We Are All On Drugs

Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom or We Are All On Drugs by Weezer. However I must say, that this is one of my favorite songs.

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When your out with your friends
In your new Mercedes-Benz
And you're on drugs

(Lancer's POV)

Ok, I just got a flippin' awesome new Mercedes-Benz, and it rocks! For a teacher, this is a really good car. The English department is always underpaid so, I'm going to rock the school! My friends/other teachers all love it, in fact, the principle even brought us "treats" to celebrate my success.

And you show up late for school
'Cause You think your really cool
when you're on drugs

(San's POV)

"Hey guys, were do ya think the teachers are?" I ask.

"Dunno. Maybe they're on drugs and aren't coming today," Tucker suggests hopefully.

Just then, Mr. Lancer walks in. Wow, what happened to him? His normal shirt has been replaced with a black hoddie, and he's wearing baggy cargo pants.

"Heya kids! Waz up y'all? Just chill with your peeps while I go party in the Teacher's Lounge!" he shouts and leaves the room.

"Ok, that was weird."

"Come on, lets go check it out…" Danny says and grabs Tuck's and my hands and we fly out.

When we get down the hall to the teacher's rooms, we here We are All On Drugs being blasted through speakers we never knew were in there. We walk up to the door and peer through the little window.

And you put on your headphones
And you step into the zone
When you're on drugs

"What do you think is going on with them?" I ask.

"Well, I can tell you one thing, it has nothing to do with ghosts," Danny answers.

"Why?"

"Look," he says and points to Mr. Lancer. He's handing a bottle of pills to the secretary who immediately pops them into her mouth.

"Oh wow."

But the world don't care
If you are or are not there
'Cause you're on drugs

"Well, on the plus side, our teachers are all high and will not be teaching," Tucker says, "On the downside, who's going to help them when they go low again?"

Give it to me
We are all on drugs, yeah
Never getting enough,
Never get enough
We are all on drugs, yeah
Give me some of that stuff

The chorus to the song comes on and all the teacher's form a mosh pit and start shouting along. Wait, was that the principle body surfing?

And you twitch in your sleep
'Cause you wanna hit the street
when you're on drugs

(Lancer's POV)

"Come on guys, lets go for a drive!" I shout.

"Yeah!"

We all ran for the door only to be stopped by three teens. I think their names were Derek, Timmy, and Susie.

"Hey wait, you can't leave us here!" Derek/Danny shouts.

"But we wanna leave!" I whine.

"No, you can leave after school!" Susie/Sam yells.

"Fine." I say and kick at the ground like a disappointed 4th grader.

And you cause such a fuss 'cause
There's no one you can trust
When you're on drugs

"I really don't wanna teach." I complain.

"Oh well." Said Timmy/Tucker and grabs me by the wrist and pulls me into a room. I think it's my classroom.

And the best of your days
Will all vanish in the haze
When you're on drugs

I remember when I was younger. I hated English with an undying, burning passion.

And you wish you could quit
'cause you're really sick of it
But you're on drugs

I wish I could quit teaching. I'm really sick of it, but since I'm on drugs, they won't let me.

I want to confiscate YOUR drugs
I don't think that I can get enough

I think my high is leaving… I wonder if any of the kids have drugs.

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Ok, that was supposed to be funny, so if you didn't laugh… You might want help. Actually, it didn't turn out like it was supposed to but… Anywho, if any of you like Lancer, sorry. Speaking of him, I have a Lancer High School or something like that around here… Ok, so it's a couple cities away, shoot me.

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