Chapter 24 ,I think, anyway I'm kinda in a stump because envy wasn't originally supposed to show up. I just got bored and decided to throw a curve ball that not even I expected so I'm gonna try to get out of this awkwardness smoothly…. Pray I do it right

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"Envy what are you doing here?" Edward scowled.

"ya!" exclaimed Akane, not knowing what kind of name envy was. "he is a boy right?" asked Akane quietly leaning over to talk to Ed.

"why don't you ask em?" mumbled Ed. "cuz I've never been sure myself I just guessed." Said Edward a little louder than he expected. Envy heard them.

"IM A BOY, DAMN IT!" yelled Envy practically foaming at the mouth.

"oh ya, what boy wears a skirt?!" asked Akane, enjoying herself thoroughly, as was Edward.

"IT'S A SKWART!" Envy yelled, though he sounded like a retard with a speech problem.

"no it's not." Edward said quirking an eyebrow and putting his hand to his chin to think. "what do you think?" he asked Akane turning to her.

"dunno." Said Akane doing the same.

"PIPSQEAK!! YOU AND YOUR BEAN ARE GONNA…ARGH!!" he yelled but remembered he couldn't kill Edward, and if he killed Akane Edward would either die or kill envy in the blink of an eye.

"prove it." Said Akane wondering how the hell he would do that. But then envy started lifting his "swart" to "prove it" to them.

"ew! I don't want to see that, put it down!" yelled Ed shielding his eyes. "jeeze envy do you want to blind us? No one wants to see that!" Edward exclaimed checking if it was okay to look. He turned to Akane. "do you want to see it?" he asked.

"nope, I don't want to see a bisexual palm tree's underwear." Said Akane, cringing and smiling.

"you two are stupid." Said Envy giving up.

"answer my question, why are you here." Asked Ed.

"got nothing better to do." Said Envy shrugging his shoulders. "plus I wanted to check up on the fullmetal pipsqueak." Said Envy smiling at Edwards nickname, that he himself picked out… like a five year old.

"that's not true." Said Akane

"well, also I wanted to give you guy's a few words of wisdom." Envy said.

"your dishonest." Said Edward.

"yes pipsqueak, I'm dishonest, but you can always trust me to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones like yourselves you have to watch out for, you never know when they'll do something incredibly…" while Envy was busy with his oh so important words of "wisdom" Edward had heard the word pipsqueak for about the third or fourth time and he was done. He put the palms of his hands together and put on the trunk of a he tree next to him and a huge alchemized wooden beam came swinging at envy, and right past him.

"…stupid." He finished after Edwards beautifully alchemized beam finished its journey past him.

"what was that for pipsq…" Envy began but the beam wasn't done with him so it seems, and it came back swinging harder and faster. It came and hit him in the back of the head; he hit the ground face forward.

"stop calling me a pipsqeak!" yelled Ed from his spot by the tree, though by this time he was in the tree… we still don't know why though.

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The End!! Well of this chappy, I had fun writing the last few chapters, well at least we have some not so emo chapters now right?! Anyway I'm thinking of changing the name, because I already have how the story is gonna end and it revolves around the new name, so think I'm gonna try and change it… to something kewler

PS. SORRY IT WAS SHORT! DON'T EAT ME! TT please