Early Bird Special
Pass the analogies, I mean syrup.
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The Doctor poured another circle on the griddle. "They're nearly universal, you know," he said. "Pancakes. Every planet has at recipes for batter baked into flat cakes. Of course the ingredients vary tremendously. And not all of them are edible."
Jamie bleared at him and nearly poked his eye with the spoon-handle in his coffee. "Why have 'em if you can't eat 'em?"
"Oh, weapons, toys, money, decoration. The possibilities are endless, really. Take the TARDIS…"
"It uses pancakes?" Jamie mumbled.
"What?"
"It's…well, it's not round n' flat…"
"That's ridiculous."
"Jus' sayin'…eh?"
"Oh never mind. Here, eat up."
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