Pairing: HitsuguyaxMatsumoto (except not)
Rating: K+
"Shell-Shocked"
It was a normal day for Toshiro Hitsuguya. Well... comparatively normal. Ever since the captain had been sent to the physical world, nothing had been quite normal. However, walking down the hallways of Ichigo Kurosaki's school with five fellow Shinagami, the carrot top, a tall hispanic boy, and an auburn haired girl had become... Normal. Kinda. Maybe. The captain's train of thought was interrupted by Orihime giggling and pecking Ichigo on the cheek and then blushing pink. Rengika, Hitsuguya's vice captain, snickered.
"That's not how you do it, Orihime. Like this."
And then she leaned down and kissed Hitsuguya firmly on the lips. Drawing back, she turned to Orihime to see if her 'lesson' had taught the girl anything, but the other girl's eyes were focused on Hitsuguya, who was starring at nothing, his mouth slightly open. Renji, Ichigo, and Rukia all knelt in front of the shocked captain. Ichigo waved a hand in front of his face.
"Um... Matsumoto? I think you might have damaged his brain."
She smiled.
"Oh well. He needed a good kiss."
-XOXO-
AND THEN THE WALL EXPLODED. And Hitsuguya didn't move.
A/N: Just kidding.
This might very well be one, if not my top, favorite fictions that I have ever written. It makes me laugh. This one takes place right before the whole Journey to Hueco Mundo arc, when all the Shinigami are freeloading off people and going to Ichigo's school (what's that place called, anyway?) Yeah...
Gotta love Matsumoto. :)
-Amagake