A/N: Yeesh, expect slow updates for a while. I suddenly have a life. That, and my non-fanfic book is needing more attention. *sigh* But a gleek Sheldon pic on DeviantArt perked me up. I would give you a link, but my comp sucks. Is it weird that I find Sam's dyslexia kind of hot? Maybe I'm just a girl who goes for flaws. Because of my excitement for various season premieres that happening, this mostly fluff and filler. Sorry.

Penny suggested that they all went to the arcade. Sheldon agreed, being a lover of nostalgia coin slot games. Rachel went because, honestly, on a Saturday night, she had nothing better to do except practice her solos. And, surprisingly, she wasn't in the mood. Kurt invited Sam, and after calling his mom(mama's boy…), he accepted. Raj, of course, said nothing, even though he was driven by alcohol. Rachel scared him, goddamn.

Penny and Kurt drove in their own cars, chauffeuring the others around, to the Lima Super Galactic Arcade.

"I don't see what's so galactic about it," Sheldon stated, crossing his arms at the cheesy alien sign. "It's neither in space, or super."

Rachel squealed in delight when she saw the Karaoke Fun! game and ran right towards it.

"Come on, Sheldon! I'll play you!" She said. Sheldon gaped, astonished.

"I do not belt out in song with 'rhythmtastic beats and grooves'," Sheldon huffed. Leonard playfully elbowed him.

"Come on, Sheldon. You said you were in Christian Choir back in elementary. Just try it." Sheldon glared at him. "For your research," Leonard added hastily.

The tall genius sighed deeply. "Fine."

Rachel excitedly clapped her hands together.

2 MINUTES LATER…

"SWEET HOME ALABAMA!" The duo belted out. Kurt and Sam were playing Dance Dance Revolution, trying to match the arrows. Raj was wailing about them not having the original Donkey Kong available to play, and Howard was playing Sniper Spy 5 with Leonard.

Penny was at the snack bar, flirting with the employee there.

Rachel tried really hard to bite back her comments on Sheldon's atrocious singing, and Sheldon bit back his about her dancing. So, it was really just two snaky people trying to be nice.

Kurt laughed at Sam's awkward stomping on the Hard level.

"No, slow down, but in your mind, speed up!" He said.

"What?" Sam asked, terribly confused. Kurt just laughed.

Howard sat beside Raj after his second loss in the sniper game.

"What are you doing?" The small Jewish boy asked. Raj shrugged.

"Observing."

"Observing what?"

"Them." He pointed to Sam and Kurt boogy-ing it away. Howard laughed.

"Great way to learn how to pick up chicks."

"What?"

"Think about it. Kurt is extremely feminine. Sam, is not. But watch how Sam interacts with Kurt, and maybe you'll learn."

Raj hummed. "Thought you were an engineer."

Howard shrugged. "I am. Engineering ways to pick up some lady friends."

Sam and Kurt laughed.

"Wow, you are so much better than me!" Sam said.

"The modest compliment," Howard muttered to Raj.

"Thanks," Kurt said, blushing.

"Wanna get some nachos?" Sam asked.

"The invitation," Howard said.

"Sure." Kurt wasn't a fan of fatty cheese, but if a hot guy was buying them…

Raj growled enviously as the two highschoolers scopped up their cheesy treasure. "Damn. He's good."

"Yeah," Howard said, jealous as well. "Nachos. Perfect choice. Sharing goopy cheese together is a sure sign of finger touching. And maybe he could offer to wipe off that smudge of cheese on Sam's cheek."

"Hey, you have some cheese on your cheek," Kurt said.

Howard fist bumped Raj under the table.

Sam awkwardly tried to wipe it off, but kept missing.

"Here, doofus," Kurt said, and wiped the cheese off gently with his thumb.

"The loving insult-" Howard was interrupted by Penny elbowing him.

"Shut up. This is my soap opera," she said. Raj raised an eyebrow. Rachel and Sheldon also came over and sat by Raj, Howard, and Penny.

"What a great song-"

Penny, Raj, and Howard shushed Rachel.

"Thanks, Kurt," Sam said, oblivious to the audience building up the table over.

Rachel gasped. "Is Sam gay?"

"Probably," Howard whispered between gritted teeth. "Now, quiet."

Sheldon rolled his eyes. "If you guys have nothing better to do then just watch two boys oggle over each other then-" Penny elbowed him. Leonard sat down heavily, crossed arms.

"Why is everyone over here? There's a Mario match going on over there," Leonard complained.

"SHHHHHH!" Everyone said. Leonard sighed. He sat down next to Penny, and boredly watched in agony.

"So, are you doing anything tomorrow?" Sam asked. Everyone else sat on the edge of their seats, expectantly awating Kurt's answer…

"Hey, are those guys watching us?" Kurt asked, now noticing Raj, Howard, Penny, Rachel, Sheldon, and Leonard looking at them with wide eyes.

"What…" Sam turned around. Everyone quickly whistled nonchalantly and looked up at the ceiling. Sam snorted.

"This isn't your own personal zoo, ya know!" Kurt shouted to them. Sam and Kurt threw their now finished nachos in the trash, and went off to other games. Everyone else sagged in their seats, disappointed.

"So…" Leonard said. "Anyone up for DDR?"