Hey guys! I now own Kingdom hearts! No, that's a joke. I don't own it. Please don't sue me.

Okay, okay, I know this one is actually really bad. And I really was going to change it. I just... didn't. So, could all those people that really love me (because at least osmeone out there shoudl!) send me some ideas? I already had the next two chapters up, but they're kinda what I've already read, and even I'm getting bored writing them. I promise I will stick this out until the end, though. But I don't know when that will be. Cringe.

I've got some ideas, so don't worry. And any questions, yeah, you can ask me. Also, I feel like such a suck-up, but... please review? I ask this is in a small voice. Please?

After school, Kairi caught up to Sora. "Hey," she said, breathless, her face red. "I've been calling out to you."

Sora grinned. "I know."

Kairi hit him on the arm. "You little twerp!"

Sora raised an eyebrow. "Twerp, Kairi? Really?"

Kairi blushed. "Shut up."

Sora started walking, and Kairi waltzed along with him, inviting herself to his house. "So," she said, tugging down her skirt an inch. "Have you got an answer?"

Sora rolled his eyes. "Can I get through one conversation without someone being in love with someone else?"

"You are in high school. Fat chance." Kairi laughed, giving up on her skirt, and ignoring the looks from the group of guys they passed. She glared at them and walked past them just that little bit faster.

Sora looked at his shoes, unaware of what was going on next to him. He looked up, surprised that Kairi wasn't next to him anymore. "Hey, Kairi!" he called out. "Wait up!"

Kairi stopped, turning. "Okay then, babe! Whatever you say!" She grinned, batting her eyelashes.

Sora slowed to a walk. Kairi's eyes were telling him to play along. So, being Sora, he complied. "You know I hate it when you run off on me," he said smoothly, running up to link arms with Kairi. He felt weird that they fit together perfectly.

The whole human race is like that, though. He assured himself. That's how men and women were created. To fit together. A sudden thought flashed through his mind, completely out of order.

Would Riku and I fit together?

Sora shook his head and grinned, pretending to flaunt of the fact the Kairi was his 'girlfriend'. "There. I found you."

Kairi giggled. "Ooh, I love it when you play needy," she purred, waving a playful claw in Sora's face and making a cat noise.

Sora resisted the urge to gag, instead saying. "Oh, I can't wait any longer! I have to get you to my house, like, now!"

Kairi giggled wildly. "Bad boy, Sora, bad boy!"

Once they had rounded the corner, Sora let go of Kairi's arm, looking around dizzily. He felt exhilarated, although he had only run a few steps. He wasn't breathing heavily, but his head throbbed, and he felt kinda weak.

He pushed this feeling aside, hoping that if he ignored it, it would go away. "Now, why the hell did I just do that?"

Kairi blushed. "Oh, sorry, I just, well, these guys were looking at me weirdly, and I thought that if I flaunted off that I had a boyfriend that they'd-"

"Uh, Kairi, you don't have a boyfriend."

Kairi made a strange noise, using her hands to express how she felt. "Yes, but they don't know that! Geez!"

Sora nodded. "Okay then. But can we go home now? Please?"

Kairi didn't ask Sora about Selphie on the rest of the walk, because he looked tired; kinda sick, and she was still his friend, no matter how annoying and girly she got.

Riku looked at the time. 3:14. What? How long did a minute go for? It has been that the last two times I've looked at it! Argh. Riku sighed, resting his chin in his hand, letting it slide off, and drooping his eyes shut.

A silver strand of hair brushed across his nose, startling him. Riku woke, looking around.

He was in a room. It was dark, and there was nothing there but him. No people, no furniture, no nothing. Not even the darkness. Light. Dark.

Whatever he thought about, the opposite happened. He thought darkness, and light appeared. He though about the light, and darkness appeared.

Riku was scared. He needed company. I don't need anything with me in this room, he thought, hoping it had the effect he wanted it too.

It did. There was a flash of light, in which Riku knew everything about life, the secrets, the whispers, what lay behind doors…

1.…

How did that get there?

Riku's brain throbbed with all the knowledge, and just as he grasped what he should do about Sora, the flash went away, and Riku was left with, once again, nothing.

Except.

Except a small card that had flitted down to his feet. Riku picked it up. On the piece of paper was a name. Riku looked at this name. Why hadn't it been obvious before? Of course! Everything made sense now.

I do not want to get out of here.

And he was free.

"What'd think is keeping Riku?" Kairi asked, sipping leisurely at her drink.

Sora laughed, grabbing the drink off the girl and mimicking her actions. "Hey, Kairi, chill. It's coke in a mug, not some tropical drink you can get on Destiny Islands or whatever that place is called."

