Muahah! Ethics midterm is finished :D
Raven: Good for you? Get writing, I'm starting to get bored waiting in wherever it is I'm at right now, seeing as no one knows what's become of me in this story. You could have at least put me in a room with Terra or something and had a catfight scene. That would've been fun. Well, for me anyway...(devious smile)
Me: -- Terra has no place here. Or does she? (insert Twilight Zone music here) No one knows :o Anyway, patience young grasshopper. Everything shall be revealed. Oh, and by the way...
Raven: Oh God no. Not again.
Me: Yep
Theme song fun!
(Beast Boy)
I will obey the traffic rules.
Teen Titans!
(Robin)
I will eat everything without likes or dislikes.
Teen Titans!
(Starfire)
Earthquakes, lightning, fire Dad. Grammar, math, science social studies. There is nothing I am afraid of!
Teen Titans, GO!!!
(Cyborg)
Holla Holla
Holla
Holla
Holla
Holla
Holler
My na-ame.
Teen Titans!
Half of your troubles will be gone!
Teen Titans!
(Raven)
Father's schedule control. Mama's weight control. Wishes are endless.
Teen Titans, Go!
(All)
One, two, three, four, five. Teen Titans!
(Beast Boy)
Goodnight, Tokyo!
Last time, on Fused...
"Alright, let us review. We have Malchoir on the loose, destroying our city as we speak. Slade has somehow smuggled at least one of his people into friend Raven's brain, and Raven is missing. At the same time, the only explanation that we have for Malchoir's freedom is that Trigon is back, meaning that the world could be plunged into eternal destruction at any time. And this time, we would be unable to help because friend Raven is no longer her to protect us. Therefore, we are the fu-" Robin covered her mouth and gave Beast Boy a dirty look. "Have I almost used the impolite language?" Starfire inquired. "Yeah, you did," Robin let out a small laugh.
"Ok, here's an idea: how about instead of just moping around crying about how much shit we're dealing with, we come up with an actual fucking plan as to how we're going to stop whatever the hell Trigon, Slade and Malchoir have planned?!" Beast Boy exploded. Everyone abruptly turned to stare at him with eyes widened. "Beast Boy, that was very impo-" "Spare me the parental lecture, Star," Beast Boy snapped, but softly.
"Beast Boy's right. We need a plan. I'd say we need to take Malchoir out first. Then, once we've done that we can worry about Slade and Nevermore. We can't really deal with Trigon until we he shows himself and/or we get some more information about what he's planning. With Beast Boy with us, we'll have a better chance against Malchoir," Robin finished. Everyone nodded. They knew what to do. They all flew out the door, Robin riding shotgun on Beast Boy as a pterodactyl and Starfire carrying Cyborg. "Let's do this," Robin muttered.
The four heroes flew toward their intended target at breakneck speeds. "Ok, everyone remembers the plan, right? Cyborg and Starfire attack him from the front to get his attention. See if you guys can't do some damage. I'm covering Beast Boy while he attacks Malchoir from behind, seeing as Beast Boy is the only one here that may be able to do serious damage. All clear?" Robin checked in. Everyone nodded.
Approaching the target, Beast Boy flared his wings. But the plan had already gone awry. Malchoir had spotted Beast Boy before Starfire and Cyborg could get within range. "Shit! There goes our element of surprise. Alright then, let's make this simple," Robin said. He leapt off Beast Boy and landed right in front of Malchoir. Making a "get over here" motion with his hand, he yelled, "Battle royale!"
Raven slowly blinked her eyes. Coming to, she sat up into inky darkness. "What...happened? I remember being kidnapped by Rage, Rage questioning me about what was going on, and then...nothing," Raven concentrated, trying to focus her thoughts. "Wait, there was something else. I remember someone new, an emotion I'd never seen...she attacked me!" "Why would one of my own emotions attack me?" Raven wondered aloud.
"Because she wasn't one of your emotions, my dear Raven," a voice came from somewhere in the darkness. "Show yourself, coward!" Raven called, assuming a fighting stance and readying her powers. "Patience, Raven, patience. But if you insist..." the voice trailed off. Raven could vaguely make out a figure making its way towards her, and she tensed. Suddenly, the darkness gave way to light, and Raven shielded herself as her eyes adjusted. When she could see again, she saw what appeared to be one of her emotions. But the leotard was split vertically into half dark orange and half jet black. "My name is Irrelevant. I am one of six of my kind here in this realm. And I am your worst nightmare."
Beast Boy was doing his best imitation of a space fighter: turning, barrel rolling, loops, dives, the works. Malchoir was firing black fire at the changeling, Beast Boy avoiding the shots more narrowly each time. Finally, it happened. Beast Boy saw the shot coming straight for his face, and no matter how fast he moved he was toast. "Shit!" He cursed, raising his falcon wing as if that was gonna block the blow. He shut his eyes, preparing to fry. Then he heard a peculiar, but oddly familiar sound.
