This scene begins with Ross sitting on the couch as she gets ready in their apartment. Ross is getting annoyed at Rachel as she is taking too long.
Ross- Rach, you done yet?
Rachel- (annoyed) Just be patient!
Ross- We got to go, it starts in 15 minutes!
Rachel- Got to go where Ross? The chapel?
Ross- (frustrated) Rach, get over it, excuse me if I want to talk about our future!
Rachel- (sarcastic) Oh I'm sorry Ross, please forgive me. I'm sure your 4th marriage will go fine!
A knock is heard from the door and Phoebe and Mike come in.
Ross- Come in—
Phoebe- We're in. Where's Emma? (Looks around room) WHERE IS EMMA? FOR GOD'S SAKE ROSS YOU LOST EMMA! (Cries)
Ross- Emma is with my parents. (looks at Phoebe) Um, Pheebs, are you drunk?
Phoebe- Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Mike- (whispering to Ross) She's a little drunk. Apparently a nice man in a coat offered her a drink and of course she's too nice to say no.
Ross- Ah.
Rachel- Ok Ross I'm—
Phoebe- Look its Rachel! It's Rachel, it's Rachel, it's Rachel! Let's play hide and seek!
Rachel- Well, hiya Pheebs, I would love to play but me and Ross are just leaving.
Rachel grabs Ross' arm and drags him to the door while talking.
Rachel- Drunk?
Ross- (quickly) Yeah.
Ross and Rachel exit through the door and the scene changes to Central Perk. Ted and Robin are sitting in the 'Friends' seat and Barney is at the counter.
Barney- That's six coffees! Hi-five! (Offers Hi-five to Gunther and he reluctantly accepts) Another one please!
Ted- Wow, Barney's really doing this coffee thing, huh?
Robin- Yeah… he's fine.
Ted- I guess… where's Lily and Marshall?
Robin- Lily's dragging Marshall to this off-off-off Broadway play, apparently her college roommate is in it or something.
Ted- Poor Marshall…
Rachel comes in to Central Perk still talking to Ross who is outside.
Rachel- Ross! I just need to get a coffee, just wait!
Barney notices Rachel as she gets her coffee, she then leaves the Central Perk.
Barney- Guys! Did you just see that? That must have been a solid nine at least, I got to find her!
Ted- Barney, no. The coffee's just making to feel a bit more energetic because of the caffeine, which is simulating your senses—
Robin- And your lust for sex.
Barney- Ted, maybe you're right… (Sprints out of Central Perk)
Scene changes to see Joey backstage at his play putting on his costume.
Stagehand- Three minutes to dress rehearsal Joey.
Joey- Okay, just a second.
Stagehand- Hey, Joey, what you doin'?
Joey- I'm putting on my costume!
Stagehand- Didn't they tell you, Rick is out sick tonight, you're playing the nun! Here's your costume! (Stagehand hands Joey his costume of a nun's outfit, black wig and tights)
Joey- (Joey looks shocked and angry) What!
Scene changes to Mike and Phoebe (who is still drunk) in the car with Mike driving and Phoebe in the passenger seat. The car is Phoebe's grandmother's taxi but it is now rusty and old. The roof of the car is gone and the windscreen is broken off.
Mike- Okay, Phoebe, let's go over this one more time.
Phoebe- Sir, yes sir! (Falls asleep)
Mike- Phoebe! (Phoebe wakes up) Okay, um, let's make this into a game, if you understand me just say true, if not, say false.
Phoebe- TRUE!
Mike- Okay that's good. Now—
Phoebe- TRUE!
Mike- (sighs) Your name is Phoebe Buffay and you're my wife.
Phoebe- TRUE!
Mike- "You look great tonight Phoebe…"
Phoebe- Oh that's true, defiantly TRUE!
Mike- And you say, 'so do you Mike!'
Phoebe- FALSE!
Mike- (sighs)
The car is about to hit a branch from a tree on the side of the road.
Mike- Oh crap Phoebe, duck!
Phoebe- GOOSE!
Mike ducks and dodges the branch but it hits Phoebe and knocks her out as well as giving her a big gash across her face.