VIII: Innocence
Characters/Pairings: America, Canada, OC Mexico. Sort-of-European Union.
Genre: Humour.
Rating: T (just to be safe)
Warnings: Whiney America, OC Mexico. Canada not being as innocent as you think.
DISCLAIMER: Nope. Still don't own it.
"It's not fair!" America protested, stomping his foot and pouting. "Just 'cause we're not part of Europe, they won't even let us in the building!"
"Well, I hate to break it to you, chico," Mexico sighed, flipping her ponytail over her shoulder, "But the organization is called the European Union. We're North America. They're really not going to let us in."
"Yeah, but it's laaaame~! I mean, seriously, what're they doing in there that we're not allowed in?" America whined.
Canada looked up at the bleak sky, hands in his pockets, and grinned. "Isn't it obvious?" He asked of the two. "They're having an orgy."
A/N: What? Don't look at me like that. Canada was raised by France. The guy's anything but innocent, no matter how much you try to deny it.
Don't you know? It's always the quiet ones. And our dear Matthew is probably the quietest of them all.
Review, please, even if it's only to tell me I'm insane.