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**Eric's grandpa's funeral reception**
"Ugh, it is such a relief knowing I don't have any feelings for Michael!" Past Jackie said to Past Donna as she walked in through the den. After viewing the scene on the couch she makes a face at Donna. "But I still don't wanna see that."
Jackie struts over to where the boys were standing and glares at the offending foreigner, "Fez, get off my boyfriend."
After assuming her spot right next to her real boyfriend she whispered in Past Hyde's ear pointing at Past Kelso and Annette, "Some eyesore, right?"
" Actually, I think they've got the right idea." He raised an eyebrow suggestively and they ran off to the basement to do something a hell of a lot more fun than fight about who Jackie likes.
"Hmmm…I like this better. Yea, lets keep this." Present Hyde looked at the angel.
"Well, lets find out what happens next." And within a second they were in the den of the Pinciotti house.
Past Hyde walks in to find Jackie and Kelso snuggled together on the couch…
"Hey," He said good-naturedly until he took in their positions. "What's going on?" He asked more curiously than accusingly.
"Oh my god, Hyde! Fez had a sex dream about me! What do I do?"
Hyde fell on the couch laughing within seconds. "What? Seriously? That's awesome!" he took a breath from laughing so hard before he continued. "When did this happen?"
"It's not funny, HYDE! This is serious! Fez and I could never be the same! What should I do? You've been in jail before. How can I let a guy down with out making myself at risk of any harm?" Kelso's stupidity was outrageous.
"Listen, don't just storm in there and do something stupid. That's normally fine but Fez is a really sensitive guy and you don't want to damage the group more than you have already."
"What do you mean? I backed off for you and Jackie. I backed off of Donna on the trip to California. All I ever did was give. Maybe that's why fez loves me. I'm too awesome of a guy!" Kelso decided that he should be a mean person and was off to do some mean things.
"So you do trust me after all." Jackie was defiantly in a flirty mood.
"What do you mean? I don't trust you at all. That's why I'm here. I needed to make sure you weren't playing couch twister with my best friend. Which you were! So I was right. You need to be watched every second of the day." Hyde was flirting back, Inching closer with every word.
"So are you gonna start 'watching' me right now?"
"You bet" And then they collided together kissing feverishly. Somehow Hyde was able to stand up with Jackie wrapped around him and walk up the stairs to the bedroom.
"Well, I think it's pretty safe to say that everyone's happier in this world."
"Not everyone…I don't think. I mean, let's jst continue and see what's next."