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Dionysus's POV
Zeus had said he was going to send me someone to help me run the camp. In a bright teal light, a women probably just older than the drinking age. I'm the god of wine I think I'd know if she was old enough to drink. She stumbled and fell face first. " Uh shouldn't you help her." Chiron said putting down his cards. "Uh sure." I said walking away from the table. I took her hand but she instantly pulled me down and got back up.

"So you're the famous Dionysus." She said sarcasticly. Had she no respect for the gods. "Any way I'm Julia,goddess of clumbsiness." She said walking away. This women is driving me crazy. She has only been here two seconds and already has my blood boiling. Her black hair went down her back and ended at her butt. Her emerald eyes were eyeing the ground evily. I escorted her back to the table I had been sitting at.

Chiron and her were talking about something and laughing. "New York is really pretty and bright now this time of year." She said probably talking about Olympus. I sat down putting my arm around her remembering what most of the young gods said about the famous Julia. She grabbed my arm flipped it behind me and said venomusly "Move your arm before I rip it off and throw it in the ocean." I like having my arms on my body so I moved it.

Chiron was sitting there speechless. "Oh so are you and Hepheastus making plans to tie the knot." I asked actually intrested. " Uh no were friends." She said not completly grossed out by the idea."So Julia, how old exactly are you?" I asked not caring if she was insulted. She gasped and said " You never ask a lady that but I'm 23." She stood up by my chair and she slapped me. "Holy Zeus, that hurt." I said using vines to get her to come back.

She tripped over them but grabbed a pen,clicked it, and slashed the vines. "I wouldn't try to anger her." Chiron said a little afraid of her. "I don't care why should I care if she is mad." I said gulping down some coke. "She's pretty." Chiron said making me stare at him. "Yeah pretty, mean." I retorted. I felt a slap on the back of my head with a voice that said "Don't talk that way about my friend." I looked behind me and saw a beautiful woman.

"Hello and you are." I said being smooth. "Engaged to a god." She said showing me the ring. I sunk back in the chair. She saw this and said " Oh come on Julia's single and kinda hot." Julia saw the scene where I was flirting and said " Watch it she's Apollo's fiance unless you want arrow to the butt walk away." I looked up at the sky and thought Really dad you punish me like this.

"Look down you'll get a crick in your neck if you keep it like that." Julia said making me look down. "Okay mom." I said sarcasticly as she sat down. " I have never been more insulted." She said laughing. Angela laughed and was shut up by my stare. "This is my friend, Angela, goddess of randomness as you can tell." Julia said gesturing to her. Angela vanished saying that she had to get her dress.

"Listen if you want to help be my guess but I don't think it would help if you fight me." I said using the vine to pulled her close. "Your father said I could do this." She said slashing me in the shoulder with her sword making a huge wound. It hurt like really bad. I let her go and she stomped off. The wound closed instantly. I'm so going to pay a visit to Zeus to talk about this helper.

I transported to OLympus. I walked up to my father. "Why did you send me that she devil to help with the camp." I yelled. "Hey don't talk about her like that." Hepheastus yelled back. I rollled my eyes and said " Hey congrats oh wait you two aren't getting married." Hepheastus walked away. I smirked and looked back at my father. "I'm sending you a female helper and you don't want her." He asked looking confused. "Yes, but she's crazy, impious,and has soft green eyes.." I stopped myself.

"Ah so you don't like her." Zeus said thinking. "What's her hair color?" I closed my eyes and said " Black but when she trips it goes around her surronding her shaddowing her alabaster face." Zeus smirked. "I don't like just extremly observant." I said.