Ok the last few fics were kind of sad and angsty so everyone cheer up! Here's a funny one!
"Holmes?"
"Yes?"
"I do not mean to intrude but…."
"Hmm?"
"I do understand that we have a duty to the law and England and I have Never turned down an offer to help you but …isn't this a bit too much?"
"I don't see…it does suit you."
"Holmes!"
"But, my dear fellow, it's the truth! Also, you cannot deny that it will give you an interesting insight into-"
"I don't see how dressing up as the Duchess will give me an interesting insight into the mind of the fairer sex!"
"One of us had to do it and I beat you at chess last night and you do remember that you promised-"
"To help you disguise yourself for the next case! Not myself! Besides, what if somebody happens to see my moustache?"
"Your veil is for the very purpose, my dear fellow. I don't see why you cannot see this as an interesting endeavor. Not many men can have claimed do have done what you are doing- aah!"
"There, that felt much better"
"That was remarkably childish, Watson."
"Pinching you hard on your arm? Yes, most childish."
"And most ungentlemanly."
"You mean most unladylike."
"Of course, your Grace."
"Holmes, I'm warning you. Wait until we get to Baker Street. I was not in the rugby team for nothing." "Of course, my dear Watson. Ah, we are here. Shall we alight?"
"Dear God. Please give me the strength to go through this. Alive."
I've stopped trying to pretend that any of these are drabbles. Lets call them short stories. Anyway, i would like to apologise for my long dissapearence. Had to go to Kolkata to write an enterence exam. Please accept this peace offering.