Chapter 23… wooooooow, this got far… still not many reviews but hey, I'm trying to not be picky, and I wanted to give special thanks to elriclover07 who has commented on almost every chapter this chapter's gonna be fun like the last one… well I'm gonna try
Disclaimer: I don't own fullmetal alchemist, come on people you need to catch on faster
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"can someone hand me the blow-dryer?" asked winry standing over a wriggling Akane. they had decided that they were going to get her cleaned up and on a date with Edward, to get her in the chair they had to strap her down.
Riza handed winry a blow-dryer and winry began drying Akane's sopping hair, now fresh and clean from a recent shower.
Izumi and Riza got to work on her makeup. Riza did eyes, and izumi did lips.
After about an hour of primping and hair doing, and makeup applying, they finished and had forcefully put Akane in a layered halter top, with a boat-neck underneath.
"why are you guy's doing this?" asked Akane while they decided what shoes she would wear.
"because we need to get you two on a real date." Riza said holding a pair of light blue stilettos loosely in her right hand.
"Put these on." Said izumi handing her a pair of dark blue high heels.
"uh you guys, if I wear these Ed will feel like a bean." Said Akane holding one shoe in each hand.
"don't worry, the boy's will take extra precaution to make sure that doesn't happen, besides you guy's are the same height." Said winry smiling.
"ya so you're a bean too." Said Riza chuckling.
"who's a bean!?" said Akane infuriated a mirror image of Ed.
The girls looked taken aback at her Ed-like reaction, then they laughed at how much they were alike.
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"ha, ha, it's like doing a girls hair." Roy laughed as he put Ed's hair in a pony tail. Since Al and roy were alchemists and Ed was… well Ed they had alchemically got him in a chair with steel holding him back.
"shut up." mumbled a very unhappy Ed.
Al laughed. "ya brother, you have great hair it is like a girl." He said forgetting to try to hide his amusement.
Roy and Al couldn't handle it anymore and burst out laughing. They laughed so hard that roy had to redo Ed's pony tail, and Al had to find a way to get right side up again.
Finally after roy and Al finished laughing and Roy did Ed's hair lie forty billion times, they had given Edward his shoes and de-attached him from his chair.
"what if she's wearing huge high heels? Then what do I do? I'll look like a… a…" Edward said stammering on his last word.
"a bean? Ya you are fullmetal, a fullmetal bean." Said roy flatly.
"who's a bean!?" yelled Ed. Al sighed, he just cant control himself.
"come on, your both the same height anyway what's one night?" asked roy shoving Ed out the door.
At the same time Riza, izumi, and winry were doing the same thing with Akane. they pushed their respective lovers to a deserted spot near a river, with a table and chairs already set up with food and candles.
Ed saw Akane being pushed towards him and he was being pushed towards her, until finally they were pushed on top of each other.
Then everyone else seemed to disappear like smoke. Ed fell on top of Akane, and they blushed from such strange close proximity, and Ed rolled off her.
They looked at the table.
"it makes you wonder if they were planning this." Said Akane staring at the neat table.
"there's three state class alchemist's, they probably alchemized it." Said Ed walking over to a chair, and pulling it out.
Akane stared blankly waiting for him to sit, he caught on and motioned for her to sit, still all that went through her mind was elevator music.
"you're supposed to sit." Said Ed demonstrating for her, the getting up allowing her to sit down.
"I knew that… I was just testing you." Said Akane pushing her chair closer to the table.
Ed sat down on the other side.
They stared at the food but didn't eat… you never know what could have happened to this food.
"I'm not really hungry." Said Akane quickly putting her elbows on the table and resting her chin on her hand.
"ya me neither." Ed said also putting his elbows on the table and resting his chin in his hands.
"GET YOUR ELBOWS OFF THE TABLE!" yelled a voice from somewhere around them.
Ed and Akane jumped.
"were not alone." Said Ed in a hushed tone.
"ya." Mumbled Akane.
"lets go somewhere else." Ed said grabbing Akane's hand and leading her into the woods.
"where are we going?" asked Akane wondering if they were going to run into any DEVIL SPAWN RACOONS.
"somewhere." Ed said dragging her around a tree and through an unmarked path.
They stopped by a river.
Akane put her hands in her pockets.
"holy crap!" she exclaimed.
"what?" asked Ed.
"I have pockets." She said extremely happy with her discovery.
"Edward." She said in a singsong voice, clutching something in her hand.
"Yes?" asked Ed.
Akane took his left hand and put something and closed it into a fist.
"see what it is genius." She said amused at his slow genius-ness.
He opened his hand and found a small silver key on a chain.
"what's this?" He asked, holding out the key.
"the key to my heart." Said Akane smiling. She rummaged between the halter and boat neck and found what she was looking for.
She pulled out a sliver heart on a chain with an opening in the middle for a key to fit.
"I made them when we were looking for a way back to central." She said putting it back in her shirt. Ed put his own on around his neck.
He wrapped his arms around her waist and looked at her in the eyes for a while. Until finally they kissed, long and deep.
FLASH… FLASH, FLASH. Click, click FLASH.
Ed and Akane broke apart, blinded by a camera. they looked in the direction of the flashes still coming in a steady stream.
Behind the camera they saw roy, smiling broadly.
"no where's safe from these people!" Ed yelled.
He pulled Akane to a dense part of the forest; amazingly there was still river here.
They sat down by the river, and intertwined fingers.
"Nice, fullmetal pipsqueak got yourself a girlfriend at last." Said a voice behind them, that Edward knew all too well.
Edward and Akane stood up.
"envy?" Ed called. Why the hell was envy here?" he thought to himself.
"who?" asked Akane blankly.
"hey sweet." Said envy coming closer to them.
Ed alchemized his automail into a blade.
"Akane alchemize something!" yelled Ed at her slow reaction to this threat.
"cant, twenty four hours." Said Akane pointing at her eyes.
"are you serious?" asked Ed.
"ya... I'll… here we go." Akane said picking up a huge jagged rock and trusting it at envy's head with a light grunt.
It his and made a huge gash on the side of his head. But it quickly healed and reverted to it's original state.
Akane looked at Ed.
"jinkoo?" she asked.
"homunculus." Said Ed frowning and clenching his teeth at the thing before him.
"well I thought you would know who I was princess." Said envy moving towards them.
Akane looked at envy, he even looked like sakura, the hair color was different of course, but he had the same sadistic smile as her, the same way of speech, that eerie way of movement that made your skin crawl.
"don't call me that." Said Akane angrily she frowned and clenched her teeth two.
Envy inspected them with his eyes. "you guy's on a date?" he asked. He seemed so laid back, there had to be more going on, why the hell would envy decide to just have a chat with them? With Ed his biggest enemy. No there's no chance in hell envy would do this just for a chat, not a chance.
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I was gonna give you guy's a cliffy when envy fist stared talking but I decided to give a little more in depth stuff you know. Anyway I want to go to sleep, so this is all you get. And I get to be Jane Austen for living wax museum!! Wow, somehow I'm the only one who doesn't see the irony in that.. where's the irony in that!?!?!?! Anyway please hope you enjoyed this, in reality it's for my enjoyment not yours… heh heh heh, but it there are any suggestions to put in before I finish the story a few chapters please tell me them in either PM's or comments so please comment, I will see if I like your request I will write a nice long chapter on it. Or a few chapters if it's good enough
Wow this is long. It's like my PM's