I did it! I managed to save this doc without putting spaces between the puctuation marks! Old habits die hard though, so forgive me if I forget to delete the periods in the future.
« Oy James! Will you just please stop letting your eyes glaze over when someone mentions Evans? I know you're mad about her but really, it's just disturbing! Forget her, man! »
« Prongs, really, take me seriously for once : she's BAD for you! Just – I give up. »
« Argh, Prongs! Just – just stop talking about her, all right? I know she's wonderful and all, but I've heard too much! »
« Prongs? What is it ? »
« She's made it perfectly clear, Padfoot. She hates me. I should have known... I should have realised... You were right. She's bad for me. »
Sirius stayed silent for a while. For years, he'd been telling James to forget her... and now he was going to try to get over her. This was wrong.
« Prongs. I know I've said bad stuff about you liking her. She is bad for you. But some bad things are, hem, good, in a way. If you stop chasing her all the time, well, basically, you'll just shrivel up and end up a lonely old hag, however bad she is. » James looked up. He looked dumbstruck. Sirius blinked at his feet , issuing an embarassed little cough.
« Wow Pads, that was deep. » And this was the day Lily finally accepted to go out with James, sealing their fates and the entire wizarding world's.