Konoha Public...Enemy?
By Herm-Own-Ninny879

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Author's Note: Yay! I got me some reviews ;) Enjoy the chapter!


Chapter Three: Welcome to the Real World

"Name?"

"Uh…Uchiha Sasuke."

"Age?"

"Eighteen, Senior."

"So you are placed in advanced Calculus, and the Talented and Gifted program," the lady at the front desk of the school said, looking through his folder, and she peered at him through beetle-like glasses. Chibi, Rika (Chibi's best friend), and another boy—Sasuke forgot the guy's name—stood outside the office, talking lightly. Sasuke felt a little embarrassed doing this. He didn't even know what he was doing.

"Yes, ma'am," he said glumly. He looked at the nameplate on the desk—Morizawa, Hikari. "—Morizawa-san."

Morizawa-san smiled and handed him his daily schedule after punching in a few letters onto her keyboard. The computers here looked oddly different from the ones in Konoha—smaller, and more compact, it seemed.

"Thank you," Sasuke said politely, bowing. Morizawa-san blushed and nodded, waving her hand away from him.

Why are all the young men at this school so cute?

"What's your schedule?" Chibi exclaimed, taking Sasuke's paper out of his hands—well, more like grabbing the paper.

"Well…uh…I really didn't get a chance to look at it yet, did I?" Sasuke said, a little affronted. Chibi's eyes widened, and she apologetically handed him back the paper.

"Sorry about that," she said, looking really sorry about it. Sasuke smiled.

"No problem," he said, looking at it. He stared at the sheaf of papers in his hand confusedly.

SCHEDULE FOR: Uchiha Sasuke, 12th Grade.

A-DAY:

Period 1: AP Calculus, Room 324, Kamikaze-sensei

Period 2: Honors Lit/World History, AP class, Room 223, Kazuki-sensei

Period 3: NJROTC, Room 200, Captain Zetzu-sensei

Period 4: Study Hall, Room 200, Captain Zetzu-sensei



B-DAY:

Period 5: Critical Thinking, Room 325, Yuuki-sensei

Period 6: Chemistry, Room 145, Kazuki-sensei

Period 7: Physical Education, School Gym, Coach Baki

Period 8: Study Hall, Room 200, Captain Zetzu-sensei

Sasuke was utterly confused. What the hell was an 'A-Day' or a 'B-Day?' He looked at Chibi or Rika for help, and even the guy whose name he forgot. Chibi took his schedule gently and tried to explain the best manner possible.

"Okay, every other day, you follow the A-Day, or B-Day schedule. Today is a B-Day, so you're going to your fifth period classes up to your eighth. Then tomorrow, it's an A-day, so you follow period's one through four. Each class is like…an hour and thirty minutes long, something around ninety to ninety-five minutes per class. Rika and I are in most of your classes, I see…but then we don't have P.E., but Kazu does," she said, pointing out the other boy. Ah, so his name was 'Kazu.' Sasuke nodded weakly.

"Uh…I think I get it," he said, finally. Chibi smiled at him, and they walked down the hallway, up a flight of stairs, and to the third floor. The building wasn't the best of buildings, but it was nicely furnished, and the halls were kept clean. If Sasuke were back at the Ninja Academy, or even Orochimaru's hideout, the halls would've been filled with blood, depending on Orochimaru's mood, or if students had a scuffle in the hallways of the academy, or possibly dead bodies, or maybe some kunai knives (but no dead bodies at the Academy, though.). They opened the door to a spacious-looking classroom overlooking a river, and the desks were neatly proportioned.

Sasuke warily looked around the classroom for a place to sit, and he tried to look for a familiar face. He took an empty seat next to Chibi, and to no avail, found anyone he knew.

He would've even wanted to see Sakura.

At least one familiar face.

"Yuuki-sensei's going to give you your class syllabus," Chibi explained, pointing at the board. Sasuke scanned it and read the homework: Read David Copperfield (by Charles Dickens), chapters 1-5, and be ready to start your project on 19th Century London, England. It was all written in Katakana and Kanji, which really helped him.

But what was 19th Century London, England? Maybe he could search it up on the computer back at his apartment.

"Can you read the Kanji?" Chibi asked. Sasuke nodded. He was about to grab the planner he packed out of his bag, but the door opened once more, and two girls stepped in.

One of them was dark-haired, and looked exactly like Chibi, except for the fact that this girl had red highlights.

But behind the girl was someone familiar.

Someone with bright, pink hair and pale green eyes.

"SAKURA?" Sasuke exclaimed. The girl shot up.

"SASUKE?" she screamed, and covered her mouth, looking around at the students in the classroom, who were staring at her; particularly Kokuei and another girl with blond highlights that looked exactly like her.

Sasuke stood up from his chair, and muttered an 'excuse me' to Chibi, Rika, and Kazu, and walked towards a bewildered Sakura, grabbed her wrist tightly, and dragged her out the door, and shut it behind them.

The class sat in their seats, dumbfounded. Kokuei and Chibi scowled at each other as Kokuei took her seat by the window.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" Sasuke hissed at her. Sakura shrugged, looking completely pissed.

"How am I supposed to know, and stop shouting!" she hissed back, scanning the hallway for anyone suspicious approaching. "It's not my fault we ended up in this weird place!"

"Maybe Sendo-sama did this!" she said, pacing around the area in which he stood. Sasuke gaped at him.

"Sendo-sama is a Shino—!" Sasuke began, but Sakura blocked his mouth with her hand, and some of her fingers actually went inside his mouth, nearly gagging him. Sasuke swatted her hand away.

"Holy shitcakes Batman!" Sasuke gasped, gagging after her hand went away. "Your hands taste like expired rose-smelling lotion!" he grimaced. Sakura rolled her eyes, wiping her mouth on her handkerchief, disgusted.

"My mother forced me to put it on this morning," she sighed, and then she scowled, "Don't say that out here! There might be some spies from Sunagakure or Otogaku—" Sakura began, but once she said 'Otogakure,' Sasuke scowled. "Uh…sorry," she mumbled, turning a faint shade of red.

"Whatever," Sasuke scowled. "Now what are we going to do?"

"I don't know, live it out here for a while, try to get to know the city-folk…" she sighed.

Sasuke looked at her with a hard look.

"Maybe we were sent here for a reason?" he suggested, folding his arms. Sakura shrugged.

"Pro-ba-ba-leey," she said in syllables. "Let's just learn about this place. Where are you stationed at?"

"Dunno; this apartment building a few blocks away from here."

"I'll go over to your apartment, and we'll research about this Japan place, and I'll research about this really weird-sounding place, 'America,' where my transcript papers say I'm from," she sighed. "Then maybe we could at least learn to survive in this odd place."

"True," Sasuke muttered. "I'm going in the classroom, if you don't mind," he said, walking past her, and into the room. Sakura rolled her eyes and followed him.


Author's Note: Sorry that chapter was so short. I promise a longer one next time!