Chris: YO YO YO guys and gals welcome to another season of total drama. Welcome to total drama OBSESSED! a place where obsessed fans come and battle it out for a million dollars! Again! I am SUPER excited for this season! Oh here comes the first contestant!

A familiar contestant wearing a really bright yellow top and sea foam green pants and shoes

walked onto the dock from a speed boat.

Chris:Sierra?

Sierra: yes I'm back! so wheres my Cody-Wody?

Chris:(whispers into camera) Oh did i mention that i told all of the new campers that the old campers are all here?(snickers)

Sierra:Oh don't tell me that you lied! (growls)

Chris:(nervously) oh look another contestant. Oh wait TWO!

Two twins run off the boat and they trip and bang their head on the dock[1]

Chris:Meet Gigi and Isobel!

Gigi:OMG is Lindsay here?

Chris:sorry girls,no.

Isobel:so is-

Chris:-sorry Izzy is not here either.

Isobel:Damn!

Chris: oh don't be too disappointed maybe they could come a little later...(winks)

Gigi and Isobel:EEE!

Chris did not notice a dark-skinned girl step on the dock.

Girl: CHRIS! HEY!

Chris:oh hi...Serefina

Serefina:Yes Ol' Serefina Ndiyane is here. And even Tyler agrees that i am the ONLY sane camper! Right Tyler? (opens arms as if gotten a hug from Tyler)

Chris:Tyler is-

Isobel:NOT HERE we get it!

Chris:oh look guys, hell is about to break lose in 3...2...

Next contestant: HEY CHRIS! Now where is that dunkey-wunky?

Chris:he's not here...Aubry.

Aubry:What...WHAT WHAT! (growls and pulls Chris to her chest) You lied! Why?

Chris:Cause i LOOOOVE it! And dunky-wunky? seriously...dude!

Another contestant arrived on the dock.

Chris:Hello, Lincoln

Lincoln: hey!

Aubry:hey,Duncan fan much?

Lincoln: Nope, Sorry Geoff's girl!

Chris:heres another one!

Nikki:Hey! (gasps) Are you sierra?(points at sierra)

Sierra:YES!

Nikki:I watch you ALL the time! your my hero! CODY FANS FOREVER!

serefina: any other pains in the neck?

Chris:yes! And here comes Calia Rodgers

Calia:hi! Nice to meet all of you!

Isobel and Gigi:HI!

Calia:so..wheres Trent?

Chris:Who?(winks)

Calia:Trent! Do i need to say it 9 times?[2]

Chris:huh?(snickers

Calia: (frowns) oh forget it!

Rosalita: hey total drama peeps!

Chris: yo Rosalita!

Rosalia:wussup?

Chris:Everything T.V show host. Busy busy busy!

Another contestant stepped on the dock.

Kaila: Duncan I'm coming! Wait. He's not here. What!

Aubry: YOU GOT IT GIRL!

Kaila: wait what do you have in your hand?(points at Aubry's pillow)[3]

Aubry: why...oh this? Its my pillow.

Kaila: are you trying to crush my winning streak?

Aubry:What?

Erin:uh girls calm down were all fans of the same person okay! I'm Erin and I'm also a die hard Duncan fan-you don't see me yelling.

Aubry:whatever.

Chris:hey Erin.

Aubry:any more?

Chris: One

(Boat honks very loudly three times)

Chris: Tori, Victoria. Many names. How ya doing?

Victoria: Alejandro? Where may you be?

Chris+all contestants:Not here!

Victoria:oh

Chris:Okay now its time for the season to start! Will the campers get along? What will be the teams? Will the old campers EVER come? All the hidden answers..Answered on total drama OBSESSED!