Okay, I'm not gonna do angst this time, so how does a happy song sound? (which is kinda hard cus theres only depressing songs on my iPod.. lol, i say)

FIFTH SONG: Daft Punk - Around the World

Warning: attempt at humour

"Yuu-chaaaaaaaaaan! Where'd you go?"

"Stop calling me that, fucktard!" was the retort of the guy jumping out from behind a corner.

"Hahaha, Yuu, you really suck hard at hide and seek," Lavi snorted. Really, this was way too easy. He kept walking.

"Ah! Look, it's a box of mitarashi dango!" he then yelled.

"WHERE!?" Allen jumped from under a table, looking ready to kill for food. And that's two down, Lavi smirked. The beausprout groaned in disbelief, arguing that Lavi was a cheater, and Kanda didn't look too satisfied either.

"It's not like you can talk, "shark boy A." You are evil when you play poker, you know. Evil, you hear me?" and the beansprout had to shut up. "Well, that leaves Lenalee..."

Lavi looked through the closets, under the tables, and behind the doors. He tried to think of something smart to make the girl reveal herself. Harder than first thought. Because unlike the two idiots behind him, Lenalee was smart.

"Oh hell! Komui is dating Ms. Lulubell!"

Silence... hm, this is going to get extremely difficult, Lavi thought. Kanda and Allen were arguing in the background.

"Look, she's giving him a lap dance!"

Still no reaction whatsoever. (Well that's not true. Allen choked.) Lavi had to admit that he might just actually have to find her without cheating. Crap.

"Missus Lee~! While the guys and I go to the cinema, could you make dinner?"

And immediately something black and green and Lenalee-sized flew from behind a curtain, so fast it was only a blur to the three boys' eyes. Before Lavi could even think: run for your life, he recieved a painful whack on the head from a certain furious girl. Even Kanda winced.

"Say, dear Lavi, was that a sexist comment?" Lenalee's eyes were gleaming, and her stone cold face radiated killer intent. She held her fist raised over the poor boy, and he sweatdropped in fear, but still managed to stutter:

"F-f-f-found ya.."

And it took the girl a short moment to realise that she had totally taken the bait. She moaned in exasperation and flailed her hands in the air.

"So not fair, Laviiii!" she argued, with the backup from Allen. Kanda just glared.

"Stop yer bitchin', girls, because the awesome Lavi has won the game. It took me five minutes. Thought it'd be longer, with this many hiding spots in your house, Lenalee." He couldn't help but gloat. And all the way down to the kitchen the two complained, leaving Lavi to gloat even more, and Kanda to glare.

In the kitchen stood a plate with muffins. Lenalee and Lavi had two, and Allen ate four since the japanese man didn't want his share.

Because Yuu Kanda doesn't do muffins.

They began to discuss what to do, since summer vacation had just started, and there were a lot of things to spend time with. Allen wanted to go to concerts, Lenalee wanted them to start a band, Kanda didn't want to do anything, it seemed, and Lavi wanted to do everything. Well actually, whatever they did was of little importance. As long as they could all do it together. Lavi would feel like a sentimental idiot if he said it like that, though, so that's not quite how he voiced it, when Kanda refused to join them to the Summer Rock Festival.

"Dude, Kanda, you HAVE to join us to the Festival. Otherwise, we will all bug you about how lame you are for the next four years," Lavi tried to sound like he meant the threat. Because there was just no way in hell it would be fun without Yuu-chan.

"I'd rather go to Siberia." And Kanda's voice was stern. The guy just couldn't take crowds, could he?

And then an enlightment seemed to hit Lenalee in the head. Hard. "Oh my god, yeah, let's!"

And the collective Huh? couldn't have been more synchronous.

"Oh stop looking dumb! What I mean is, let's travel the world!"

Luckily Lavi was the fastest to answer, "GENIOUS, LENALADY!" And the rest could do nothing but agree, because Lee's charisma and persuasion ability is just awesome.

AND THEY TOTALLY TRAVELED THE FUCKIN WOORLD!

Authors Rant:

Über crapped end, i'no. Aimed for 2,000 words this time. But failed.

Why do I always start writing this late at night, I get no sleep, man! And plot is killing my brain. I cant't come up with a story for the life of me. Thesaurus dot com is my new best buddy. I have no clue what "summer rock festival" is, i just wrote it. I'd actually like starting to write some more of the D. Gray's girls. Like Anita or Mahoja. Or Miranda, she's really cool. Qritique (as well as mindless babble) reviews always appreciated.

D. Gray-man (C) Hoshino Katsura

November 22 - 2009