A/N: Sorry about the lack of intro. Since I got so many hits, how about another update? Oh! Before I forget…

DISCLAIMER…The only things I own in this story are the plot and the events contained in said story. Everything else was created by Daniel Handler/ Lemony Snicket and is his sole property…that is, until he gets so incredibly miserable that he decides to give it all to me.

Anyways…STORYTIME!

Chapter Two

"Hey, Duncan," said Isadora as she sat down with her food. "How's everything today?" She took a bite of her lasagna.

"Not much going on here, except for the arrival of my new classmate, Violet," Duncan said. He motioned over to the girl sitting beside him as he took a sip of water. Violet looked down at her lunch, disgusted.

"Mmmhmm." Isadora looked over at Violet thoughtfully. "Let me see…Mr. Remora's class got you down?"

"How could you tell?" asked Violet. She looked up from her meal as Klaus sat down to dinner.

"You're looking at your banana like you're going to be sick," Isadora explained. She reached over, grabbed the banana, and hurled it, aimed for the trashcan. It landed in some kid's soda a couple feet away. "Oops."

"He's disgusting! He does nothing but tell these stupid stories and eat bananas all day. The stories don't even make sense. Today, he told us a story about a man who bought a cucumber from a green grocer. 'The grocer's name was Stuart.'" Violet sighed, exasperated, and picked at her green beans. "'The end.'"

"You're lucky if you get out of Mrs. Bass' class with as much as a migraine. My head is killing me." Klaus took off his reading glasses and massaged his temples. "I don't think I'll ever be able to look at another ruler the same way again." He cut off a little piece of lasagna and speared it on his fork. "Sunny's still not here yet. She's not finished with her work?"

"What does Sunny do? Who is she?" asked Duncan.

"Sunny's our baby sister," replied Klaus. "Vice Principal Nero got the "brilliant" idea of giving an infant secretarial duties. I hope everything's okay…"

"So much for hoping. It's time for the "genius" to execute his recital," said Isadora. The foursome got up and cleaned their trays. Isadora looked jokingly over at Violet. "And it isn't just the music he'll be killing tonight, if you know what I mean."

Violet laughed. "I heard. His recitals are that bad, huh?"

"The absolute worst." Duncan pantomimed Shakespeare. "Alas, poor Violet. I knew her well."

"Oh, what shall become of us?" Isadora played along and sank to her knees.

"Come on," Klaus said. He helped Isadora up. "I think before the concert, though, we should go get Sunny. I'm a bit worried."

"Same here," said Violet. "I think I know the way. Let's go."

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