A/N: Kurt: I wanna hold your hand! Me: -almost in tears-
Oh, cheesus that was a great episode. I was inspired by the drama. So, here's a dramatic chapter!
Penny and Leonard were at a bar. Everyone else had gone home after the arcade. Penny wanted to get drunk. Leonard…was telling himself that he was only going so there would be a designated driver. Absolutely not because he hoped Penny would have drunk-sex with him. Absolutely not.
"Lenny?" Penny slurred. They were outside of the bar on the sidewalk.
"Yes, Penny?" Leonard 'Lenny' asked.
"I'm lonely."
Leonard patted Penny's shoulder awkwardly.
"Can I have a hug?" Penny asked.
Leonard sighed, and let Penny hug him.
"Leonard?" Penny repeated, using his actual name.
"Yeah?"
"Get your hand off of my ass."
Sheldon could not get to sleep. Something was bothering him. Something about his experiment was wrong….
"DON'T RAIN ON MYYYY PARADE," Sheldon's phone rang. Yes, he had Rachel's version of Don't Rain On My Parade as his ringtone. It was for science reasons! Science!
"Hello?" He said into the speaker.
"Sheldon? Can you drive down to the hospital?" Leonard's voice was panicked and worried.
"Why?"
"Because Penny got into a car accident, and the rent-a-car got totaled. She's in critical condition, and I don't have her driver's license. She left it in her hotel room. I need you to go get it using the spare key, and drive over here."
"Leonard, I've already driven to the hospital for Penny once in my life. That's all I ever need."
"Please, Sheldon. Raj and Howard are at some goth bar and not picking up their cells."
"I can't drive!"
"Sheldon. I have hidden your Spiderman comics somewhere. If you do not come, I will take each one out, touch them, spit on them, and draw mustaches on every character."
Sheldon sighed. "I'll get there." But the thought of driving terrified him. He was in Lima, so he couldn't call one of the professors to help him. He didn't have anyone. Except.
"DON'T RAIN ON MYYY PARADE," Rachel's phone rang. Yes, she had her own version of Don't Rain On My Parade. And there's no excuse for her pompous ringtone.
"Hello?" Rachel asked, groggy from being woken up from her beauty sleep.
"Penny'sinthehospitalandIcan'," Sheldon was unnaturally uncalm about this. Rachel asked him to repeat slower, and finally got what he was saying.
"Sheldon, I don't have a car yet. I spent all of my money on teeth whitening."
"But Leonard will ruin my comics if I don't come!"
Rachel sighed. She needed a car.
"I WANT YOUR PSYCHO, YOUR VERTICAL STICK," Kurt's phone rang. Kurt looked at his phone. It said 'Evil Bitch Queen' calling. That was Rachel's contact name. He flipped open his phone.
"Hello."
"Kurt, I need your car," Rachel said. Not even bothering with a greeting.
"Why?"
"Penny got into a car crash. She's at the hospital in critical condition. We have to go pick up Sheldon with her license, and get over to Lima County Hospital."
Kurt looked at the time. Almost time for another episode of Vampire Diaries. And he's planning to re-watch West Side Story for the billionth time. But this was important.
"On my way."
"How is she?" Kurt asked Leonard.
"She has two broken ribs, a fractured skull, and is having trouble breathing. Hasn't woken up yet," Leonard said.
They watched her very still body. Raj and Howard burst into the room.
"We got your texts!" Howard said.
"Holy shit, dude!" Raj said, seeing Penny. Then covered his mouth, noticing Rachel in the room.
Everyone started to freak out.
"Is she dead?"
"What happened?"
"Where's my Spiderman comics? Are they safe?"
"Is she gonna be okay?"
The doctor walked in, interrupting the babble.
"She might die," he said.
The whole room shattered.