helloooo my loyal and loving fans! i know its been a long time, but theres a good reason. basically, my parents went to India, i lived with my friend for 2 weeks travelling the country for fencing competitions and then i was in bed for a week and THEN we went back to school and ive finally had time to update. told you it was a good reason :P
ROSALIE'S POV
"Rose?"
"What Alice?"
"I'm not sure I can be bothered to go to English. We could just hide in the toilets."
After a moment of thought, I nodded, careful not to disturb the natural-looking shine-aliscious bouncibility that my shampoo gave me. We turned off the corridor and into the nearest girls' bathroom, where there was a small girl, with totally not spazzy ginger hair (I don't care if it doesn't make sense, it's just a description), wearing a t-shirt with a picture of Jasper's head on it. She seemed to be in some kind of trance and had just finished putting up some pictures of her new hero in each cubicle. I'd seen this before when Emmett had dragged us to a Jonas Brothers concert: she was a fangirl. There was nothing scarier. She wobbled off, gazing euphorically into the distance.
Alice stared after her, looking very confused, while I went to the sink to look in the mirror. I gasped so loudly that Alice jumped backwards, slipped on something and landed in one of the other sinks. "What, what is it?!"
"I. Look. Amazing!" I breathed, smiling at my own beauty.
Alice groaned quietly and bent to pick up the thing she'd slipped on. "Hmm. A cucumber..." she murmured, examining the long green vegetable. I suppose it was beautiful in a way, its sleek surface and sparkling green complexion. "Rosalie!" Alice cried. "Turn the tap off!"
I looked back to see that the sink was now overflowing, the water spilling out onto the floor. I twisted the tap, but it wouldn't move. I glared at it and used my full vampire strength to turn the tap. Nothing. "WHAT THE F–ING HELL?!" I shrieked, breaking a nail in the process. I shrieked even louder.
"Take the plug out!!"
"There is no crappy plug!" I desperately yanked at the tap. There was a groaning sound, then the entire sink ripped off the wall in my hand. "Oh dear." The wall rumbled ominously. I made the mistake off peering down the hole where the sink had been. We were hit by a tsunami.
The stream of water burst out straight into my face, and just kept coming. I heard Alice scream above the roar of the churning water, but I couldn't see her as we disappeared beneath the surface. I held my breath, remembered I didn't have to, and opened my eyes. Almost the entire bathroom was now underwater, and was still filling. I caught sight of my sister floating above a toilet, admiring one of the pictures of her sort of husband. I did the wide-kicking scoopy-arm swimming (I will never call it breaststroke, after a remark made by a member of my so called 'family', nor shall I ever compare myself to a frog whilst doing it!) until I reached her, then grabbed her arm and pulled her toward the door.
We reached it and drifted to the ground, preparing ourselves. Then I took hold of the door handle, and pulled. It took another try, put I managed to wrench the door open and slam it shut behind us. We flopped to the floor, a bit like fish but nowhere near as ugly. I felt disgustingly soggy. Next to me, Alice was sobbing with the sacrifice of her clothes. We sat there for a few seconds, until the fangirl reappeared. She skipped along, still wearing her Jasper t-shirt, humming something about leaving behind her wallet-sized photo in the bathroom. My eyes widened, and Alice signalled that we should run. I scrambled to my feet (but it was very beautiful, elegant scrambling) and we hurriedly power-walked away, just as the girl opened the door and all the water blasted out.
Alice squeaked loudly, and we ran. The water flooded my shoes again, but I kept going, then realised that Alice had disappeared. I slowed down, but couldn't see her, so I shrugged and walked off. I knew I could pull off the really wet look, and as long as I looked fabulous, nothing else really mattered. As I carried on down the corridor looking gorgeous as always, I heard a strange sound up ahead. I decided to investigate, because it would probably make me more beautiful as I strode through the door to kick ass! Or whatever else I was about to do... you know what, never mind okay? I went to investigate, end of story! Well, chapter... ah forget it.