Ch 7 Drunk

When Ash and Arceus arrived home they saw a lot of humans walking around. "How did humans get here?" Ash asked. "Dad it just us." One of them said. It was a she with long brown hair in a black dress. "Giratina?" Ash asked. "Yes. Why don't you turn into your human forms and join us." Giratina said. They did and saw around 28 people in the hall. "Surprise." They said. "What's going on?" Arceus asked. "Well when you guys were away we learned from a lady that we can transform too." A girl that looked like may said. "Was she named I am?" Arceus asked. "Yap and she looked like the human form of me but older." The girl that looked like Dawn said. "And you are?" Ash asked. "Articuno." She said.

"So how did being human go?" The Jimmy guy said. "Good, except Ash lost Pikachu." Arceus said. Ash was shaking at the name. "That's so sad." The legendary that looked like Delia said. "Thanks..." Ash said. "Ho-oh." She said. "Why don't we turn back into our legendary forms. I can't tell who's who except for Articuno and Ho-oh." Arceus said. Then they did. "Much better." Arceus said.

"Now what do we do?" Zapdoes asked. "Let's first cheer Ash up." Arceus said. "Thanks." Ash said. "I know." Celebi said. Then she got out a tea cup out. "It's apple juice." She said. "Let me heat it up it looks cold." Moltres said. Then he touched it. Ash soon grabbed it. "You idiot. It might have turned into vinegar." Celebi said. "Sorry." The fire bird said. Ash took a drink. "It's good." Ash said. "Then it's not vinegar." Palkia said.

"Can I have another?" Ash asked. "Sure." Celebi said. Then she got out more apple juice. "Now heat it up." Ash said. "Are you sure?" Arceus asked. "Yeah. What ever they made I like it." Ash said. Then he had more wine.

(Much later that night.)

After his 200th wine Ash was totally drunk. "That's enough for you." Celebi said. "Yeah I'm tired." Moltres said. "Come on guys just one more." Ash said drunkly. "Sorry. But I think you had enough." Celebi said. Then they went to bed. Ash looked at them then headed home. Behind him was Heatran. "So Ash do you like Arceus?" Heatran said, knowing he was drunk would tell the truth. "Reah. We're like two peas in a.. pod." Ash paused to hold in his barf. "We're like soul mates." "So do you like me?" Heatran kept the questions on until Ash became angry. "Stop questing me." Ash said. Then he entered his and Arceus room. "Good night." Heatran said. Once Ash got into their king size bed he started to have sex with Arceus. Once he was done he went off into a drunk coma.

When they woke up they screamed. Then realized they live in the same bed. "It's so weird sleeping in a king size bed." Arceus said. "Yeah. I want my own room." Ash said. "Good idea." Arceus said. Then they decided to move Ash out of the room. They used the empty room across from their room to be Ash's new room.

Once they were done Heatran gave Ash a drink. "No thanks I'm still dizzy from yesterday." Ash refused. "Come on you'll feel better." Heatran said. "If he said no then no." Arceus said. This scared Heatran. "Wounder what that was about?" Ash asked. "Sometimes I wonder about him too." Arceus said.

They flew to the training room when Kyogre said. "There's an egg in the nursery." This confused the legendaries in training hall. Arceus and Ash didn't make any new eggs any time soon. Then the two originals flew to the nursery. Just as Kyogre said there was an egg in the nursery. It had flames on it. "That's weird." Ash said. "Very." Arceus said. Then a Dawn the size of them appeared. "Who are you?" Arceus said. "Don't you remember me?" She asked. "Articuno?" Ash asked. "No." She said. "Mom?" Ash said. She nodded yes.

"How come you're here?" Arceus asked. "Because the angel of darkness will be born in a few months." She said. "The angle of darkness you mean this egg?" Ash asked. "No this is the angel of light. The angel of darkness will be born like your kids." Their mom said. "So which one will it be?" Ash asked. "I can't say." She said. "Oh. And mom we heard form our friends and families that you taut them to transform." Ash said. "Yes it was written in their DNA." She said. "Will our other creations do this?" Arceus asked. "No. It is no their nature. When you create more of them they will not have this power, well unless you give them the ability to transform." She said. "Do these brand new eggs have this DNA?" Ash asked. "Yes. But any other legendaries you create that are not from yourselves will not have this ability." She said

"Bye." I am said. "Wait. What if we fall in love with a human. If it does happen will our new children have this?" Arceus said. "What I would never love a human." Ash whispered. "Yeah. But that lady said don't get married and married is for humans." Arceus whispered back. "So?" He turned his attention to their mother. "They would have god like powers but not the transforming power. But be warned Ash. You're children, if you did this, would have the powers of Aura and darkness. The darkness will be birthmarks. There are usually two birthmark on each male. Any females would not have this. The power of darkness will grow when angered. If these marks are completed all over the body, the males would be transformed into heartless people wanting revenge and to kill all humanity. That is why the priest warned you so this wouldn't happen. Good-bye." She said. Then she disappeared a cloud of white light.

"Sinks to be you." Arceus said. "Hey why would I like a human girl anyway. Besides there's someone I already have my eyes on." Ash said. "Who?" Arceus asked. "Well um.. uh... It's a secret." Ash said. "Come on you can tell me I'm your brother." Arceus said. "Nope. It's a tell nobody else even if it is your brother secret." Ash said. "Come on I want to know who you're crushing on." Arceus said.

"Well maybe I can tell you. It's Articuno." Ash said. 'I can't say you too. It would be too embarrassing.' Ash thought. "Oh her. I didn't know you like her." Arceus said. "Yeah well I hide it very well." Ash said. "Why don't I go talk about that drink with Heatran. I might cool me off." Ash said. "Just don't have too much. I heard from Celebi and Moltres that you got drunk." Arceus said. "Don't worry. I won't." Ash said. Then he left. Arceus sighed.

(That night.)

Heatran kept giving Ash drinks even though Ash refused after the 3 cup. A lot of the drinks were forced down but when he got drunk enough he did it naturally. "Okay. Okay. This is what I said to Arceus. I liked Articuno. Which was true but what I didn't tell him was that I liked him too." Ash said drunkenly. "No way." Heatran said. Not drunk at all, in fact he didn't he have one cup. "Yeah." Ash said then he hit coma. "Uh oh." Heatran said. Then he dragged Ash back to bed. But the small problem was he put Ash in his old bed room.

(The next morning.)

The two twin dragons screamed because they shouldn't be in the same bed room. "What happened?" Arceus asked after they got up. "I don't know I had a few drinks with Heatran and next few things he's shoving liker down my through. After like a thousand drinks I lost total concourse. I don't remember anything else." Ash said. "Man that Heatran is weird." Arceus said. "Yeah." Ash said. "Just hope things get better."

Well there you have it. Hope you like it. And it is funny that Ash got drunk.

What will happen next? Stay tune.

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