Here, have some more 100 themes!
Yeah, I don't know why it is that I write better/more when school is in session, either.
XXVII: Foreign
Characters/Pairings: Canada, America, mentions of Australia.
Genre: Humour
Rating: T for the North America bro's mouths.
Warnings: Some language. Mentions of "Southern Cuisine". Also Vegemite. And Moose. Also, bad Bromance (rah rah ah-ah-ah!)
DISCLAIMER: Nope, still don't own it. My mom won't even let me get Volume 1 when it comes out... D=
Matt stared at his plate in abject horror. "Al, what the fuck –"
"'s a 'gator burger," Al said through a mouthful of his own burger. "'s good."
"You have got to be shitting me."
"Nah, they're good! Bruce loves 'em."
"Yeah, well, Bruce also loves vegemite. And he eats scorpions and snakes. So, really, he's completely trustworthy when it comes to food, eh?" Matt deadpanned, staring at his brother with utmost contempt.
"Dude, it's good. Tastes just like chicken. Just eat it," Al said, starting on a second burger.
"No way, man. Francis said the exact same thing about escargot, and it so didn't taste like chicken. At all. I'm not eating that thing."
"Pansy."
"Says the man who won't eat moose."
"Dude, that's just weird."
"You're eating an alligator, and you think moose is weird?"
"It is weird. Nobody but like, you and Finland eats it. And everybody knows that his food is downright strange. Which totally proves my point."
"It is not weird – not any weirder than you eating deer. Or buffalo –"
"Buffalo is not weird, it's awesome! It tastes almost exactly like beef –"
"Or possum, or squirrel, or – "
"We are not bringing the South's food into this–"
"We're in Florida, Al. Last I checked, that was in the South."
"… Shut up and eat the damn burger, Matt."
"No. It's just weird."
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