Fwinnnng! Beast Boy opened his eyes, not feeling the fire hit him. He looked in shock at his wing. Raven's trademark black aura surrounded it, shielding him from the blast. "Whoa! I didn't even mean to do that! This body must've just instinctively protected itself...but if I can us her powers in morph..." He have laughed if he had the capability. The space fighter had just figured out how to work the laser cannons.
FWINNG! FWIIIING! Beast Boy flared, spun in mid air and aimed at Malchoir's eyes. He fired six dark plasma blasts and dove downward to avoid any counterattack. Malchoir, not expecting the sudden retaliation had no time to register or block the attack. "RAWWWRGHH!" the dragon bellowed in pain. Malchoir began to stumble around, temporarily blinded. Robin saw his chance and looked at Cyborg.
"I got the sonic if you got the boom," Cyborg replied to Robin's smirk. They both charged at Malchoir, until Robin jumped up and cried "Sonic Boom!". Robin flung an explosive disk and Cyborg blasted it with his sonic cannon. The resulting blast hit Malchoir dead on the forehead. The dragon screeched in pain again. Robin began throwing pretty much his entire utility belt at the beast: Birdarangs, freeze, heat and concussive disks, and finally hooked onto Malchoir with his grappling hook and shoved his Birdarang Sword into the back of Malchoir's head.
"Ouch," Beast Boy said, landing and watching the attack Robin was making. "Well, let's help him out," Cyborg suggested. They all charged again, Beast Boy going T-Rex and biting at Malchoir's wings while Starfire and Cyborg attempted to hit him in the kneecaps. Finally, Malchoir fell and reverted to his human form.
"How...Raven isn't here...how did you..." he said in between gasps of pain and weariness. "Raven isn't the only one with Azarathian powers anymore, you piece of crap," Beast Boy said smugly, placing his hook-nailed foot on Malchoir's neck and stepping. Instead of his neck breaking, it simply dissolved. And with it went the rest of him, back into the book, which then in turn dissolved as well.
Robin smiled, his team victorious over an enemy that he had been waiting long since to crush. "Great job team. One down, two more to take ass and kick names on," Robin said, giving high fives to his three teammates.
Raven raised an eyebrow. "'I'm your worst nightmare'? I thought that phrase went out in like, the 80's or something. If you think that's going to scare me, you've got another thing coming," she said, a hint of amusement in her tone. "You think this is funny, do you? Let's see how humorous THIS is!"
Irrelevant fired a punch at Raven so fast she didn't have time to block the blow. "Ungh! Alright, you want to throw down? It's on," Raven said, launching a Chuck Norris roundhouse at her opponent. Irrelevant caught Raven by the ankle and yanked her up so that the two of them were right up against each other, face to face. Raven tried to break the hold, but Irrelevant was too quick. Grabbing Raven under the arms, she spun the Azarathian empath so that they were back to back, then jumped up and performed a perfect knee drop into Raven's right leg. Raven screamed in pain and went down hard on her face.
Irrelevant put a foot on Raven's back. "Well, my other 'siblings' are out destroying your emotions one by one. And it looks like I've bagged the first-place prize." With that, she put pressure on Raven's back. Or at least, she tried. Suddenly, Irrelevant was thrown back, landing on her face as Raven got back up, favoring her injured leg. Acting quickly, Raven placed her hand to her leg and healed the bone that had broken upon the impact of Irrelevant's knee.
Irrelevant placed a finger up to her bleeding lip and licked the blood off. "Nothing like a bit of spilt blood to wake you up," Irrelevant gave a morbid smile at the horrified look on Raven's face. Both regained their fighting stances and circled each other, occasionally firing a plasma bolt at each other only to have them cancel each other out. Finally, Irrelevant made the first move, sending a five-finger throat punch in Raven's direction.
But Raven was ready, She grabbed Irrelevant by the wrist, snapped it, and pulled the sadistic clone downward to the ground. Grunting in pain, Irrelevant attempted to get up, only to find it made difficult by the blue-cloaked pale Azarathian sitting on her backside, faced towards her legs. Irrelevant tried turning left, right, and bucking up and down, but Raven held firm. Grabbing onto Irrelevant's leg, she pulled it back at the knee until a chilling pop filled the room.
Now it was Irrelevant's turn to scream as Raven dislocated her left hip. Raven, finding it more difficult to hold her opponent down, jumped off and gave Irrelevant a kick to the side of the head. Irrelevant was blinded in a world of pain at this point, unable to move due to he inability to support herself on her left leg. Seeing this, Raven ran for the exit out towards Azar knows where.
Ouch! Another Irrelevant takes a beatdown. That's gotta hurt, although she did get in some decent licks on Raven huh? Anyway, that's all for this chapter. Shorter one this time, sorry.