Mizu: Chapter two of this random as crud fic. I think I'm gonna love this one a lot.

I don't own -Man. If I did, this would happen to Leverrier and Cross before Leverrier was put to a long and painful death. Enjoy!

The Death of the Science Branch

"Yes?" Komui questioned, turning to face the source, "What the hell?"

Behind him stood Kanda and Lavi, both with their innocence activated. There was something different about Kanda though. His normally straight bluish-black hair was starting to gain waves in it. He's build seemed different too.

"Why are you a girl?" Komui gasped.

"You tell me, you sick scientist!" Kanda snapped, voice slightly higher.

"Wh-Where's Allen?" Akihiro asked.

"He's still asleep," Lavi stated and put his hammer to Komui's throat, "You said that stuff wouldn't hurt him!"

"It's not supposed to! I don't know why you changed into a girl! Wait," Komui tried to clarify, "so is Allen a girl too?"

"Y-yep," Lavi stated, trying not to blush.

"Oh dear…Komui," Akihiro sighed.

"What is it, already Akihiro? Can't you see tha-" Komui started to snap.

"I know why they changed into females," Akihiro quickly added.

. . .

"Then speak up man!" Komui and Lavi snapped, shaking the two other males.

"You used the wrong drug!" Katashi snapped back, "You used Akihiro's drug."

"Akihiro's drug? What is it for?" Komui asked.

"It's a gender changing drug that I created for…missions when the exorcists had to go undercover as a couple or something," Akihiro explained, "We all know that we don't have very many females in the Order. This will let up some of their stress."

"That's…Genius!" Komui shouted happily, "I praise your wonderfulness!"

"So it's only temporary?" Lavi asked.

"Yes but," Akihiro paused, "If a man was changed into a woman, if he became pregnant, he'd stay like for at least a year. That way the baby could be born without any fear of the man changing back."

"I don't really think most men will have to worry about that," Lavi shuddered.

"How long does it last?" Kanda questioned, anger still very evident in his voice.

"I don't know. I haven't had the chance to test it out yet," Akihiro sighed.

"From the amount I gave you two, I have a feeling that it will last a while," Komui muttered.

"Aki, tell them the possible side-effect," Katashi whispered.

"Hm? Oh right! If the two somehow managed to-" Akihiro started to say.

"What the fuckin' hell?"

"Oh shit. Allen's up," Lavi sighed.

Allen loudly marched up to the area where the other five stood. Lavi quickly averted his eyes. Unlike Kanda, who had barely changed, Allen had defiantly turned into a woman. His once muscular chest had changed to that of a very mature woman. His small frame shrank a little more to give him very prominent curves. His hair now matched Kanda's, both in length and waves. The poor exmale's shirt barely fit his torso and his pants were threatening to slide off of him.

"What the fuckin' hell is this all about, Komui! Allen shouted, voice higher as well, right in Komui's face.

"I…mixed up two different drugs…" Komui whispered.

Lavi quickly grabbed Allen and dragged him away from the Chinese man, "You better find a way to fix this!"

"I'll start right away on it!" Komui exclaimed before realizing something, "Allen? Where's Link?"

"Hm? Oh, he was called back to Central for about a month," Allen sighed.

"A-Allen…" Akihiro stuttered.

"Yes?" Allen answered, being as kind as he could.

"Moyashi! What the he-" Kanda started to yell but stopped the instant the two locked eyes.

Something flashed in both of their eyes.

"Moyashi…Are you alright?" Kanda asked, concern high in his voice.

"Huh? You're worried, Yuu-chan?" Lavi gasped.

"Tch!" Allen's voice sounded, "Fuck off."

"What the hell?" Lavi shouted jumping away from Allen, "You just sounded like Yuu-chan, Allen!"

"It's because they must of somehow shared a few drops of blood with each other," Akihiro stated.

"Huh?" Lavi and Komui questioned.

"It's one of the side effects of the drug that I found out before I could test it. Should two people who have been injected with it somehow share even a drop of blood with one another before the drug has kicked in, whenever they lock eyes they will do a complete 180 degree personality flip," Akihiro explained.

"For those two, the flip will cause them to act completely opposite of themselves. Or in other words," Katashi continued, "they'll act like the other."

