. He wore a white jack, and had big red lips "Who are you four?" he asked "Umm… there's only three of us." Double-D corrected. "Sorry, my eye sight isn't what it used to be. Sorry, but only Dr. Laboto is allowed past this point."

Ed walked up to the man, and shot a psy blast at him. He was sent into the elevator, and fainted "Nice one lumpy!" Eddy complemented.

"What are you three doing here?" they turned to see Marie, May, Sarah, Jimmy, and Nazz "We're trying to help a friend." Double-D said "We're trying to save Kevin." Nazz said. "So stay out of this." said May "You stay out of this!" Eddy yelled. "You stay out of this! We can handle it ourselves!" Sarah yelled; Eddy's face was completely red. "Please…" Double-D started "You don't understand. We need to stop a mad scientist before he takes over the world!" Double-D said. "We don't buy it." Marie said; she took out a knife "Get out of our way, before we'll make you."

Double-D concentrated, and a yellow question mark appeared over his head "This could work…" he took the bottom part off, and it lit. "What is that?" Jimmy asked "Just something that'll slow you down." Eddy said. Double-D threw the yellow ball at them, and it burst in a yellow green fog. The kids got dizzy; their sight blurred, and the world around them went black. The kids were knocked out "Nice one…" Ed said "I didn't know you could do that." Eddy said "I picked it up from the tank."

They went up the elevator, and found themselves on a staircase that looked like it was from one of those horror movies.

(Be warned! This is the point of no return!)

As they climbed the stairs, they heard the noise of yells. They ran up, and found another elevator; they went up, and found themselves on the outside of a big sphere like house. They climbed the staircase, and found themselves about to enter a door; when a small girl with a hunch, and oven mitts on yelled "Turn back now!" she started to cry "I don't want my friend to die…" Double-D went to the girl "Well, we'll hide out, and your friend won't get hurt." She smiled. "Thank you!" she hugged Double-D, and went down stairs. "We're going to follow her, aren't we?" Double-D asked "Yes, yes we are." Eddy answered "Gravy style!" Ed yelled.

They went down, and saw everything; the man with the claw turned to the girl "Did you bring me new brains Shegor?" he asked "Yes Dr. Laboto… I brought you a nice brain." She said. "That's the problem! They're too nice! You don't want me to hurt your little friend." he turned to a small turtle in a cage with a crown on its head "Maybe some turtle stew…" she got scared "I'll bring you new brains; just don't hurt Mr. Pokeloke!" she ran off.

They saw a tank that looked just like the one they fought. It said 'One fifth actual size'.

"Well, I guess I can use the new brain I've been given." He picks up a brain "Hey, where am I?" it asked; it sounded like… "Coach Mung?" Eddy asked "I guess he's not part of it; then who?"

They ran up, and went into the door; inside was agents Sasha Nine and Mungdelo! "Hey dorks; what are you doing here?" Kevin asked, tied to a chair "We're here to rescue these two." Eddy said "TV?" the two asked. "They got their brains taken out." Kevin said. "How are they gonna help if they're brainless?" Eddy asked "I could help." They turned to she Shegor; she was sad "I just don't want the doctor to hurt Mr. Pokeloke."

Ed smiled "Turtle!" he lifted up Mr. Pokeloke "Mr. Pokeloke!" she grabbed him, and kissed his. "Who did you…?" Double-D asked astounded "I lifted him with my mind." Ed said proudly. "You'll help us stop the doc, won't you Mr. Pokeloke?" Shegor asked "That's right baby…" he said in a smooth deep tone "Daddy's gonna make everything alright."

Shegor brought a brain to Laboto "Here you go Mr. Laboto; I have a new brain for you." Laboto turned to Shegor "Oh just put it over by there." She cried a little "Don't worry baby." The brain said "I'll be okay." She put it down.

Eddy, Double-D and Ed were behind the door "Okay Ed, just do what you did before." Eddy told Ed. Ed lifted the brain into the tank, and smiled. The brain shot a psy beam at Laboto, and sent him over the edge of the building. Laboto screamed as he fell.

The Eds yelled 'hooray', and went back up "Okay Shegor, you can help the agents with their brains." Eddy said.

Soon, the agents had their brains back in "I am amazed that you put our brains back in without surgery." Nine said "Well, Shegor knows more about the human brain than anyone." Double-D said. "Hmm. I have been looking for an assistant; would you like to take the position?" Shgor's mouth fell down "Would you like that darling?" Mungdelo asked. She nodded "I'm sorry to ruin this moment, but can someone untie me?" Kevin yelled.

Ed blasted a psy blast at Kevin's ropes, and they came off. Kevin dusted himself off, and sighed "Good. Now can we get out of here?"

But outside of the asylum, Billy was still with his flaming milk; he threw it. "The kidnappers are gone." He walked away.

But with the kids, they just woke up "What's going…" Jimmy saw the flames "Let's scram!" they ran out of the place. With the others, they saw the fire "Let's get out of here!" Eddy yelled; Mungdelo made a levitation bubble around them, and took them down with the now burnt down asylum. "That was interesting." Nine said "I sure was a great Edventure!" Double-D stated.

Everyone laughed… until Eddy said "Um… guys… where's Kevin?" they looked around, and saw Kevin… walking like a zombie "TV?" he asked. "This could be very bad." Ed said; the ground rumbled.

Soon, out of the rubble… came a massive psychic battle tank! "Hey dorks! Prepare for the battle of a life time!"

The Eds were stunned "Kevin?" the asked in unison.

"Yeah! Prepare for a beat down!"

"So you were the one who stole the kid's brains?" Double-D asked "Yeah! When you burned Lee, I studied how you did that, and found out. Psychics! They're all monsters! I met Dr. Laboto, and we were going to steal all the brains of psychics. But that wasn't enough! We designed the battle tanks, and were going to use them to beat all the armies of the world. Then destroy all psychics!"

The Eds started up their psy blasts "I don't think you'll have help here!" Kevin shot a psy blast at the others, and sent them into the wall. They were knocked out "So you designed this whole plan?" Eddy asked "Yeah, so what?" Eddy pointed to the kids that were standing on the wall. Nazz had tears in her eyes.

"That's it! Prepare for your deaths!"