Pairing: GrimmSoi (Grimmjow x Soi Fon)

Rating: K+/T (I couldn't decide)

Warnings: Innuendoes, I suppose.

"The Rantings of Cat and Bee"

XOXO

1. Window

It was after Grimmjow appeared at her window and scared the living daylights out of her (which lead to him being re-confined to quarters) that she decided that she really should get some curtains.

2. Green

Grimmjow still remembered the precise shade of the green eye shadow that Yourichi had forced Soi Fon to put on at their wedding and how piercing it made her eyes look when they kissed at the alter.

3. Eyes

The only time when his inner hollow stopped its constant howling for attention and blood was when he was laying on Soi Fon's lap, starring into her eyes.

4. Time

"There's a time for everything, Grimmjow." "Yeah, but anytime is the time for this." "Get. Off. Me."

5. Light

Grimmjow often took naps in the middle of the day. Soi Fon often woke him up by pouncing on him, shining a flash light in his eyes, and leaping back off him before he could either throw her into the opposite wall, or trap her underneath him.

6. Fun

It was at Kurosaki's wedding when Grimmjow muttered into her ear, "Are we having fun yet?"

7. Sing

It was also at Kurosaki's wedding when Grimmjow finally had enough sake to try Karaoke. Ulquiorra recorded it, to the former sexta's eternal embarrassment and anger, and spread it throughout the entire Soul Society the next morning.

8. Warm

Soi Fon almost tripped over Grimmjow when she came into her quarters and found him sound asleep in a patch of sun on her floor.

9. Seduce

Grimmjow was immediately against her going on any undercover seduction missions. She changed his mind by hitting the sweet spot behind his ear.

10. Rainbow

Yourichi always tried to sell Byakuya and Soi Fon on Rainbows. Grimmjow backed both of them up, but only after Yourichi dragged all three of them out into a rain storm to look at one.

11. Rain

Grimmjow was always more sluggish on rainy days. Soi Fon usually remedied this by threatening to call Ichigo (the rain only made him more annoying, or so Grimmjow claimed.) This usually at least got him out of bed. And onto the couch.

12. Flower

"What is this?" "It's a damn flower. Just take it already, damn it."

13. Study

The days when Soi Fon had to get up early to go on a mission were the days when Grimmjow studied her all the more closely (out of fear, not that he'd ever admit that).

14. Mirror

Grimmjow fell asleep one night waiting for her. When he woke up, their mirror was covered in a long love letter to him in lipstick and Soi Fon was passed out drunk on the floor.

15. Hug

When thinking back, the first time he hugged her was when he had been dragging her away from the fight with Aizen he knew she couldn't win.

16. Art

Grimmjow always thought of Soi Fon as a piece of art. One that he liked to admire often and closely.

17. Hide

Grimmjow always hid his head under his pillow during thunder storms. When she asked why, he said that the thunder was too loud. She replied that he was just a scardy cat. She got tackled.

18. Dinner

Yourichi often took pity upon the two of them and brought them dinner so that they wouldn't have to eat the burned gunk that they managed to turn out.

19. Shoes

"I hate shoe shopping." "So don't."

20. Music

Ichigo gave Grimmjow a kazoo. Grimmjow almost shoved it up his nose. Soi Fon laughed and declined to help the carrot top who was desperately trying to keep Grimmjow's hand away from his face.

21. Heart

"Grimmjow, have you ever-" "If your about say some sh*t about a heart, go talk to Ulquiorra. That's his area." "Thanks..."

22. Short

The first time Grimmjow met Soi Fon, he said, "You're short." Shortly thereafter, the family jewels were in danger.

23. Comfort

Soi Fon was only ever comforted by Yourichi's shoulder or by Grimmjow's arms (and his smell. and the way he played with her hair. and the way he whispered anything that came into his mind into her ear.).

24. Idea

The day that Soi Fon decided they should have kids, Grimmjow fainted dead away.

25. Jump

When they watched "Dirty Dancing," Grimmjow practically slept through the entire movie. As the credits rolled, he asked Soi Fon, "How 'bout we try some of that dancing." Soi Fon glared at him and replied, "Only when you can do that ending lift."

XOXO

A/N: I figured I should try this at least once. It was fun and I think just fell in love with this pairing. :D Think of this as an Omake theatre of sorts.

Liner Notes:

4. Interpret this as you will.

8. and 9. He's a giant cat. What can I say?

14. Out of character. Am I too lazy to fix this? Yes.

15. Slightly AU.

18. I sincerely doubt that either of them can cook.

20. This one's my favorite.

25. Lifts like that are really hard. (But she's so small that I doubt it would matter that much.)

At any rate, I promise that I'll put up a legitimate chapter soon (and a new chapter in Murphy Must Hate Me. I'm just finishing off my final draft of it.) Please review and tell me what you thought of it. This is my first time doing this kinda thing and I think that feedback would be great. Thanks!

- Amagake (who is typing this far too late at night.)