A/N Ugh. So, I haven't watched South park in almost a month.

If I weren't already insane, I would claim my state now to be complete insanity.

Chapter 5: When Do We See Him Again?

"Alright class do whatever you want. I need to finish this chapter of my book. Sir Romeo is just about to sweep his princess off her feet and blah blah blah fuck off." Ms. Kelly finishes her short, sweet, and too the point twenty minute lesson before taking another swig of alcohol laced caffeine.

"Want some coffee in that Vodka?" Kenny murmurs under his breath.

"How did this chick even manage to get a job?" Craig deadpans.

"Who fucking knows."

"Whatever. We should update her on our project situation."

"Hm. Yeah dude." The two boys let go of each others hands and make their way around the 20 some girls to their teacher.

"Good morning Miss. Kelly!" Kenny greets the woman with a joyful smirk.

"What the fuck do you want McCormick?" She moves her cold blue eyes up from her book.

"We have an update on our project status for you Miss. Kelly."

"Stop saying my name you cheerful little bastard."

"Alright, well (Miss. Kelly)" He mutters the name just to piss her off. By this point Craig hasn't been able to help himself from grinning. "We thought you should know what family we're doing or something like that."

"I suppose. Is it either of your pathetic folks?"

"Nope! Actually, it's the Tweak family."

"Isn't that the paranoid little spazzy kid who's like way too short to actually be 16?"

"Oh so you know him?" By this point Craig has to cover his mouth from laughing.

"Yes his father owns that deadbeat coffee shop over on Main Street."

"Yes! That would be their family."

"Pfft. Bunch of fucking loonies."

"Pretty much. Anyway, so that's who we're documenting."

"Ah. Well I suppose that's better than just being flipped off for 8 minutes. Or watching a couple alcoholics fight and smoke up." Craig flips the woman off, while attempting not to laugh. "Rightfully earned. So is that all you boys wanted to talk to me about?"

"Pretty much." Kenny shrugs; still smiling.

"To be honest I didn't think either of you slack jobs would have even bothered to do this project."

"Well aren't we just full of surprises!" Kenny puts his hands to his hips.

"Anything else?" Both boys shake their heads 'no'. "Good. Then leave." The women shoos the two away and returns to her romance novel.

~X~

Sexxy- 12:31: whn do i get 2 c tweek again? we havn't filmed in like a week.

Me- 12:31: don't u have nxt class with him

Sexxy- 12:32: i do

Me- 12:32: could u ask him if we could go over 2nite

Sexxy- 12:33: ok babe so did u notice anything about ur phone?

Me- 12:34: when the hell did u change yr name on here

Sexxy- 12:34: lunch when u wernt lookin ;)

Me- 12:34: … yr an idiot

"Mr. Tucker, put the phone away." Craig's English teacher returns to whatever she was talking about. The brunette simply flips her off when she turns her back. Suddenly his hoddie pocket vibrates again.

Sexxy- 12:37: ah but I'm ur idiot ;D

Me- 12:37: -_- I suppose

Sexxy- 12:37: :D 3

~X~

"Hey Tweek," Kenny approaches the cowering blond when he enters 5th period.

"AH!" Kenny places a hand on the shivering boys shoulder in attempts to calm him down.

"May Craig and I come over to your house after school today?"

"Gah! A-actually I have to –Eng! W-work!"

"Do you work at your Dad's coffee shop?" Tweek presumably nods, though it just looks like a muscle spasm.

"Alright, perfect. Could Craig and I stop by to film maybe?"

"Ergh! Sh-sure!"

"Alright, we'll walk there with you after school. Wait up for us by the doors.

"Gah! O-okay!"

"Do you walk?" Tweek presumably nods again. "K." Kenny texts the directions to his boyfriend after making his way to his seat.

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