"So…whenever the two lock eyes, Yuu-chan will become Allen," Lavi startled to say, piecing the information together.

"And…Allen will become Kanda," Komui finished, "Oh shit. Do they…know that they are acting in such a way?"

"I would presume so," Akihiro nodded.

Silence…

"Okay, we need to lock Yuu-chan up until this drug wears off," Lavi stated, grabbing some rope out of nowhere.

"L-Lavi?" Kanda stuttered as Lavi slowly approached him, "Wh-What do you think that you're doing?"

Lavi froze, "…Too…cute…"

"Baka," Allen scoffed.

"Not cute," Lavi sighed looking at Allen, "Well…maybe a little. Wait…"

Lavi suddenly grabbed Akihiro by his collar, "Yuu-chan won't go black like Allen does, right?…Right?"

"He shouldn't. But he will remember all of this when he switches back," Akihiro eased the redhead.

"When will that be?" Komui questioned.

"Um…the effect should wear off if the two are separated by at least 250 feet," Akihiro stated, scratching his head.

"Oh! And if they are that far or further and lock eyes, they shouldn't switch," Katashi added.

"If that's all that needs to be done, that shouldn't be too hard to do," Lavi sighed, relieved, as he put a hand on Allen's shoulder, "Right, Moyashi-chan?"

Within a split second, Lavi found the tip of a claw from Allen's innocence pressed against his throat.

"Don't. Call. Me. That!" Allen hissed, almost yelling by the end of it.

Lavi gulped. He made a mental note not to piss Allen off if he was in a "Kanda" state. Then it hit him. This was his one and only chance to mess with Yuu-chan.

"Yuuuu!" Lavi whined, retreating to the normally stoic "man", "Allen's being mean to me!"

Kanda tried to take a step back as the slightly taller man pulled him into a tight hug.

"L-Lavi! Let me go!" Kanda whined.

"So cute!" Lavi shouted happily, squeezing poor Kanda tighter.

"Stop it!" Kanda whined again.

"No way!" Lavi responded, forgetting about all of Allen's little quirks.

"I said stop it, Lavi!" Kanda snapped as he/she punched Lavi in the gut.

Lavi quickly released his hold on Kanda. Not cause it hurt. There was no way in hell that that would have hurt. With Kanda in an "Allen" state, the man/chick wouldn't actually hurt him. But he did release the samurai when he noticed Allen walking to the door.

"W-Where are you going, Allen?" Lavi stuttered.

"Tch," Allen sighed, "I'm not going to spend the whole day being lovey-dovey with you two idiots."

Lavi, realizing that if Allen left the room they'd switch back to their normal personalities, sprinted out of the door followed by the two scientists and single finder. They started to count door the seconds till the inevitable happened. 5...4...3...2...1...

"Usagi!" Kanda shouted, charging out after them, Mugen in tow.

Allen watched from a safe distance down the hallway as the four males ran for their lives from Kanda's torturous ways.

"Serves them right," Allen smirked before his eyes fell downward, "What the hell are we supposed to do now? Hope that no one notices? Ha! Fat chance of that happening…"

Allen sighed again and headed in the direction of what he hoped to be his room. It just wasn't fair. Not only was he a full blow girl but now whenever he locked eyes with Kanda the two became bipolar. How could it possibly get any worse?

"I guess I should count my blessings," Allen sighed once more, "Master could still be alive and make me use this new body for paying off his debts…"

Mizu: Yay! I fail at Kanda! Omg. I have such a problem with writing Kanda. He's my complete opposite (unless I'm in a sadist mood that is). But…that's what makes him fun to write.

Kanda: …*evil aura*

Mizu: The whole side effect thing was just something random that I thought up. I hope that it made it a little funny.

Allen: What's with the part with my Master doing in this?

Mizu: Nothing… *looks innocently at Allen* I just thought that it would be a good idea to mention him.

Allen: You're up to something.

Mizu: The only thing I'm up to is trying to decide whether or not to make this a Yullen fic. A few people have asked me too and I think that it would be quite interesting to try it.

Lavi: You're a bit evil, you know that, right?

Mizu: Awww, thank you Lavi! Anyways, just like always, all reviews are completely welcomed. Ciao for now!