Me: Okay, so. Kakuzu, do the honors.

Kakuzu: How much will you pay me?

Me: Nothing. Just do it before I twist the story and you'll be so embarrassed that you won't come out of your room for a millennium.

Kakuzu: Fine. You'll pay for this. Get it? Pay for this? Haha!

Me: -.-' not funny at all… Just do it. I'm getting out the paper and beginning the le-

Kakuzu: Urgh!

Kakuzu: You do not own me, or anybody in the show. If you did, Naruto would die and the Akatsuki would live. Rated T for Hidan's fucking mouth.

Me: Thanks you!

Chapter Three

"And where would that be?" Kakuzu asked, knowing the answer was obvious.

"The S&M shop, dumbass!" Rey practically yelled, the surrounding people giving her a weird look.

"Let's just go already," Kakuzu stormed.

The S&M shop was very disturbing to Kakuzu. Rey on the other hand didn't seem to mind. Is this what she always does in her spare time? He pondered the though for a moment, but was quickly interrupted.

"Hey! Kuzu-koi! Let's get a gag!" Rey smirked, wrapping it around his head.

Soon she had buried him in… hell, he didn't even know what to call it.

"Hey, HEEDUN!"

Kakuzu glanced to the left, catching a glimpse of his white-haired partner.

"It's HIDAN to you, you fucking dumbshit!" he retorted, insulted.

"Whatever… anyways why are you here?" she asked.

"It was Zetsu's idea," he replied bluntly.

"Speaking of which, what other stores did you and your girlfriend go to, you pedophile?" Hidan mused.

"She is not my girlfriend! She's just…"

"Your fuckbuddy?"

"NO! She's my-"

"Your f-"

"Hidan, shut up! She's a close… friend."

"Baww… Kuzu has a crush " Hidan snickered.

"Shut your hole!" Kakuzu snapped back.

Kakuzu was glad he had a white mask thing to hide his face, because it was burning red at that moment.

"Oi, Kuzu-Koi, I've got everything we need. Now let's go," Rey shouted from across the room. With another groan of agony, Kakuzu reluctantly paid for the items and the two headed off.

By the time the two had gathered at the food court as planned, they were originally about twenty minutes late, but so were the others.

"I'm hungry! Kakuzu, do something!" Rey whined, jabbing Kakuzu with a stick.

"You can wait." He said angrily

"No, I can't!" she replied dramatically, managing to fake a few tears.

"Fine, fine… I'll buy you ramen, only if you promise to stop bugging me!" Kakuzu warned, taking out some yen, and then headed off to the food court with the rather jumpy girl.

"Two bowls of ramen." Kakuzu said, obviously bored.

The cashier smiled and told the amount of yen that the ramen would cost, and within five minutes Rey was slurping madly.

"Shey Kakushzu tshodshay wash a greasht day don'sh you agreech?" Rey said while her mouth was full.

"Come again?" Kakuzu asked.

Rey then spat her ramen all over Kakuzu's face, and when she was done, he blinked a few times before she bursted in to laughter.

"Eh heh, sorry… Kind of. So I said today was a great day."

"Sure, I guess. If you call getting dragged around by some crazy chick, getting forced to buy stripper stuff and getting food spat on your face is your idea of fun, well then sure."

Rey smiled and laughed again. Hidan came to make another one of his rude remarks.

"The fuck did you do now, you-"

"Hidan, shut up."

Then the group left back to the lair, and Rey finally calmed down. When she say Kakuzu still had noodles all over his face, she wondered what happened. Turns out she forgot everything that happened that day, and was even more confused at the S&M bag. When she asked Kakuzu what they did that day, he just laughed. It was the first time she heard him laugh.

The end.

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