A/N: To all of the Rachel and Kurt as friends haters,

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

That is all. Wait. No. I lied. Also, I know I've been portraying Leonard as a total jackass, but I will redeem him.

Rachel and Kurt sat in the waiting room.

"You know, this is the second time I sat here, wondering if someone close to me would die," Kurt said. Rachel sniffled.

"I'm scared," she whispered.

"So am I," he whispered back.

Rachel looked up at Kurt, with wide eyes.

"Kurt?"

"Yeah?"

"You're not so bad."

Kurt sighed.

"Rachel, I'm changing your contact name in my phone."

"What?"

"Penny?" Leonard squeezed the arm of the woman he once said, 'I love you' to too soon. He was alone with her. Sheldon had left to make sure his comic books were safe, Howard and Raj went to see the newborn babies, and Rachel and Kurt…well, who knows.

He took a deep breath.

"Penny. I hope you can hear me. Because I'm not repeating this. Penny, goddamn, I loved you. You dumped me. I went emo and drank milk. Drinking milk while lactose intolerant is pretty much suicide. Anyways, I think you should know that you may not be the smartest girl. You may not have the highest IQ. But I don't care. I don't even care about how pretty you are. I mean, I think you're gorgeous, but that's not the point." Crap, he was screwing this up. "The point is, you are there. You were there when we came back from the Arctic Circle, bearded and not showered. You were there even when Howard was a perv, Raj treated you like an alien, and Sheldon, was, well, Sheldon. You still saw the good in all of them, no matter how hard it was, and...well...thanks."

Leonard was about to walk out, before he paused for half a second.

"Also, I'm pretty sure I love you. And this time, I don't care if you love me back."

Rachel and Kurt sat across from each other on the carpeted waiting room floor.

"Truth or dare," Rachel said.

"How childish."

"How cares?" She lightly tapped Kurt's foot with her own. "Pick one."

"Fine…dare."

"Ooh, rebel. Uhm, I dare you to go up to Raj and kiss him the next time you see him."

"No way!"

"You picked dare!"

"Fine. I will. But when he comes back. Truth or dare?"

"Truth," Rachel was a wimp.

"Okay…hm…would you date Howard?"

"He's, like, ten years older than me!"

"So?"

"Uhm, well…"

"You would?"

"Perhaps, if I weren't already dating the love of my life. He is Jewish." Rachel giggled. "Just kidding. Of course not."

"Wow."

"Shut up. Truth or dare?"

"Truth."

Rachel thought, staring up at the ceiling.

"Okay…do you like Sam?"

That question got Kurt off guard. "Is it that obvious?"

"Kurt, you've always been out loud and proud."

"I know, but…"

"But?"

"Well, he's straight. He went on a date with Quinn. He's obviously not into me."

Rachel scoffed, picked up a magazine, and playfully whacked him upside the head.

"Ow!"

"You are soooo dumb!"

"You're immature!"

The nurse from the desk shushed them.

"Why are we acting so happy?" Kurt asked. "I mean, Penny might DIE."

Rachel bit her lip. "I don't know. Probably because we're just used to sadness. And we're sick of it. So we hold on to the happiness."

Kurt wiped his hair out of his forehead. "You know what, Rach? You are absolutely right."

Raj and Howard came out into the waiting room.

"Hey," Howard said. Kurt stood up, walked up to Raj, and kissed him. Hard.

"What the-" Howard said. Kurt pulled away, him and Rachel both laughing maniacally.

Raj stood there, frozen.

"Hey, Howard? Truth or dare?" Kurt said.

The doctors read Penny's charts.

"Doctor, do you really think she'll die?" The nurse asked.

"No, I don't."

"Then why did you tell-"

"Because they needed to know how precious this girl is. I saw how they disregarded her."

"But doctor-"

"Go tell them that this Penny girl will be alright."

A/N: No, there will be no Raj/ Kurt in this fic. Or Kurt/Rachel romance. I hate to do this, but reviews are super nice. I know crossovers don't get much love, but if you wanna just press that little button there…