Pokekid716: Yes, I know, this is both a year over due, and short.

Mark: And why is that?

Pokekid716: My computer broke, so... me no type.

Fans: GET HER! -attacks with sporks-

Pokekid716: AHH!! -runs-

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Square Enix does, I just own myself, and Mark... I think...

"Huh, where am I?" Pokekid mumbled, still half dazed. "WHERE'S THE GIANT MARSHMALLOW?!"

"You okay?" a familiar voice said. Looking up, Pokekid noticed a girl, in a pink skirt and a white tank top, with short red hair. She was in the middle of a green-ish colored room, and was laying on a bed, which had green sheets.

"I guess..." Pokekid replied, she still had a headach from the fight, and was to tired move.

"Those creatures that attacked you are after the keyblade," the girl began, "but it's your heart they want, because you weild the keyblade."

"Im so glad that your okay, Kairi."

"Kairi? Who are you talking about?" she asked, "I'm the great ninja Yuffie!" she said, in a voice that didnt belong to her. Then, in a bright flash of light, the girl who Pokekid had spent her childhood with, turned into a diffrent woman, with black hair and dark black eyes. "I think you might've overdone it, Squall."

"That's Leon." the man who who spoke to her outside of the accessory shop said, clearly annoyed.

"The Keyblade..." Pokekid exclaimed.

"Yeah, we had to get it away from you to shake off those creatures." the woman, named Yuffie, explained, "It turns out that's how they were tracking you."

"It was the only way to conceal your heart from them." the man named Leon continued, "But it won't work for long. Still hard to believe that you of all people are the chosen one." As he said this, he picked up Pokekid's Keyblade, and swung it in the air and it disappeared in a flash of light, only to reappear in Pokekid's hand. "Well, I suppose beggars can't be choosers."

"Why don't you start making sense!" Pokekid exclaimed, "What's going on here?"

"Okay, you know there are many other worlds out there, besides this town and your own, right?" Yuffie asked, apparently she liked being the one to tell people whats going on.

"Yeah," Pokekid answered. "But whats happening?"

"Be patient!" Leon roared.

"Leon! We talked about this, if you want to get something out, take it out on the heartless!" Yuffie exclaimed. "Anyways, the worlds have always been secret, because they've never been connected. When the Heartless came, everything changed."

"The Heartless?" Pokekid asked, still confused about what was happening.

"The ones who attacked you, you remember?" Yuffie asked, trying to calm Pokekid down.

"Those without hearts." Leon explained.

"Well thats creative!" Pokekid remarked.

"They're attracked to the darkness in people's hearts," Yuffie said.

"And there is darkness within every heart, including yours," Leon explained.

"Okay... thats creepy," Pokekid remarked.

"Hey, have you heard of someone named Ansem?" Yuffie asked, changing the subject before Pokekid could be completely weirded out.

"Ansem?" Pokekid said again.

"He was studuing the Heartless. He recordeed all of his finding in a very detailed report."

"Can I read it? Maybe that will help me make sense of things."

"Its pages are scattered everywhere, too many worlds."

"So... whats so special about this?" Pokekid asked, holding up her keyblade.

"The Heartless have great fear of the Keyblade," Leon explained, "That's why they'ss keep coming after you, no matter what."

"Well, what did I do to deserve this?" Pokekid asked.

"The Keyblade chooses its master," Yuffie explained "And it chose you."

"So, tough luck," Leon remarked.

"How did all this happen?" Pokekid asked, "I remember being in my room... Wait a minute! What happened to my home? My island? Riku! Kairi!"

"You know what? I really dont't know."

"Hey, I hear the Keyblade can unlock all kinds of things," Yuffie stated, " Why don't you try unlocking that chest over there, on that table."

"Okay..." Pokekid said. Just because it looked like a key, didnt exacly have to mean it was a key. "Like this?" she asked, whacking the chest with the Keyblade. "Ya know, its kinda stupid thinking that this will open-" at that moment the chest opened energetically, "by me whacking it with a giant key..."

"Told ya! You owe me 500 munny Squall!" Yuffie said excitedly.

"Thats Leon!" Leon roared, slamming a small pouch on the table.

"Oh yeah, and this stuff is called Munny," Yuffie said, holding up the bag. She then removed a small, glowing orb from the pouch. "No matter where you go, Munny talks."

Suddenly, another shadow like creature, like the one that appeared when the man had lost his heart in second district, appeared in the middle of the room.

"Yuffie, go!" Leon roared, whipping out his half gun-half sword. "Pokekid, let's go!" he said, whacking the heartless with his gunblade and knocking it out the window, which he then jumped out of himself. Pokekid on the other hand, followed Yuffie down the stairs.

Pokekid716: -Is running-

Fans: -Is chasing Pokekid716 with sporks-

Pokekid716: Okay, im tired of running -stops running-

Fans: -Stops chasing- Aww...

Pokekid716: If im running, how will I ever be able to update?

Mark/Sora: This is true.

Fans: Fine, but update more, or we'll bring text books!

Pokekid716: NOO!! NOT EDUCATION!!