Title: Dear Kanda.
Characters: Mentions of everyone, but mostly Kanda.
Word Count: 200.
Rating: PG.
Time: Thirty minutes? In school.
Warnings: None. Maybe a little spoiler for the China-going?
-This was...from my Creative Writing class. We were supposed to write a "worst-case senario" thing, where everything goes wrong (as a letter), with a little 'ha, ha, see things aren't as bad as they could be, right?' at the end. So...this was spawned. xD Humor, for once. Enjoy.
-oxoxoxoxo-
Dear Kanda,
The Earl has finally taken over the world. Lavi is in Yugoslavia, and is now writing a book. Lenalee has become the princess of an undersea kingdom, and Komui's now hunting her down, somewhere out at sea, and he's changed his name to Captain Nemo. The Akuma have their own reality show. Road's your baby-sitter, Lavi ate a pie, Tyki's an obsessive gambler (but that's old news), Miranda accidently summoned a hoard of zombies come to ravage the land, and Bookman stole and pawned the sheets off your bed. I broke Mugen-- Lenalee helped-- and Krory buried it in the backyard somewhere next to your puppy. The Earl knit you a nice pair of socks, and Tyki's doing your paperwork from now on. I hope you like the number twelve. Jesdebi have announced that you're their long-lost twin-triplet-brother/sister. Congratulations! Japan sank into the ocean, the Order tilted, and the world ran out of noodles. Or maybe I just ate them all.
Just thought you ought to know.
- Beansprout.
PS:
And because this will make you madder than all those things I made up above: I ate your soba. All of it.
Well, I'm off to China for the next six months, see you then! (:D)
-oxoxoxoxo-
Somewhere within the Order, there is a very angry samurai with a sword name Mugen, who thinks that the next time Beansprout shows his face, he's going to die.