Inside "Seventh Heaven", if you managed to sneak in past the sign that said 'Closed for Private Party - Please come again!', you would have encountered a gathering with many familiar faces...
"Hey, hey! Everybody! Shut up! I'm ready to make my announcement!" Reno shouted over the din of the bar.
"Get on with it, already!" Yuffie shouted across the room.
"I will!" Reno shouted back. He cleared his throat and composed himself.
"I," he started and slipped an arm around his girlfriend, "AM GONNA BE A DAD!" He grinned from ear to ear and the entire bar exploded in noise.
"You're joking!"
"No way!"
"Congratulations!"
"Triss, why didn't you tell me?"
"How far along are you?"
"Do you have any names picked out?"
"Is it a boy or a girl?"
"Good job, man."
"I knew you two were hiding something!"
"Congrats, sweetie!"
"So I guess you'll be leaving us soon, huh?"
"Oh, she won't leave for nearly a year!"
"I can't believe it!"
"Reno! How could you go and knock up the tech girl?"
"It's a step up from what we'd expected of him."
"Yeah! We all thought you'd just knock up a secretary!"
"Oh, a baby! This is gonna be so wonderful!"
"Are you kidding? Can you imagine little chibi Renos running around?"
"Oh, no. This is gonna be a disaster!"
"Did he propose?"
"Did you propose?"
"Are you two gonna get married?"
Triss laughed loudly and cried, "Hold it!" Everyone grew quiet. "This is why I didn't want to tell them," she grinned up at her boyfriend and the bar erupted in protests.