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Sorry I took so long to update. Hopefully the length of this chapter makes up for it. Yes I know I messed up the timeline. Deal with it.

Every one looked at the blue haired beauty that had spoken.

"What! You think I'm stupid or something? By the way, what the hell are you doing in my back yard!"

"Well, we sort of landed here." Washu said in hopes of calming the young woman down. Which unfortunately didn't work.

"What do you mean you landed here? Who the hell are you people?" the blue haired woman yelled.

"Shut up! Your high pitch is hurting my ears!" Ryoko yelled at her.

"Hey, you have blue hair too." Sasami commented to the mystery lady.

"Yeah, I thought that was only a Jurian trait." The green haired woman now known as Kiyone said.

"It is." Ayeka stated quietly.

"Ayeka, stop shouting." Ryoko demanded while holding her head as if in pain. Washu and the cabbit were at her side in an instant. Ryoko was leaning on her mother Washu. The cabbit was meowing worriedly while Washu was asking Ryoko what was wrong in a whisper.

"I don't know. My head just started hurting."

"Hey! You! Current resident of this property!" The blue haired woman pointed to herself quietly. She had almost calmed down immediately at the scene.

"Yes, you. Do you have a medical lab?" She nodded mutely.

"Good. Show me where it is. I'll have to carry Ryoko. Ayeka! You'll have to keep Mihoshi and Sasami calm. Kiyone, you'll help me. Now move!" Washu gave her orders and was immediately obeyed. Nappa was surprised that the headstrong princess would obey someone of lesser status so readily. Mihoshi, who had started sobbing into his chest, overwhelmed Raditz. Needless to say, he was lost for words. Sasami was pacing. The cabbit had transformed into a humanoid cabbit toddler that was pacing. Ayeka was trying to calm down Sasami's mad ranting and the Saiyans were just plain bewildered.

25 minutes later.

"Alright, she's stable and you can go see her. One at a time though." Kiyone spoke. She picked up the cabbit. "Ryo-oki, She wants to see you first. Mihoshi, you can go see Ryoko in 10 minutes. Sasami, you can go after Mihoshi comes out." Sasami ran to her older sister.

"Ayeka, what does she mean stabilized? Ryoko's too strong to die. She is. She is." Sasami was crying.

"I agree. Little sister of mine, I agree." Ayeka looked troubled as she comforted her sister.

"Well, get going. I want to see my friend." Mihoshi said with a hiccup. Kiyone nodded and left. The Saiyans remained confused though everyone was on the ground and a bit bored. Nappa and Raditz started to spar out of boredom. It was a nice distraction for everyone else.

2 hours later in the Medical lab.

"Little Ryoko, it's time to wake up." Washu shook Ryoko gently.

"Huh. Is Ryo-oki there." A chirpy meow was an affirmative.

"Hey Ryo-oki, you can talk now right?" The cabbit nodded.

"Go tell Sasami that the woman with blue hair's name is Bulma and her great-grandfather is Tenchi Masaki. Don't forget to tell her to get Tokimi and Tsunami here. We've got a bit of a crisis again." She smiled before she said the last word. Ryo-oki nodded and relayed the message. In 5 minutes she was back and was sitting on Ryoko's lap as Ryoko was now sitting up so she could speak without getting a headache.

A beautiful woman who looked like an older Sasami walked through the door followed by an equally beautiful woman with long dark hair and pale skin.

"Tsunami. Tokimi. Glad you could make it so soon."

"Of course, sister." The older Sasami clone said.

"Thanks Tsunami." Washu said.

"Washu, I don't have time for this…" the dark haired woman was cut off by Bulma.

"Then why'd you come?"

"I came because I care about my niece." Ryoko muttered thanks.

"I am trying to cut down on the amount of evil in the universe. I haven't had this much trouble with it since Kagato took over Ryoko."

"I wouldn't repeat it." Ryoko stated. Ryo-oki, still in toddler form gave an affirmative meow and nodded her head simultaneously. Ryoko had an arm around Ryo-oki and she looked almost maternal.

"So, Mom what's wrong with me?" Ryoko asked Washu.

"Well Ryoko I don't know just yet. I'd have to give you a checkup in my lab first and I don't know if the house is still standing."

"What house?" Bulma asked. She had been watching the conversation and had identified the blue-haired woman as Tsunami and the dark haired woman as Tokimi. She was kind of afraid that they were the goddesses Tokimi and Tsunami. They were complete opposites. One order, one chaos.

"The house that belonged to Nobeyoki Masaki." Washu replied.

"Oh, that's here on the property."

"Well, show us." Tokimi demanded.

"Okay. Okay."

As soon as everyone was outside again a short but very handsome very muscular saiyan with hair like black flames landed in front of them.

"What the hell is going on? Would people please stop landing in my yard! First six females land in a heap in my yard, then two guys with tails land muttering about power levels, then two women just appear out of nowhere, now a good looking guy just landed in front of me! This sure is a fucked up day." Bulma erupted then sat down on a rock with a sigh. The new saiyan just looked surprised.

"What foul language. Tsunami, you really need to keep better tabs on your descendents." Tokimi said rather amused.

"What the hells are you doing Raditz?" The mysterious saiyan asked with authority.

