Robin: Fused has now reached its end. BUT. Not only do we have the blooper reel, but word has it that a sequel to Fused is in the works.
Raven: Yay.
Beast Boy: Well, lets go ahead and get this thing going, shall we? First, outtakes from Chapter 1, The Fusion.
Scene: Beast Boy's Tofu Dilemma
"Where the hell'd you hide it this time, rust bucket?" Beast Boy was not amused. After waking up and coming down to fix breakfast for the team, he had found his tofu gone from its previous place of residence and Cyborg attempting to keep a straight face. Problem was, he was about as skilled at holding in amusement as Beast Boy was with cleaning his room. Raven just rolled her eyes; she had given up trying to shut the two up.
"Like I'm gonna tell you? There's a REASON why I hid it! That crap is a crime against nature!" Cyborg exclaimed. "Beast Boy, you could try looking before you start bitching and moaning. Might avoid a lot of this," Robin said, looking up from his paper with a hint of amusement and annoyance. "Shut up and fork it over," Beast Boy said, picking up on Robin's incrimination. Robin goes to throw it at him, only to find it missing.
Beast Boy: (whispering) Throw the tofu to me.
Robin: It's not here. It's supposed to be sitting under the table.
(Everyone hears munching and looks for the source)
Starfire: Beast Boy, this "tofu" is most delightful! Might there be more?
(Everyone sweatdrops)
Me: Cut!
Same scene, take 2
.. "Shut up and fork it over," Beast Boy said, picking up on Robin's incrimination. Robin picks it up and attempts to toss it, but he winds up flinging himself across the table into Cyborg.
Robin: Okay, who put Gorilla Glue on the box?
Cyborg: Uhm...sorry man, I just don't roll this way.
Raven: (whistles innocently)
Beast Boy: Nice!
Me: (sigh) Cut...
Scene: Battle with Mumbo
"Whatever. Yah!" The Boy Wonder yelled as he jumped up from the trunk of the car into a downward axe kick. "And for my first trick..." Mumbo trailed off as he raised his wand. "A rubber balloon poodle for the traffic boy!" Mumbo waved his wand, but nothing happens and Robin faceplants.
Raven: That HAD to hurt.
Mumbo: Wtf?
Beast Boy: (laughing his ass off) Couldn't...resist...haha...
Robin: (picks himself up and pulls out his birdarang sword)
Beast Boy: (runs)
Me: Retard...cut.
Same scene
"Let's see you poodle this!" Cyborg came charging from behind Mumbo, sonic cannon at the ready. "Hmm, you're right. Balloons aren't going to cut it here. Hmmm... I know! Mumbo, Jumbo!" Mumbo exclaimed. Instead of changing Cyborg's cannon into roses, though, Cyborg now has a porn magazine attached to his arm.
Mumbo: Er...wrong spell.
Robin:...Why do you even HAVE a porn mag spell? Wait, I don't want to...OH GOD! THE IMAGES!
Raven: Excuse me, I have to go and do some spring cleaning in Nevermore now.
Me: ...I'm scarred for life.
Same scene
Raven flew up in her wake. To Raven's right, Beast Boy as a pterodactyl beat its wings, ready to strike. "A lovely couple you two make. But I can make it even better!" Raven blushed, in a combination of both anger and embarrassment. "Mumbo, Jumbo!" A blast of pink energy sent Beast Boy packing towards Raven, and the Azarathian found herself on a similar crash course courtesy of a white blast. Raven and Beast Boy are sent flying towards each other. However, instead of fusing, they crash.
Raven: OW!
Beast Boy: SHIT! What the hell?
Me: Brave! You forgot to teleport Beast Boy!
Brave: (sleeping) Huh? Wha? Oh, shit. Sorry.
Me: (facepalm)
"Ok. So...I guess you just kind've think happy thoughts or something while I shower?" Beast Boy laughed nervously. Raven sighed, looking at the shower as if she expected Slade to come out and claim her for Trigon again. Beast Boy took control and jumped into the shower while Raven tried to blank herself out. It wasn't working, so she began trying to get some of her favorite music stuck in her head. Again, she couldn't ignore the fact that she was watching a guy showering. "Although..." If Raven would have had control, she'd be grinning deviously. She decided to see if she had retained her telekinetic abilities as well as her telepathic.
She waited until Beast Boy reached up for the shampoo, giving both of them sight of the bottle. Raven waited for her moment, imagining the bottle exploding and... the bottle explodes, but it's not shampoo. Rather, it's Starfire Pudding of Sadness.
Beast Boy: AUGH! IT'S IN MY MOUTH! NOOOO! The horror!
Raven: Which means it's in MY mouth too! Gah!
Robin: (laughing his ass off alongside Cyborg)
Starfire: (pissed off) Did you just call MY pudding horrible? (bitch-slaps the Fusion)
BB/Raven: OW!
Me: Jesus...
Beast Boy: Well, that's chapter 1! There we more, but these are the best. Oh, wait, we have one more...
Scene: Off set, before filming.
Beast Boy: (holding a video camera) Alright folks, we're going to spy on Raven in her trailer. She's practicing her lines.
(Beast Boy zooms in on her trailer)
Raven: (cooing) Yes, that's my little bun-bun. Eat quickly though, I can't let anyone see you. It'd ruin my rep. You know I love you th- (Raven notices Beast Boy, and her face drains of all color.) Garfield Logan! Just because we're together does NOT mean I won't kick your ass!
Beast Boy: (runs with the evidence)
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Raven: Yeah...I would've killed you if you had shared that with anyone.
Beast Boy: You mean like the readers that are reading this right now?
Raven:...I hate you sometimes, you know that?