Kairi scowled. "I allowed to dream," she said, snatching the mug off Sora.

Sora chuckled again, and then pulled out his phone and dialed Riku's number.

"Hello?"

Sora gasped. "Roxas? What the hell?"

"Oh, ah, hi Sora."

There was a thud, and then Riku's voice was on the line.

"Hey, Sora! How are you?"

Sora winced. Riku sounded way too cheery. "Look," he said acidly into the phone. "If you're going to be all up my brother, it's not my problem, okay? It's Axel's."

Riku gasped. "What? Huh? No, no! We're not- he's not- I… Argh! Listen Sora, please!

Sora cut in. "Why are you trying to explain yourself to me? I don't care who you're with. It's not like we're gay together!" Sora felt angry. In fact, he felt so angry that he shoved the phone at Kairi, before running into the kitchen and throwing a plate at the ground.

Meiko jumped. "Sora!" she gasped, turning around. "What in the heavens of-"

"Ahh! Mom! Help me! My heart hurts!" the angst-filled brunette cried, clinging to his mother, crying.

In the other room, Kairi heard all this, shocked. "Hello?" she said politely, holding the cell phone gingerly to her ear.

"What? Kairi?"

"Riku? You- you're… Roxas, really, Riku?"

"No, we're not-"

"Is it just because they're twins? You can't get Sora, so you decide to take a play his brother, hoping that the fucking hair colour could be ignored?"

"Huh? The hell!"

"That's low, Riku," she growled into the phone. "Even for you."

Riku stared at the phone numbly. Then he looked up at Roxas. "They think we're in love. Or, at least, making love."

Axel scoffed. "While I'm in the room?" he paused, thinking. "Well, yeah, sure I'm into that, but seriously? My own boyfriend?" Axel chuckled, tugging Roxas to him and kissing him fair on the lips.

Axel was a ferocious kisser. He somehow released the tamed beast within Roxas. After coaxing a reaction from Roxas, Axel got kind of excited. He started to do things. Things that Riku didn't want to see.

So the silver haired boy cleared this throat.

Roxas froze, slipping down to hide in his boyfriend's chest, his face almost as red and the hair cascading out above him.

Axel laughed, not even mildly fazed. "Mine," he growled, playfully at Riku, and they both laughed, Roxas eventually joining in.

Roxas sighed. "Okay, so about Sora, you've just gotta let him do his own thing. I mean sure, give him a few hints, but don't force him into anything, okay?"

Riku glared at the blonde boy in front of him. "What do you think I've been doing?"

Axel smirked. "Not dropping hints?"

Riku went to say something, nut he stopped, realized that Axel was right. The smirk on the tall man's face grew, and Riku sat there, thinking of a plan.

"Kairi?"

"Yeah?"

"Well, I want you to ask someone out for me."

Kairi looked up. Sora was sitting with he face tucked into his knees, and Kairi could just picture how red he was underneath the mass of brown spikes. "Ooh," she exclaimed, putting down her lip gloss. "Who? Who?"

"Well…" Sora chickened out. "Rikku."

Kairi's eyes flashed with joy. "Oh my god, I knew you liked him!"

"Him?" Sora looked at her confused, whilst in his mind he was wondering. Was it seriously that obvious? Crap! Save myself! Quickly!

"Well, yeah, ya know, silver haired, aqua eyed prick?"

Sora laughed. He dismissed the thought of loving his best guy friend away with a swat of his hand. "No, no, I mean girl Rikku. As in acrobats captain." Sora sighed inwardly. Why did he have the feeling he was now caught in a storm of lies from here on in?

Kairi looked disappointed. "Oh, the girl."

Sora scoffed. "What - do you think I'm gay or something?"

Kairi looked away. "No," she stammered. "Not gay, just…" she frantically searched for the right word. "Open-minded."

Sora chuckled. "Nice save. Anyway, can you do that for me?"

Kairi nodded. Once she thought about it, those two would actually be a really good couple. She was blonde with tanned skin, and always had a smile on her face. She was like Sora, except she was way more outgoing.

Sora grinned. "Thanks."

Secretly, Sora and Rikku were great friends. Roxas and her older brother had been in a band together once, so they'd known each other through that. Then the band broke up, and Rikku and Sora never really hung out after that.

They still texted each other all the time though. Roxas hated Rikku's brother, so they couldn't actually hang out, as her brother hated Roxas in return.

Sora whipped out his phone. He went to contacts and picked out Rikku's name. Wincing at the fact he automatically clicked Riku's name without thinking, he unselected it, and picked the name below.

Hey plz pretend to be my gf? 2 much to explain right now but plz? Kairi is gunna ask u out 4 me. Say yes and u shall be rewarded. Thnx