THE LIFE OF RAVENOUS DRALOK
CHAPTER ELEVEN
rosethorn hall the night after the night pickelo granius died
Ravenous Dralok is interviewing applicants who wish to be his butler
ok name Helen
mhm,race Bosmer
and gender Female
obviously, ok qualifications well I was countess rona's butler
was? Well I was fired because she went into a coma on my watch
...
okay one last question...do you like vampires? What kind of question is that?
Well do you or do you not like vampires? Well of course the answer would be no
...
ok I am sorry but you are not who I am looking for. if you want I can point you in the direction of one of my colleges who is looking for a helping hand.
Yes I would like that thankyou
Here is the adress ok NEXT. the next person walks in and sits down
ok name Remoh Spim-Son
mhm,race orc
and gender male
ok and qualifications I am a baker
...well I dont really nee. oh wait a minute um you can be my chef. Thats fine
stop by tomorrow and your job will begin thankyou
ok NEXT
ok name jessie james
''really'' THE jessie james the notorious bow bandit ''no not really my name is timmy o'tool''
so your that guy who fell in the well when he was a kid I thought he died ''he did im joking my name isnt timmy o'tool its actually ghasjima''
ok I like jokes but two in a row about the same thing is stating that your not trust worthy your not qualified for a butler but mabye a court jester are you okay with that? Yeah sure
okay well return here when you get a goofy jester outfit and some music instruments and all sorts of funny stuff. Thankyou, see in a week
ok NEXT
ok name Vlad Dralok
did you say dralok? ''Yes'' hey my last name is dralok did you know luminous? ''Yes he was my father'' he was my father too how did you manage too avoid the hunters? ''Well I am a dhampir so I can walk in the sun because I am a half vampire so no one would suspect I was a vampire''. Well you are definatly going to be my butler your hired you can start tomorrow.
Thankyou ravenous see tomorrow.
Well that was fun now all I need is a maid i'll post up the flyer tomorrow its nearly dawn now but I havent fed yet ah ill feed tomorrow. i walk outside to say goodnight to my tree goodnight tree it says nothing then I walk up to the street and say GOODNIGHT SKINGRAD
someone answers this time ''will you shut up people are trying to sleep'' then I say aye aye then I walk back into the house and towards the basement to go to bed and say goodnight house it also says nothing