I updated sorta quick. So, here it is. Don't own it. Language in this chap.

Notice: read AN at the bottom—i really need yalls help to make it un-slow and un-boring.

Thanks my loves :)

Percy's POV:

Oh crap.

How am I supposed to tell Annabeth about this one? Oh lord Avery was here.

Lemme just give a quick word that can sum her up: bitch.

Nothing could describe her better. She was my old girlfriend from about a year ago. Since Annabeth is so unbelievably gorgeous inside and out, I thought she would have a boyfriend. It was really hard to start dating again, like nothing I've ever faced monster-wise would have prepared me for moving on.

I had gone to a bar with Grover one night and we were obviously drunk or else I would have never picked up this..trash. I really respect girls, but Avery was so obnoxious, controlling, and a liar. Would you like her? I didn't think so.

She started off as a nice girl, cute, and quiet. Then after 4 months of me deciding wether or not to move on Grover just said Annabeth would want me to move on, and I decided to ask her to be my girlfriend. Then, I swear she went on crack or something, and wouldn't let me leave her, ever. She would literally punch me and knock me out if I tried to leave her house. She told me that she was in love with me, and if I didn't tell her that I loved her too, she would threaten me with a knife—even though I'm invincible, its a little crazy.

One day she left to get food, and I took that as my chance to escape. I called Grover and he picked me up, and after leaving her car pulled in to the driveway and she seriously looked like she was about to murder me. I just flicked her off, and left her prison after 2 weeks in there.

Crazy-ass, I'm telling you. And she was literally right there.

"Percy...? You alright? Hellooo?" Annabeth kept murmuring to me.

"Uh...we need to go, now. And if you see a crazy ass mental chick running behind us, call the cops." I said with urgency.

And with that I ran practically dragging Annabeth behind me. I looked around for my car immediately forgetting where I parked it.

As if reading my mind Annabeth yells, "Its over there!"

We ran our way too it, then all of the sudden something rams into me knocking me out while falling face-first on the pavement. I heard Annabeth's muffled scream and my heart broke. If I wasn't invincible I would be in a coma thats how hard this thing hit me.

Guess who it was?

You got it—Avery.

Avery then slaps me, hard, on the face and I wonder where a mortal gets that much strength.

She then stands up, brushes off her jeans, and evilly snarls.

"Perseus Jackson, you betrayed me," she spat. How did she know my real name? I never told her..

"You left my clutches after I specifically told you not to, and I would've come and killed you if hadn;t gone to that damned camp for...Half-bloods," she spat disgusted by the word half-blood. How did she know?

"How the hell do you know about camp?" I asked—probably not the best thing considering I just kinda told her it was real.

"How do I know about Camp Half-blood?" she laughed darkly, "Why I know everything about the hellhole," she said. Then, with an evil snarl, she morphed into an emposai. Just my luck.

"I was dating an emposai? Now thats just weird. How come you didn't tell me that you were one before?" I asked angrily. Explains her strength and looks.

"I was going to kill you the night you left, thats why I left. I went to get weapons from my friend. But, you of course just leave to the stupid camp. And now you have this..thing?" she said pointing disgustingly to Annabeth.

"Don't you dare call her a 'thing'. You bitch. How many men have you killed since me?" I asked so angry my vision was blurring.

"Oh I have had my share, but now I must have my prized lover. Come here Percy," she said trying to seduce me. Yeah right.

"You need to go back to where you came from—Tartarus." I spat back at her.

Before I could give her the deathly strike she cries out in pain and turns to dust with a shaking Annabeth behind her with a death glare almost as bad as Medusa's.

After moments of silence I hear her huff, "Percy, who the hell is Avery? And why were you dating a emposai?"

I couldn't help but laugh. It just felt right. I mean me, Percy Jackson, hero of Olympus, dating an emposai..funny right? I think so.

Annabeth, however, didn't think it was funny. I just smirked and said, "I'm just a Seaweed Brain. I can't help it," adding a wink at the end.

That loosened her up. She smirked back and said, "Next time you like/love someone, or date them, or whatever, lets hope they are normal."

"Oh, she isn't normal alright," I said to Annabeth trying to hint that it was her I was talking about.

Of course she, the daughter of Athena, didn't get it.

Alright, so I've gotten some pretty unhappy comments from my reviewers. Should I just stop the story? I don't know what to do. I mean I really tried making this chap a little different, but I guess no one really appreciated it.

BUT: to all of my reviewers who give me positive reviews, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. You have no idea how much you mean to me, and im thankful for ALL of you.

"flamers"-i really do appreciate you giving me this advice and I will go on to encourage my readers. So thanks so much for having the guts to tell me it sucks!

I WILL MAKE IT MOVE ALONG FASTER! The title will come into play in the next chapter. Ok?

Again, thanks so much for staying with me and adding it as favorite stories. I love you all.

One last thing: Any ideas for a new story? I wanted to do anything no one has done before. I want it to be a 1974297474 reviewed story...ahhh. Oh, and sorry for the long AN.

Love, percabeth13