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This chapter was written by Mike Industries with edits by KiY.
Chapter 5 - The Good, the Bad, the Worse, and the Wrongsick
KiY moved to the front of the theater and fanned a number of three by five index cards. "Pick a card, any card," he invited PRT.
Fearing a trap of some sort the Pharaoh cautiously pulled out a card and started to look at it.
"Don't look at it," KiY warned, "just hand it to me." KiY looked at the card, and congratulated a puzzled PRT, "Great choice! Our next award promises to be one of the more… unusual of the day. JA, I recommend you cover KT's ears as Mike Industries brings us… Wrongsick stories."
Mike Industries mounted the stage, and opted to use the mike. As he looked out over the faces of those who would soon be his former friends he wondered if this award was such a good idea. He just wanted to announce the winner and be done with it.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I have here, in my hand, the name of the winner of the Golden Bucket Award. This award is given to the person who wrote the story that disgusted, shocked, and made me feel like skipping dinner tonight. Before I say my views on these stories, I want to say this. These writers must have very sick minds to imagine these pairings."
"Our first Nominee is none other than the King of Denial, Pharaoh Rutin Tutin, with his story Steal a Penny For Your Thoughts. Now the pairing should be obvious to anyone who knows the Pharaoh, but for those who do not know, it's Rufus/Shego; AKA Rugo. Why did this make me feel sick? I just can't help but imagine the scenarios that would allow a Naked Mole Rat to pleasure the hot tempered Shego. Although, PRT did do a very good job at helping my imagination…" Mike paused for a few seconds, grasping his stomach.
"Our second Candidate is Whitem with RuNique. For those who don't get the title, it's obviously another pairing involving Rufus. With who? None other than Monique herself. The story is Love U Nique. You know, this little pink guy sure is a player. First Shego, now Monique, will the sick ideas ever stop? I understand the mole rat deserves some love, but my favorite motto should apply here; Keep it in the species." Mike put a hand on his stomach again, noticing the pain getting slightly worse.
"Next we have Ghostwhiter, with the story called Worst Case Scenario. The pairing here being Ron/DNAmy. Now before you head to the trash cans, which I've provided at the sides of the theater, I must say any pairing including Amy would be sick, but this one just takes the cake. I actually feel sorry for Ron, having to worry about this actually happening to him. I also must commend Ghostwhiter, for this is a pairing that made me regret reading while eating." Mike grabbed his stomach yet again and fell to his knees in pain. A few members of the audience gasped, but Mike stood up and smiled.
"And finally we have me. I wrote a story nominated in the category. So the final nominee is Mike Industries' One Single Shot,and one of the most commented on parts of the story is Motor Ed and Yori getting along during the fic. So I thought about those comments, and the result was a pairing I had the honor of creating. But many readers then commented on how sick it was, and I immediately felt sick to my stomach, yelling 'What have I done?' That day was not a good day for me."
Mike fell to the ground, immediately grabbing his stomach. He couldn't finish the presentation feeling like he did. He looked toward an exit and waved his arm for someone to come out. Many in the audience gasped and applauded as Ino Yamanaka, looked somewhat disheveled, stepped out from behind the heavy drape.
"Who is that," KiY asked.
"Character from Naruto," someone answered.
The blond haired female ninja joined Mike on the stage, "Why did you not warn me of the giant spiders?" she hissed.
"Sorry, I forgot," he answered.
"You will pay extra for this forgetting," she warned as she grabbed the white card out of Mike's hand and took her spot in behind the microphone.
"Hey everyone! Surprised to see me? Any way, the winner of the Wrongsick Pairing category, and the Golden Bucket award goes to... Ghostwhiter!"
Ghostwhiter immediately stood up and yelled for joy. He ran towards the stage, and gave Ino a giant hug. Mike finally managed to rise and tottered over to the edge of the stage, where he had left the Golden Bucket (a normal bucket spray-painted gold) before the start of the ceremony. After passing the award to Ghostwhiter Mike collapsed yet again, and Ino dragged him to the exit.
Ghostwhiter began to deliver his winner's speech as loud screams sounded from the exit.
"I am proud to be blessed with knowing that I made you all feel so sick, you couldn't handle it. I know now that I am truly gifted when it comes to writing horrible things, and I will continue to keep thinking this way for you all. I would also like to say thanks to a few people. First, myself. I couldn't have done it without me. Secondly, myself again; because I'm such a cool guy. And finally, King in Yellow for hosting this wonderful event!" Ghostwhiter bowed and exited the stage. Everyone in attendance clapped wildly because the presentation was over.