"I'm trying to get this female off my arm, Prince Vegeta."

"My name's Mihoshi!" Mihoshi wailed.

"Owe! My ears, they hurt!" Raditz put his hands over his ears.

"Now you know how I feel." Ryoko cackled.

"Tokimi, do you think we should bless my great granddaughter now?" Tsunami asked her sister.

"When'd you have a kid?" Ryoko and company asked Tsunami.

"Well, I didn't particularly like the woman Tenchi married. So I gave him a daughter that would torture her and still be nearly perfect."

"Feh."

"Yes, I think we should bless her now."

"Whatever." Bulma was in a noncaring mood.

"Oh, well. On with the blessing." Tsunami said. Everyone else was watching with some amusement. Vegeta just looked bored.

"I'll bless her first. Bulma Briefs, you will have such intelligence that it will be second only to the goddesses." Washu exclaimed. Bulma glowed red for a moment then it was over.

"She was already a genius, Washu." Tsunami told her older sister.

"I just made her smarter."

"I think I'll bless her now. Bulma Bunny Briefs, you will have the strength of the Saiyans and the bite of a vampire." Tokimi smiled as she said it.

"Owe, owe, and owe! My head hurts." Bulma whined.

"How dare you give that weakling the strength of my people." Vegeta yelled clearly insulted. Bulma glowed an eerie black for a moment then when she stopped glowing she had a brown tail waving behind her.

"Hey, I have a tail." Bulma felt her teeth. "I have fangs too. Huh."

Vegeta took a good look at Bulma. 'Damn it! She's too attractive for her own good and with that tail she could pass for a saiyan. Shit! What the hell am I thinking?' Throughout his train of thought he just kept scowling.

"I will bless her now. Bulma, I give you the gift of flight and the same lifetime as your true love." (A/N yes I'm sappy.) Bulma moaned with pain as two wings grew out of he shoulder blades.

"Uh, Tsunami. Don't you think the wings are a bit much?" Ryoko asked.

"Yes, Tsunami I agree with my daughter."

"Yes, they are aren't they? Very well, Bulma you shall have wingless flight." Bulma glowed a light blue and when she stopped glowing her hair went down to her knees and she had no wings.

"Why's my hair so long?"

"It makes you look more graceful."

"Whatever. Do you want to see the old house or not?"

"I'll see you there." Ryoko said before she disappeared.

"How'd she do that?" Bulma asked.

"She's the daughter of a goddess. She gets to do that. Oh and since she is technically a goddess once she has her gems she can bless you too."

"Oh-Kay. Come on. Let's go." Bulma said leading everyone to the former Masaki residence.

5 hours later.

"I'm hungry. Feed me!"

"Shut up Bobette!"

"Don't like her so much now do you Tenchi?"

"Ryoko is that you?"

"Yeah Bulma its me."

"How'd you get here so fast?" Raditz asked Ryoko.

"I teleported." Ryoko shrugged.

"Uh, Ryoko aren't you still in the medical lab?" Bulma asked.

"Yeah."

"Then how are you here?"

"Mom, could you explain it for me? I'm sort of busy trying to get Tenchi to give me back my gems."

"So we're back to where we started from."

"Shut up you old coot." Bulma had lost her patience. She grabbed the wooden sword hilt.

"Now how do I get the gems out?"

"She can touch the sword!" Tenchi yelled.

"Well, duh. She's the descendant of Prince Yosho." Ayeka said calmly.

"I don't think Tenchi is sane anymore." Mihoshi spoke. The rest of the old Tenchi gang just shook their heads sadly.

"Are you going to say something or not?"

"Do something already!" Bulma and Vegeta spoke simultaneously then glared at each other.

"Alright Bulma just pray for the gems to be returned to me." Ryoko spoke calmly.

"That's it!" Bulma and Vegeta said in disbelief. They glared at each other again.

"I think they're going to end up together." Kiyone whispered to Mihoshi.

"I agree." Mihoshi whispered back.

"I'm going to my lab." Washu said while walking into the house.

"Wait! You have to explain something to me." Bulma prayed for the gems to be returned to where they belonged, dropped the sword hilt, and ran after Washu. She was pretty quick too.

"Yes, I have my gems back!" Ryoko had one diamond shaped crimson gem in each of her wrists and one diamond shaped crimson gem at the base of her neck. She had a thin scar that met the gem and made it look like she was wearing a necklace. She was doing a happy dance.

"We're doomed!" Bobette screamed.

"Shut up you hag!" Ayeka knocked out the old ugly woman.

"How dare you hit my wife?" Tenchi yelled.

"Shut up!" Kiyone yelled and backhanded Tenchi.

"It's good that you're loyal to your wife Tenchi. But you chose that thing over any of us, you are an idiot." Mihoshi said.

"The blue haired woman is the descendant of a prince?" Vegeta asked Ryoko.

"The tall one or the short one?"

"The short one."

"Oh, Bulma, yeah. She's the descendant of a prince but the link is 900 years old now so she'd only count as a lady. But then again since Ayeka and Sasami have been gone for 200 years the king probably thought that they abdicated the throne. That would make Bulma the princess of the Jurian empire."

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