A/N: So, I was originally gonna make this a Rachel and Sheldon crazy adventure. But then I just HAD to add in Raj. But Raj can't be without Wolowitz. But then it wouldn't be fair for Leonard to stay behind. And I couldn't leave my secret obsession Kurt out of the picture. And Penny just HAD to meet Kurt. So…yeah. Oh, and maybe you'll see some Mercedes in there?
And, I need your opinion: Does Sheldon sound in character?
Kurt somehow got out of Sheldon's pestering questions by talking to Penny. Rachel didn't.
"And what do you use to keep you're vocals sharp?" Sheldon asked.
"Honey and herbal tea," she said.
Kurt studied Penny. "Have you thought of using more moisturizing face wash for your pores? It would really make your pretty eyes look bigger," he said.
"No. Does my face look dry?" Penny asked, and took out a handheld mirror, studying her complexion.
"Of course not," Kurt said quickly. "It looks perfect. I'll be happy to take you shopping, though. My treat."
Penny thought this over. Get free clothes and a makeover? "That would be great."
Meanwhile, Leonard was very uncomfortable. He couldn't talk to Penny. He couldn't talk with Sheldon(though he isn't really that desperate for company). Raj wouldn't talk, and Howard was chatting it up with an annoyed waitress. He either had two options: Leave, or play pacman on his iPhone. He pulled out his iPhone.
"So, do you work here full time?" Howard asked the waitress, who's name tag read 'Shelly.'
Sheldon looked at his watch. "Oh, look at the time. It's almost time for my bowel movements."
"Why don't you use the café restro-" Kurt was interrupted by an elbow jab, via Leonard.
"Okay, let's go," Leonard said.
"Rachel, Kurt, here is my number and hotel room number. Your parents can call me if they have any questions. Come to my hotel room at 9am SHARP," Sheldon said.
"Excuse me," Rachel said. "But I do NOT think my dads would let me go to some random man's hotel room all by myself."
"They can drop you off with me," Penny said. She wrote down her hotel room next to Sheldon's. They said there goodbyes, Howard rubbing his sore mark where the waitress slapped him. As they were walking out Rachel turned to Kurt.
"Kurt, I know you hate me any everything, but I really don't want to go there by myself. Could you…?" she trailed off, chickening out.
"Could I come with you?" Kurt asked. "Yeah, sure."
"Thank you," Rachel said, relieved. "Those guys creep me out."
"Same here. But that Penny girl is in desperate need of a Kurt Makeover," Kurt said. Rachel laughed. Of course, strange men wanted to "study" them, and all he cares about is saving another girl from being ordinary.