"That's not fair! You've stolen enough of my money as it is!" Kakuzu whined.

"For good causes! Meghan, make him spend his mola!" Rey demanded.

Meghan nodded, still staring into space.

"Oh! The bus stopped!" Rey exclaimed, hopping off the bus.

In the mall…

"Ok! So I've thought up some rules, and all of you must oblige to them!" Pein announced, handing out neatly folded scrolls.

RULE 1: NO KILLING!

RULE 2: NO EATING PEOPLE!

RULE 3: NO STEALING!

RULE 4: NO JUTSU!

RULE 5: NO FIGHTING!

RULE 6: NO RAPING!

RULE 7: NO PROSTITUTION!

RULE 9: THERE IS NO RULE 8!

RULE 11: NOR IS THERE RULE 10!

RULE 12: THERE IS A RULE 12!

RULE 13: RESPECT RULES!

RULE 14: MEET AT CAFÉ IN FOUR HOURS!

RULE 15: PEIN IS KICK-ASS!

RULE 16: RE-READ RULES!

RULE 17: RE-READ RULES AGAIN!

RULE 18: RE-READ RULES AGAIN!

RULE 19: RE-READ AGAIN!

RULE 20: RE-READ RULES ONCE MORE!

RULE 21: HAVE FUN!

Kakuzu shared expressions with Meghan, Hidan, Zetsu, Tobi, Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Konan, and Rey, whom all looked dumfounded.

"Those are a lot of rules…" Hidan mused.

"Yes, and you are expected to follow all of them! That includes you too, Zetsu!" Pein scoffed.

Rey only read the rules once, before crumbling it up and tossing it to Kakuzu.

He scowled at her; obviously not pleased with the situation she was putting him in.

"You're a man, you'll live!" she sneered.

She was scrutinizing him, and he knew it, but he decided not to instigate anything that would result in a punishment.

Pein signaled the group it was time to shop, so without hesitation they scurried away.

"Kakuzu! Kakuzu! Let's go to the food store!" Rey pleaded, dragging him to the small K-Mart.

He sighed and reluctantly followed her.

"Okay, I'll wait here. You go find a few things you want to eat," Kakuzu said casually.

She frowned at him, but ran down the aisles anyways. When she found the candy aisle, she expected to find many packages of her favorite snack; fuzzy peaches. But there was only one left. She sprinted to the snack bag, not knowing Tobi was about a meter from grabbing it. She ran straight in to him, both sent flying backwards.

"Ouch…" Tobi whined.

"Oh, Tobi! Fancy seeing you here! So, what're you looking for?" Rey asked, her eyes still focused on the candy.

"The Fuzzy Peaches," he replied.

"Strange. So am I, but there seems to be only one left so… GIMME THOSE FUZZY PEACHES!"

"NO!"

Meanwhile, Kakuzu was observing the two bickering… over Fuzzy Peaches. With a groan of agony, he started his way towards them.

"I swear to god, if you don't give me those Fuzzy Peaches, I'll-"
"Rey, control yourself," Kakuzu warned, glaring at her.

Rey stopped dead in her tracks, loosening her grip on the candy bag.

"S-Sorry Kakuzu-san, I-"

"Let's go."

"Okay, you know you spent seventy-five percent of our time fighting over those stupid candies! Now we only have time to go to one more!" Kakuzu scolded her, waving his arms as he did so.

"Well, I know where we're going, and you have no say in it!"