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Renesmee P.O.V.
"Emmett, leave. Now," I commanded.
He thought about this for a few moments. "Nah, I think I'd rather hang here with you and Anne."
I sighed. "Her name is Meg, and you can go find something else to do."
He put his hand over his heart, pretending to be hurt. "Nessie! How could you say that to me? I've never been anything but nice to you, and here you are pushing me away."
I glared at my uncle. "Out. Now."
He turned to my friend. Emmett had a twinkle in his eye that I knew from experience he only got when he was planning on pulling a prank. "Meg, do you mind if I stay here?'
Meg shook her head as fast as she could. I realized that she was scare of Emmett. To most humans, Emmett looks intimidating, because he is so huge. But if you spend just a few minutes with him, you'll find that he's just too playful and immature to be frightening. The idea of Emmett being scary in the least almost made me want to laugh.
Rose walked into the room, saving me from further humiliation. "Em, you promised me we'd do couple's yoga."
I raised my eyebrows at my aunt. The thought of Emmett doing yoga was funny. This ridiculous cover made me wonder what the two of them were really going to do.
Emmett and Rosalie left, and I was now alone with Meg. I didn't have much experience with humans, so I was a bit nervous.
Fortunately, Meg seemed extremely comfortable. "Your brother is so hot!" she said.
I wrinkled my brow. "What are you talking about?"
She looked as if she were trying to remember why she had chosen to befriend me. "Your brother…"
I shook my head. "I know what you said, but I don't have a brother."
Meg appeared confused. 'Yes you do. You have three brothers."
Realization hit me. "Oh! You must mean Jasper, Emmett, and Edward!"
She laughed. "Of course that's who I mean, you don't have any other older brothers that I know of."
I thought back to the words of her first question, suddenly confused once again. "They aren't hot! Its raining outside and our heater is broken."
She looked at me once again. "You're really strange, Renesmee Cullen. Do you know that? I meant that your brothers are really cute."
I moved a little bit in my seat. It made me little uncomfortable to talk about my father and uncles this way. I know to the rest of the world they may appear to be teenagers, but I see my uncles in the same way you'd see your potbellied, balding middle-aged uncle. The way they look doesn't change the way that I see my family.
Edward P.O.V.
I was in the house, nearly alone, with only Renesmee and her friend in the house. The room that I share with Bella is right next to Renesmee's. I couldn't help but listen in to their conversation.
"Your brother is so hot!" said Renesmee's friend. I wondered which one she meant, as Renesmee had three brothers. Fortunately, I didn't have to wonder.
Nessie's brother Edward is SO hot! I wonder if he's really dating that Bella girl. Can he even do that? I mean, is that legal? I'll have to ask Nessie. If Bella can date her brothers, I wonder if Nessie is dating any of her family members…
The thoughts of humans, especially teenagers, disgust me. Such ludicrous thoughts to be having at such a young age. Renesmee never thought like that. I love to listen into Renesmee's thoughts whenever Bella isn't shielding them from me.
Suddenly, there was a break in their conversation and a knock on my door. Without waiting for me to answer, Renesmee walked in.
"Come in," I said sarcastically. It wasn't very difficult to convince most humans of our family situation. If I was mean or rude to Renesmee in the slightest, they ate it right up. I often wonder if that is really what most families are like, or if that is yet another human misconception.
"Meg wants to go home now," Renesmee informed me.
"So"
"You need to drive her."
We got into the car, and made casual human small talk. It was all completely meaningless and uneventful.
We arrived at the human girl's home.
"Bye, Ness!" she exclaimed.
"Bye, Meg," said Renesmee, appearing unenthused.
The girl walked up to her doorstep, and as I was preparing to drive away, she quickly returned to the car.
"Did you forget your jacket or something?" asked Renesmee.
"I know what you are,' responded the girl, icily.
Sorry for the cliffhanger! I promise I'll update very soon!