LXX: 67%

Characters/Pairings: America, Sort-of England, Sort-of Tony

Genre: Humor

Rating: T

Warnings: Language

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia or the Sims. I don't even own copies of either.


Alfred hummed happily to himself as he put the disc in the drive. It was always a good day when he got a new video game – even better when it was a Sims expansion pack. He was really excited about this one, though - The Sims: Makin' Magic.

He could finally give his Iggy sim the magical powers his real-life counterpart claimed, and maybe even a unicorn if he felt like it. And he could finally add Tony in – as a real alien.

It made him squeal like the fanboy he was just thinking about it.

Once the disc was safely loading, he got up to make himself some ramen, hoping it would be done by the time he got back.

He had no such luck. It was currently loading some part of the sound, with 19% of them completely loaded.

Oh well. There were still a couple of things he could do while he waited for it to load…

Five Hours Later

67%. Sixty-fucking-seven percent and it was stuck.

He'd done all the things he'd wanted to put off until he'd gotten the new game started – the tune up of his '67 Mustang, the cleaning out of his fridge (which he should've done way, way sooner), cleaning up the ever-growing pile of video games surrounding his TV…

And it was stuck at 67%.


A/N: ...review? Feed my poor, starving writer's soul?