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EDWARD'S POV
We found Emmett sat on top of some lockers in the corridor. He caught sight of us coming and gave us a cheery wave.
"Umm, Emmett, are you going to come down?" Jasper asked, half hoping he'd say no.
"Are there any lemurs down there?" he asked suspiciously.
"No," I sighed.
He narrowed his eyes. "Check."
I walked back down the corridor and looked around the corner. No lemurs. I went back to where Emmett was still crouched on top of the lockers. He was looking at me expectantly.
"No lemurs."
"Wait, what kind of lemurs?" Jasper interrupted.
Emmett thought for a moment. "Well, I guess ring-tailed lemurs, but maybe ruffed lemurs, ooo! Do you know what I'm really scared of?"
"What? What?! I can't bear the suspense!" I looked over at Jazz and realised he was serious.
"Aye-ayes!" Emmett murmured fearfully. "It's their scraggy black fur and big eyes and their freakishly long bony fingers," he shuddered. Jasper nodded in understanding.
"Look, can we please stop talking about lemurs!" I snapped, losing my patience.
"Keep up Edward, we're talking about aye-ayes now."
"Yeah Edward."
"Alright! There are no lemurs, aye-ayes or porpoises down here okay?!" Emmett's face lit up when I mentioned porpoises. Don't ask why.
"Fantastic!" he cried and leapt off. I may have accidentally screamed, but I did the manly thing and shoved Jasper in front of me. Emmett landed heavily on top of him, making the floor crack. Someone at the end of the hall ran away, shrieking about earthquakes. He started to get up again, but Jasper didn't realise and shoved him hard. Emmett flew off his back and landed head first in a bin. He panicked, leapt to his feet and ran into the wall. Jasper was sat on the floor laughing, but I had turned around to study a poster about the graph-drawing club.
"THE DARKNESS!!!" Emmett yelled, but I didn't see him trip over Jasper. He crashed into my back and I smacked into the locker and went through it. When I opened my eyes, it was dark. My chin was resting on a pile of books. I tried to pull my head back out of the locker, but couldn't. I was stuck.
I could hear them laughing hard outside the locker. "It's not funny!" I shouted, trying to wrench my head out. It didn't work, and I managed to hurt my neck. "Help," I whimpered.
"Don't worry Eddie, I'll get help!" Emmett called, and I heard him running off. He obviously hadn't taken off the bin yet, as I then heard a big crash and loud swearing. Something poked me in the bum.
"It's okay, he's gone. You can come out now."
"Jasper! You may not have noticed but I'm actually stuck!"
"Oh. Well, I'll see you later!"
"NOOOOOOOOO! Don't leave me alone! He'll come back any minute!" But it was too late. He was gone and I could already hear Emmett crashing toward me. He arrived panting, despite the fact that he didn't actually need to breathe.
"I brought help!" he stated proudly. I heard slow footsteps.
"Hello dear, it seems you're in a bit of a pickle." Good googly moogly. It was Deirdre the receptionist. Help.